The Ultimate Grinder Cultivates Immortality, with Boundless Magic

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Wen Zhi, a former rat-race champion, transmigrates into a dark cultivation novel. After failing to win over the Demon King for the eighth time, she gives up all hope of ever getting home.

After that, no matter how earnestly the nine Systems in her head try to persuade her,

Wen Zhi just says: Stop trying to help people. Respect their fate.

The Systems tell her: If you don't want to seduce men, earn eight hundred billion.

Wen Zhi readily agrees.

She's had enough of life in the cultivation world: everyone works themselves to the bone around the clock, all year long, with no breaks, no comforts, no internet or Wi-Fi, and not even any song-and-dance performances. What a bunch of broke losers.

If she can't escape, then everyone can go down together.

She spends three days devising a comprehensive money-grabbing strategy based on the nine cheat abilities at her disposal.

In the first year, Wen Zhi successfully takes over as city lord. She introduces health insurance, a housing fund, a five-day workweek, and promotion based on ability. Several powerful cultivators sell online courses. She tackles discrimination between species at its root and introduces proportional taxation. The money rolls in, and her fame spreads far and wide.

In the second year, the cultivation world's first Ivy League, the "C9" Alliance, rises from the ground. Eight major sects join forces to teach, using a bottom-ranked elimination system and recruiting disciples from across society.

For just a few spirit stones, you can enroll. Outstanding disciples receive diplomas upon graduation, making it easy to rise to success and ascend to the heavens while still alive.

That same year, the Wen Family's Heaven and Earth Bank officially opens. In only ten days, it rapidly spreads to towns and cities across the land. Powerful figures from every walk of life rush to endorse it. Even if a depositor dies, their family can inherit the estate with a deposit certificate.

Next come personal presale homes, Century Matchmaking, crowdfunded secret realms...

From then on, murder and robbery nearly disappear.

Before long, people are horrified to discover that there are no more uprisings or resentment of the rich.

Whether they're geniuses or fools, all the cultivators are now fretting over their studies, cultivation partners, property, and debts, working themselves to the bone.

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After enduring years of hardship in the Demon Realm and preparing his plan to destroy the world, the arrogant Demon King finally can't take it anymore. His subordinates and allies keep abandoning him because he can't compete with the benefits on offer, so he decides to confront Wen Zhi in person.

But the moment he enters the city, someone hands him a number ticket.

The guards first look startled, then gradually amused. The Demon King turns ashen and silently clenches the ticket in his fist.

Meanwhile, Wen Zhi listens to the System's announcement and lazily moves the golden abacus in her hand. "He finally couldn't resist coming to my consort-selection event?"

"..."

"Oh, number 3,789. Cutting the line? What cutting the line? He can wait his turn."

Good and evil are always repaid. It's not that you won't get what you deserve, just that the time hasn't come yet.

[Reading Guide]

1. A traditional angst-filled story becomes a ridiculous comedy.

2. Everyone being rich is what real wealth looks like.

3. A new kind of cultivation fantasy.

4. No luck winning over the Demon King? No problem. Just let him try to win me over instead.

Pre-Reading Blurb 1 Starts Here

Yan Su is the protagonist and love interest in an old-school Mary Sue novel.

He has a face that makes people want to protect him. His tears turn into pearls, his sweat into diamonds, his blood into rubies, and flowers bloom whenever he is happy.

Even his scent is a sweet floral-fruity fragrance.

Unfortunately, this is a forced-romance apocalypse novel.

Once the plot begins, he's forced from one lover to another, always being taken to bed or on his way there. In the end, he dies of kidney failure.

When he wakes from a dream, his new neighbor is already lusting after him. And after treating a poor man he picked up off the street, he has only fifty yuan left in his pocket.

Most importantly, the national college entrance exam is the day after tomorrow.

Yan Su thinks this is terrifying. Damn.

The apocalypse is inevitable, but at least he has the means to fight back.

So that afternoon, carrying a sackful of pearls cried into existence, he knocks on the door of the Ministry of State Security.

Three days later, red rain falls from the sky.

Countless zombies are blown to dust by heavy machine guns,

and humanity celebrates its second evolution.

Yan Su also awakens his racial talent.

He turns into an especially tiny, pocket-sized sugar glider.

Later, he gets into Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College.

Wrapped in a little bedsheet, wielding an AK48, and trampling a seventh-level mutated beast, he stands at the very top of the pyramid as the Black Knight escorts him there.

#So what if I'm a sugar glider? I'll still beat you until you call me Dad

#How I turned myself over to the state for the sake of my college entrance exam

{As long as you have strength, even a reed can grow into a towering tree.}

The couple will probably be an arrogant dragon X his treasure.

Theme: The spirit of striving against all odds.