The Liquor Factory Boss Is Passing the Buck Online

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[Help] I think I've developed a weird scapegoat magnet constitution. So, how do I efficiently pin the blame on someone else without being recognized? Urgent, waiting online. [HOT]

OP [Wu Wanqing]:

I'm a second-generation member of a criminal organization (not really).

After finishing university and my PhD abroad and returning home, I was shocked by the organization's chaos, its outrageously high casualty rate, and its equally outrageous number of beautiful people.

Wow, does the organization recruit based on looks?

I decided to give my dad the full "loving father, filial son" treatment, kick him out, take over as Boss, and inherit this whole bunch of beauties, I mean, subordinates, with tears in my eyes.

Dad, let your son shoulder the heavy burden of leading the organization (and its beauties)!

But I never expected the organization to be full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers, with fakes everywhere. It made me wonder whether this was a shell organization set up by various countries' special departments to swindle funding.

And on top of that, I'm constantly being framed.

I know I have some kind of weird constitution. I keep stumbling into all sorts of dramatic love triangles, breakup showdowns, and other juicy spectacles. I've seen every kind of absurd, melodramatic mess. But why does the organization have to be like this too?!

...Could I have infected them? Surely not. Surely, surely not?

The Ferris wheel explodes, and there's a bloodbath on the roller coaster. It must have been the Black Organization!

Me, just passing by to watch the commotion: ?

The museum gets robbed, and a precious gemstone is stolen.

With no leads, the blame lands on one organization. It must have been them!

Me, relaxing at a weekend exhibition: ??

I go back to Yokohama to visit the grave of an online friend (Oda), and run into a shootout.

A certain port organization: It must be an outside force!

Me, burning offerings: ???

The bandaged weirdo, also burning offerings: What a coincidence. Are you here to visit a grave too?

What kind of top-tier organization is this? Or has my ability mutated into a scapegoat magnet constitution?! Before I became Boss, I was just a bystander watching the drama unfold. How did I become the main character everyone's gossiping about? This is giving me a serious headache.

The only reason I haven't been beaten to death as the current Boss of the booze factory is that the secret identity I adopted while studying abroad is still doing its job.

After all, how could someone well-read, polite, refined, highly educated, with a spotless record, who helps old ladies cross the street and personally escorts thieves to the police station, possibly be a bad person?! (shouting)

Here's a joke.

The fake booze factory Boss gets blamed for everything and cleans up after the organization in his daily life.

The real booze factory Boss gets praised by the police at the police station for fighting crime.

Absolutely ridiculous JPG

So I logged into my long-neglected forum account and typed out the problem I desperately needed to solve as Boss: How do I efficiently pin the blame on someone else without being recognized? Urgent, waiting online.

Please, please, please! Does anyone have a solution? Kind folks, don't just double-tap and send 666, no, give me some advice! I'm going to wreck the whole organization at this rate!

A semi-anonymous answer from a kind Russian rice ball: OP, you talk too much (crossed out). Why not redirect the blame and turn it into a weapon of causality, then use it to frame them right back?

Qinghe: (cat having a sudden realization JPG) You're right! I learned something :D

Wait... isn't this the real-name zone? Why are you semi-anonymous?

Reading notes:

Qinghe has a strange constitution for stumbling into juicy spectacles and always ends up in the middle of all kinds of dramatic showdowns.

Now it's developed into taking the blame, and has finally evolved into a terrifying weapon of causality.

The forum is for transmigrators.

Pairing undecided, but I really want to get together with all the beauties (shut up, this is Jinjiang, that's not allowed!)

Theme: Having the courage to take responsibility