
I Really Didn't Mean to Burn the Crematorium [Quick Transmigration]
我真没想火葬场啊[快穿]
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 622k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Explore more →Quick Transmigration Stories I'm Really Interested In, But Haven't Read Yet
BL/no CP. Although the title says quick transmigration, it might not be limited to that. I'll have to see. Giving it four stars because I can't give it five. I'll change the rating after I finish reading.
Personal Compilation: Misunderstanding Stories
Mostly angst, reborn, quick transmigration, and the like. They’re probably usually based on misunderstandings. I’m making a roundup here instead of creating a separate shelf for them.
A Mixed Reading List of Completed Novels
For easy rereading, and to share recommendations. Five- and four-star reads, including original works and fanfiction. (BL, straight romance, and no romance.)
Sweet-and-Sour BL (Complete Edition)
Sweet-and-sour stories I thought were pretty good after buying all the chapters!!
Sickly, Self-Destructive, and PTSD
A collection of the list maker’s trashy personal preferences. Some are fanfiction, some are original, and they cover a huge range. They’re all books I reread; barring surprises, they’re all BL.
Give Me My Ship
Most feature fragile babies who are emotionally distant, have PTSD, or tend toward self-destruction. There are both shou-centric stories and stories with no romance, so check the tags if you have triggers.
Some Quick Transmigration and Transmigrate Into a Book Stories, Basically Feel-Good Reads
Sorting these into categories. I've forgotten what I was looking for, but I think they were angsty feel-good stories.
Quick Transmigration (Mostly Tragic Villains and White-Moonlight Characters)
Beautiful, strong, tragic, sickly white-moonlight villains; danmei, with both real and fake angst; stories from both the top and bottom's perspectives. Not suitable for fans of any particular character type. Also includes other kinds of quick transmigration.
Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic / Angsty but Satisfying Reads (Complete Edition, Vol. 1)
Beautiful, strong, tragic, frail, secret identities, comics, angst, satisfying payback, fake knives and real knives, a mixed bag of angst, original stories, Detective Conan fanfic, crossover anime, danmei, and both tragic and happy endings. (These are all fully purchased; the list is complete.)
Sickly Bottoms / Beloved Bottoms / Beautiful but Tragic / Battle-Worn
[Updated 7/16] No need to mention the popular titles. I'm mainly recommending less-known stories about frail but powerful bottoms (I'll recommend some in the comments). Updated now and then. Please save the list~
Battle-Worn, Sickly, Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic, Savior, Death
There are lots more I've read but haven't fully subscribed to, so I didn't add them. I like stories with physical torment, savior complexes, and protagonists who die but get a happy ending. Don't come in if that's not your thing.
The Most Beautiful Tragic Romance
The most heartbreaking thing is having the chance to say 'I love you' but ending up with a lifetime of regret. The surviving spouse, love that withers before it can bear fruit, and a love too deep to last.
Heartbreak on Jinjiang Literature City
Carefully selected angsty stories. Today I'm a tearful tomato (B-tier list; if something isn't B-tier, the System must be mistaken).
Sickly, Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic (Heh Heh Heh...)
Bottom-focused / no CP / female protagonists; historical / cultivation / Western fantasy / interstellar; unrequited love, fake death, and identity reveals; I prefer real angst; not into people who treat everything as a joke; the star ratings aren't very reliable.
My Type: Beautiful, Strong, and Wretched Protagonists [Bottom-Led]
The protagonist is beautiful and tragic, strong yet tragic, both strong and beautiful yet tragic, or simply miserable. Either their body or mind has to suffer. Maybe they've had a tragic past, or they're actually fine but everyone imagines they're suffering terribly.
[For Personal Use] Quick Transmigration Infinite-Flow
Organizing all the books I've read qwq
Fun and Entertaining, and Completed
Some fun concepts and some great books. BL / no romance
Quick Transmigration Tragedies
Every single one has angst.
Very Good
Good: I can read these five times
Transmigration, Rebirth, Showbiz, System
Don’t ask, just clearing out my bookshelf
Some Danmei
Mostly bottom, mostly bottom, mostly bottom.
Kink Collection 1 (Complete, Fully Purchased)
98% quick transmigration romance-driven wish fulfillment. Most are told from the protagonist’s perspective, with protagonists who control the whole game, win at love, and pull the strings behind the scenes. Includes fake coercion, taking control, training a dog, pursuing love interests, and faking their deaths.
Favorites
An ultimate omnivore's favorites: danmei, romance, and no-romance stories are all included. Some are sweet and some are angsty. But my favorite type is sickly, battle-worn, beautiful, powerful, and tragic characters, so there will be a lot of that...
Who Exactly Is in This Relationship? Munch, Munch
Memorable romance. Mostly sweet and satisfying, with 1v1 pairings. Includes romance, BL, and fanworks.
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I love every article and every character I write, I just said that I really love them. I have [never] mentioned any words about black history, and I have absolutely no such attitude. I do not think any book is black history. I treat every article and every character with my heart and sincerity. I have expressed my strange attitude towards many background settings, I have ridiculed the setting of grading children, and denied the setting of the power of words. My writing of this setting really does not mean that I endorse it. My setting is that due to the disparity in status between men and women, a large number of female insects have turned into neutral chaos. The society has become repressed and distorted, and the unprotected male insects are sold as goods. What I want to write is that under this background, abnormal repression will definitely lead to the trend that will eventually transform into this, and then in such a crumbling and collapsing environment, the story of the attack and the enemy, and the story of them smashing the world. I [didn't know] the sensitivity of this setting, and I didn't figure it out in advance. This is a serious mistake on my part, and it's my fault. But please allow me to say something. I really want to explain that I chose this without knowing the premise, just like I chose to smash the unreasonable world backgrounds above. The response I was asked was this: The theme of the previous book was "Give the Golden Finger to the Attacker and the Recipient". The main character, Dou Xiangfang, was one of my XPs, so I wrote such a story. The genre of this book is "being chased and loved", and it is my xp that the protagonist is so doting on the protagonist. I can guarantee that this book will not cause any discomfort to you. I am not an author whose character design will collapse. If it collapses, I will refund the money in full. I will refund as much as you paid, okay? I have always said this, and I have always said this to the comments that questioned me under the old article. I have always said this, and I can't help but hope to communicate well with everyone. What I want to express is "I am sure of my ability to control the direction of the article and conform to the setting of this book." And the sentence "there is a situation that makes you uncomfortable" is because the quarrel between readers mentioned above "will you refund the author's money if this happens?" All my responses followed this sentence. I didn't think too much or think through it at the time. This is my fault. In the past, I would always say, I really want to write this book, please give me a chance. The origin of this habit is my bad habit. I can't help but want to prove something. The more I prove, the worse it gets. I am not trying to please anyone. In the last book, I also clearly said, "This book is all about attacking favors and receiving favors." In my eyes, this is a setting, not a position. I never thought that this would become a position. I never specifically loved or hated them based on their position, I just loved my characters, I just loved them. I always have a naive fantasy. If my friend, you really spend some time with me, you may know what kind of person I am, and maybe you are willing to take a look at what I say instead of believing those words that are not entirely true. You may know that I will collapse, I will be stressed, and I will do stupid things, but I will not quibble. As I write this, I begin to worry whether you will think that what I have said is all quibbles. I just thought that maybe someone is waiting for me to respond, maybe someone is waiting for me to make it clear. If I try to say something clearly, it can make some friends who have been together sincerely less painful, then I will finish it. I won't write anymore, there won't be a small one, and I won't write another big one, don't worry.
Damn it, why did you scold my cook? I really like this kind of gentle and healing text. I like three of the four vests. If the author doesn't write about where will I go to find food? Damn it, why can't I read novels quietly? Is it interesting to scold people away and stop writing?
(If you read the comment area, please skip it. I don't want to affect your emotions and decisions. I just have nowhere to say it, so I come here, hoping to be seen.) First of all, let me explain that I don't know much about what happened, and I don't check Weibo. As a result, it took me so long to see and know about this incident. On this day, I also read through various comments and Weibo. In the process, there were many words that I didn't understand or understand. But I want to explain the problems I see from my standpoint and my perspective. First of all, it is a matter of character that I am angry. As an old man who lived in Jinjiang for seventy-eight years, I dare to say that there are very few authors who write thousands of words every day, and the flowers they update are all small red flowers, and they never stop. You must know that the small pink flowers need to reach more than 3,000 to light up, and the red flowers seem to need 6,000 or 7,000. Based on this alone, I think she has done a good enough job. Secondly, someone is actually saying that she deserves it? ! Doesn't anything happen if you can't open a trumpet? ! Do you know why I opened a trumpet account? It's because of the keyboard warrior. Do you know why there are so many trumpet accounts? It's because the writing is so good and the writing style is so recognizable that old readers will recognize it immediately. She has been getting rid of the shadow of the past and wants to start over, hoping that she can write quietly and conscientiously again, and describe every story and plot carefully to avoid the shadow of the past from affecting the current article. If you are lucky and someone who is reading the review has read her book, you will find that from a chronological perspective, her writing style is becoming more and more depressing, and so is her speech. The articles at the beginning were real light-hearted cookies. Now, even if I say I want to write sweet articles and light-hearted articles every time, in the end there will still be shadows of dark reality, and there will still be knives in the articles. The reason for these is that the inappropriate remarks of readers (perhaps they should be called keyboard warriors) affect the three dimensions and thus the writing style. And now some people are actually saying that she deserves it. Third, let's talk about the settings involved and what are the English abbreviations. I don't really understand, but I saw some comments saying that it was the Zerg setting or something else. Here I would like to ask, the article classification is just to make it easier to search, but why do you require the author to write clearly according to a detailed type? If we had that kind of limited thinking, how could the products come out so well? Ideas and inspiration do not come according to the standards of templates. When did you want to write something that must have a clear label before you can write it? If the classification is incorrect, why not write the article? To put it bluntly, you can't stand the fact that this article is in the wrong category. Why, is it difficult to click a cross? Is it harder than typing a string of abusive comments? Is it necessary? The ultimate reason is that her writing is good, and you want to read it but don't want to eat it, so you are contaminated and made a mess. I think you have less time to do in the third dimension. In addition, I would like to make a digression. Regardless of the concept or outline, many authors are all the same if you take it as a single word. The only difference is whether the author's description is good, whether it is wonderful, whether the writing is beautiful enough, and whether the plot is full of twists and turns. To be honest, there are really very few novel themes and fantastic ideas. Why? Let these keyboard warriors do the talking. To write something different, for example, polish all the different edges and corners of the author. In the end, there are only two possibilities, either to close the book to adjust the psychology, or to keep it the same. Don't tell me why there are teachers who write well and have high output even if they keep writing, because they don't care about the opinions of keyboard warriors. If it's a bit more straightforward, the comment section will be clean without reading anything. The reason why the author of this book ends up like this is because he has a bad habit of trusting readers too much. The above are all my personal opinions and do not involve anyone else. It doesn't involve the author's fans, it doesn't involve unrelated authors, it doesn't promote the author himself, it doesn't promote the author himself, it doesn't promote the author himself! ! ! ! ! At the end, do you know how sad I am? I was bullied all the time in high school and was bullied (cold violence) in school. Three-quarters of the classmates in the class are boys, including my two deskmates. All the boys isolated me, and I only talked to girls during those two years. My only good friend said that you have not been depressed in the past two years and you are really strong. I am not really strong. It is no exaggeration to say that I survived by relying on the author's literary talents. I am addicted to the feelings she described, and, not afraid of people's jokes, I have always imagined that my future relationships can be like this, whether it is love or friendship. This fantasy has even become my spiritual support. It allows me to gain strength from it, allows me to see hope, and makes me feel that no matter how bad or bad I am, there will be people who understand me, and there will be people who are willing to believe in me and protect me. On the other hand, it allowed me to see the distorted reality while using humorous words to give me the greatest protection, so I was still happy even if I laughed and cried at the same time. Therefore, these people took away the psychological refuge that I had always had, leaving me without a place to go. Got it? Are you satisfied? ? ?
I have fully ordered the author's seven main texts to explain it to the author. 1. The author's main series is Fast Travel, and Zerg has written four chapters so far. Judging from the settings of these four chapters, there are no military females or domestic violence. At the beginning, it is written that the Zerg is a deformed society with unequal status, and the author assumes that because of inequality, the females will not rely on marriage to please the females, but will attack the lone males and sell the males as goods until the males have exhausted their use value. When the protagonist broke through, he was almost killed by the gathered female bugs, and he only escaped by seeking shelter urgently. 2. The author has a way of handling refunds for those who are dissatisfied. It can be seen in the topic of the crematorium that during the serialization, some people were dissatisfied that the protagonist did not receive as much as the original author. The author apologized and refunded the money. This time, she actually did the same thing with the main attack number next door, but she was labeled as such. 3. The author never said anything about other black histories. She refuted and emphasized that she liked every article she wrote. 4. If there are any minefields, just ignore them. There is no need to spread rumors and attack the author.
It's just that the author opened a few small accounts, and some of the things set in the new article made it a minefield for some readers, so they came to the old article and asked for a refund. If you like it, you can just follow the article. Comments will be ignored. They are all divine gold.
Those new comments made me laugh. You are the ones who make up this kind of world, and you actually accuse that world view as incorrect.
I have persisted in the world of children guarding medals, I have persisted in the world of majestic children wearing silver cloaks... I still have not persisted in the world of adults and Prince Qin. They were both good kids... But they were not doing well. I can't watch it if I don't want to, I'm running out of tissue paper. Fortunately, I found this extra story... Let the story stop here... There are no sad stories.
Uh-huh, what happened? I just relied on the plot that was so impressive in my mind to open an article in my favorites. I finally found this article in my memory. However, I seemed to have seen bad news in the comment area... Wuwuwu, no matter what, I hope the author can be happy. I like this article so much... The author who can write such words must also be a gentle person who truly loves his article... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Damn it, who killed my cook... I just saved a lot of money, why did my cook disappear...! ! ! What happened? My cook is gone! ! ! ! And woo woo woo woo my little baby crane
After reading it, I realized that such a naughty author was scolded and left. . I don't know if you still read the comment section. I kept marveling when I read it. It's such a beautiful writing style. I really hate this world. The Internet has given rise to so many unruly people.