Coming soon: The Honest Guy Gets Bullied Again Today. Blurb at the bottom.
Blurb:
A short-tempered, prickly, pampered catboy bottom x an endlessly doting, fatherly caretaker top
Ran Zhao had a face that attracted plenty of attention, but ever since childhood, the thing he liked least was people. He even chose veterinary medicine as his college major. A few years after graduating, he opened his own veterinary clinic and sold pet supplies on the side.
Business was good. Half the customers came for their beloved pets, and the other half came for Doctor Ran. But Doctor Ran was like a stone: handsome, but cold and hard as a rock.
Then one day, a beautiful young man came into the clinic. First he batted Doctor Ran's pen cap into the trash, then pushed his cup off the table. He even bit and tore open bags of cat food on the shelves, scattering it everywhere. Pointing at the cats and dogs in the inpatient ward, he said, "So you really do have cats outside! Not just cats, you have dogs too!"
Doctor Ran, who hardly ever showed emotion, looked anxious as he pulled the young man into his arms. "What are you doing here? Did you come by yourself? Did any dogs chase you? Did you put your clothes on by yourself?"
The handsome young man refused to let him hug him and snapped, "You don't want me anymore!"
Doctor Ran stroked his head. "How could I not? I like you best."
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Ran Zhao had a golden chinchilla cat that someone had left outside his shop. When he found the kitten, its eyes weren't open yet, and it was barely breathing. He rescued it from the jaws of death and named it Jin Yuanbao. He raised it from a tiny little snot-nosed kitten to over a year old, spoiling it rotten every day.
One day, he came home to find Yuanbao missing. A naked, beautiful young man was sitting on his bed.
Ran Zhao: ...Who are you? Where's my cat? Can you stand up and walk? Can you put some clothes on? Can you stop rubbing against me?
Then he saw the beautiful young man's ears, with a little tuft of fur sticking up, and his big tail, fluffy as a feather duster. He looked exactly like his Yuanbao.
The house was covered with thick wool carpets. Ran Zhao rubbed Yuanbao's red knees. "Does it hurt, baby? Daddy will blow on them."
The air conditioner was always set to the coziest temperature. Ran Zhao held out a blanket. "Are you cold, baby? Daddy will cover your tummy."
He even went home during his lunch break. Ran Zhao tied on an apron. "You must be hungry, baby. Daddy will make you something delicious right away."
The handsome young man sat proudly on a chair. "Yuanbao wants fried chicken today!"
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Lately, Yuanbao had been feeling uncomfortable every day and kept demanding to go see the calico sister next door, but Ran Zhao wouldn't let him.
Yuanbao frowned. "What am I supposed to do if I feel bad?"
Ran Zhao: ...Call me hubby, and I'll tell you what to do.
The cat was confused. "What's a hubby?"
One day, Yuanbao finally found out what a hubby was.
With his eyes and the tip of his nose red from crying, he burrowed into Ran Zhao's arms. "Hubby's mean. Daddy's nice. Yuanbao wants Daddy, not hubby!"
Everyday fluff, both leads are each other's first, one-on-one.
The Honest Guy Gets Bullied Again Today: Coming Soon Blurb ↓
A long-suffering, constantly bullied honest guy bottom x a beautiful, jealous top whose mouth is the toughest thing about him
Yang Yibai was an honest, submissive guy who had gotten used to being ordered around and bullied since his school days. Song Zhi was the worst offender.
He made Yang do his homework, take care of his chores, and buy his meals.
Song Zhi was also fierce. If Yang got an assignment wrong, he called him stupid. If he didn't clean well enough, he called him an idiot. If he was late bringing back food, Song called him both stupid and an idiot.
Yang Yibai didn't dare talk back, because he really wasn't clever or quick-witted. He was also very good at making excuses for Song Zhi.
Song Zhi was so handsome, it was only natural that he was picky.
Song Zhi was so handsome, it was only natural that he had a bad temper.
Song Zhi was so handsome, it was only natural that he looked down on Yang.
After graduating from a junior college and failing to find a decent job, Yang Yibai became an assistant to an entertainer. Year after year, he kept lugging around bags and being ordered about.
He went to a drinking party to deliver something to his artist. Everyone at the table stared at him, and his social anxiety kicked in. He just wanted to get out as fast as he could.
For a fraction of a second before he lowered his head, he thought he saw Song Zhi.
Yang Yibai couldn't believe he had a chance to see Song Zhi again, so he decided to pretend he was invisible.
After all these years, Song Zhi definitely wouldn't remember him.
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Song Zhi had always been determined to prove himself. He wanted to do everything perfectly and never let anyone find fault with him, except for one unexpected exception.
The person who repeatedly appeared in his adolescent dreams was a male classmate from high school who had never stood out.
Maybe that weak-looking face always brought out the evil in him. From their school days and for a long time afterward, Song Zhi's wet, sticky dreams were full of images of that person pinned beneath him as he ruthlessly tormented him.
Eight years later, the person who had only ever appeared in his dreams suddenly stood alive before him.
The boy who used to hunch his shoulders had become a man who still hunched his shoulders, still as timid and deferential as ever. The only difference was that he was now trying to please someone else.
The other man even pretended not to know him.
"Yang Yibai." Song Zhi's long, narrow eyes looked down at the man's timid face. "After all these years, how have you not improved at all?"
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Yang Yibai felt like his life was going backward. He was twenty-six or twenty-seven, but still had to run around after Song Zhi like he was sixteen or seventeen.
Well, there was one difference. At sixteen or seventeen, all he had to do was run errands, take insults, and do the dirty work. At twenty-six or twenty-seven, he also had to take care of Song Zhi's needs in bed.
Someone who seemed as refined and aloof as Song Zhi turned out to have so many tricks in bed. Every time, he left Yang with an aching back and too sore to get up.
But when he looked at Song Zhi's face, well... it was still pretty good.
Song Zhi, rich, gorgeous, and able to have anything he wanted, had one greatest problem in life: his wife didn't love him.
Other than when Song Zhi bullied him in bed until he couldn't take it anymore and he pitifully said "I like you," Yang Yibai kept his mouth shut like a clam and never said those two words.
There was nothing for it. Song Zhi would just have to bully him more days each week, and more times each day.
Bonus scene 1
Yang Yibai didn't get home until after nine. Song Zhi was furious, and things looked bad.
Song Zhi calmly took off his tie, wrapped it around Yang's wrist twice, then pulled it tight and tied a knot.
Only then did Yang Yibai start struggling. Song Zhi dragged him into the bedroom and tied him to the bedpost. "I-I... I haven't eaten yet, and it's my birthday!"
"You came home late, so there's no birthday and no dinner."
"Song Zhi, can I apologize?"
"Sure." Song Zhi pulled down the pants that had slipped halfway off while Yang struggled. "Keep apologizing. I'll stop when I'm satisfied."
"Could you not tear my clothes?" Yang Yibai shrank back and asked quietly. "I don't have any new ones."
Riiip. The negotiations had failed.
One-on-one, both leads are each other's first, younger top (if a few months counts as younger, anyway).
The bottom is a little crybaby and delicate, so enjoy!
Theme: Become a better version of yourself.
Bug, in this chapter Yuanbao calls Ran Zhao Two-legged Beast many times, and this name was told to Yuanbao when Xiao Sanhua next door came to visit him after he grew up. Yuanbao also asked Xiao Sanhua why he was called that.
Will there be a new episode? This is my favorite kitten article I have ever read.
So cute, so cute! The author writes so cutely [Purple Sugar] kswl
Ah, ah, ah, why are you so cute? [Love] [Love] The two babies must last forever.
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl is so cute, so cute
Sahua Sahua [Prick-eared Rabbit Head] is pure sweet and cute, very relaxing to watch
Kittens and humans should live happily [Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging me being cute, so good
Kitten and Dr. Ran must always be happy [come on] [come on] [come on]
Bug, in this chapter Yuanbao calls Ran Zhao Two-legged Beast many times, and this name was told to Yuanbao when Xiao Sanhua next door came to visit him after he grew up. Yuanbao also asked Xiao Sanhua why he was called that.
Will there be a new episode? This is my favorite kitten article I have ever read.
So cute, so cute! The author writes so cutely [Purple Sugar] kswl
Ah, ah, ah, why are you so cute? [Love] [Love] The two babies must last forever.
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl is so cute, so cute
Sahua Sahua [Prick-eared Rabbit Head] is pure sweet and cute, very relaxing to watch
Kittens and humans should live happily [Lop-eared Rabbit Head]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging me being cute, so good
Kitten and Dr. Ran must always be happy [come on] [come on] [come on]