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1. The River God's Bride, obtained! Ready to read.
Yu Yi is incredibly unlucky,
the sort of person who can die suddenly in his sleep and transmigrate into a book.
But he's very rich.
He transmigrated into a large-scale survival game based on the world created by a goddess.
While the random extras are carefully calculating how to stay alive, he's already spent his way to the game's top VIP tier, with every privilege maxed out, including unlimited revives.
The System tells him that all he has to do is protect the protagonist shou through the key plot points, and he'll be able to return home safely.
It's a cardinal rule of web novels: if a character is beautiful, strong, and tragic, they're bound to be the protagonist.
So he catches up with a silver-haired beauty looking despondent by the river. He offers a black card to a gloomy, beautiful young man playing piano in a Western restaurant. He reaches out to a dark elf who's on the verge of death beside some ruins. He offers a priceless treasure worth a fortune to the foremost cultivator in the immortal sect, who has severed his own meridians, and exchanges eighteen cities for him. He buys the entire building for a sword prodigy at the Flying Blossom Pavilion, who's been turned back into his original form, humiliated, and driven nearly to suicide, then drapes a fox-fur cloak over his bare shoulders.
The plot progresses smoothly, but for some reason, the protagonist shou's gaze grows more and more strange?
The System tells Yu Yi: They've fallen deeply in love with you, but you've got the wrong person. The real protagonist shou is still digging coal at the mine.
As a seasoned whale, Yu Yi says, "No problem. Watch me handle this."
Then everything goes wrong.
In a cage made of pure gold, the River God gives his instep an ambiguous kiss. "Don't speak. You're the bride fate chose for me."
The cool, elegant pianist calmly binds his hands and feet with chains. "You only need to look at me."
In the Temple of Nyx, vines wrap around his body, and countless tentacles glide over him. "Am I not good enough? Why are you trying to escape?"
The proud and peerless Divine Lord grabs him by the collar, eyes bloodshot as he demands, "Have you ever loved me?"
In full view of everyone, the nine-tailed celestial fox coils its tail around his waist. "They can leave. You can't."
Faced with confinement in a dark room by these yandere characters, this good young man of the New Socialist Era is completely unable to accept it, his head full of question marks.
Besides, Yu Yi thinks: What the heck? I'm the gong here, aren't I?
Even if he's face-blind, loves pretty faces, and is under 1.8 meters tall, none of that matters. You can't insult a gong's dignity.
The script says he's the gong, so he's the gong.
Yu Yi shows the villains through his actions that love means respect and equality, kindness and courage, tenderness and strength.
Later, thanks to his vast fortune, he becomes an all-powerful god in the legends of X Escape.
[Reading Guide:]
1. Coolheaded, rational, unhinged beauty X talkative, rich, face-blind little sunshine
2. A derivative work in the Scum Gong series. A story of redemption, pure sugar.
Theme: Create a beautiful future with your own two hands.
Your wife is unmoved and kicks you out together with your luggage.
La la la, welcome back
Loading... Sorry, loading failed (woo woo woo, I am willing to wait for you forever, until the mountains collapse and the earth shatters, and the seas and rocks are shattered)
Author, you haven't updated for a long time. Are you still there?
Yu Yi: Your wife is gone
Just come back and take your time. Don't be in a hurry.
It's been half a year. Didn't you say you could write it? I really like this book. Please don't cheat me, okay?
Do you still remember your account password?
[Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I hate you, do you remember to promise me updates?
Your wife is unmoved and kicks you out together with your luggage.
La la la, welcome back
Loading... Sorry, loading failed (woo woo woo, I am willing to wait for you forever, until the mountains collapse and the earth shatters, and the seas and rocks are shattered)
Author, you haven't updated for a long time. Are you still there?
Yu Yi: Your wife is gone
Just come back and take your time. Don't be in a hurry.
It's been half a year. Didn't you say you could write it? I really like this book. Please don't cheat me, okay?
Do you still remember your account password?
[Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I hate you, do you remember to promise me updates?
Author: Do you still write this book?