The Kitten Mistook Someone for Its Mate and Got Carried Off by a Movie Star

(Coming soon: After Matching 100% with My Archenemy, I Lost My Memory)

Bai Shaoli is a spirit cat. Times have changed, and he no longer wants to be a cat. He wants to learn to be human, get a job, earn money, and snack and binge-watch idol dramas online.

Spirit cats can't tolerate the world's polluted energy. To live in the city, he has to cultivate with another person.

His clan arranged a cultivation partner for him long ago. When he turns eighteen, Bai Shaoli heads into the city to find his betrothed, only to...

He gets the wrong person!!

And his spiritual power goes out of control, turning him into a kitty who gets carried home by a stranger.

The stranger is very kind to him and teaches him all sorts of common knowledge. He learns that humans no longer have emperors, but there's another kind of "emperor" called an award-winning actor.

The stranger is one of those award-winning actors.

A curious story hits the entertainment world: Years after retiring, the famous three-time Golden Award-winning actor suddenly trends because of a kitty.

Before seeing the cat, the comments say: This cat is so lucky to be chosen by an award-winning actor.

After seeing the kitty, the comments say: Damn! What kind of family can afford such a gorgeous cat?! Oh, it's a top actor... Never mind, then.

Everyone knows the actor is reclusive, doesn't date or keep pets, and might even be afraid of cats. His fans worry themselves sick over the little kitty. Will the actor know how to care for a cat? Will the kitty go hungry? Should we crowdfund some cat food?

But in reality

The kitty gets hungry, so the actor, who never cooks, makes his first meal ever.

The kitty craves snacks, so the actor buys a snack factory and develops tasty, nutritious treats.

The kitty wants to act, so a script is tailor-made for him, and the actor, retired for years, acts alongside him in person.

After transforming back into a human, Bai Shaoli successfully finds his cultivation partner, but the partner isn't quite what he expected.

Partner: "Hooking up is just a physical need, like eating and drinking water." "I've had plenty of exes, but you're my only cultivation partner." "What era are we living in? Who still cares about being faithful to one person for life?"

These fresh new facts about being human seem... a little off.

Later, he learns how to earn money, sells spirit medicine and acts in films. He also learns what "scumbag" means and decisively dumps the scumbag.

The scumbag regrets it and stops him. "But you have to cultivate with someone. You can't live without me."

The award-winning actor kicks the scumbag aside. "What, am I the only person left in the world?"

Bai Shaoli turns into a cat and leaps into the actor's arms, borrowing his authority to act tough: Meow, meow, meow! Even if he were the only person left, I still wouldn't want a scumbag.

Ji Yunfeng has cultivated for a thousand years and is just one opportunity away from ascending. One day, he divines the future and discovers that his opportunity is a cat.

Later, with ascension close at hand, he no longer wants to leave.

"Kitty, didn't you want to cultivate with someone? You might as well choose me instead of someone else."

Bai Shaoli: "Well, I mean... Can you really handle it? How much cultivation do you have? What if I drain you dry?"

Ji Yunfeng: "Let's find out."

Bai Shaoli recalls all the idol dramas he's watched and declares: "No, we have to fall in love before we cultivate together. You have to pursue me first, then I run and you chase me. I can't escape, then you force me into a relationship and we love and hate each other until we get a happy ending."

The actor tugs at his cat ears. "Well... you should watch fewer idol dramas."

After they finish cultivating together...

Bai Shaoli: "Waaah, idol dramas are all lies QAQ. Why is there so much more after the lights go out!"

Another curious story emerges in the spiritual cultivation world: A big shot who has been single for 1,700 years has finally fallen for someone, and his love interest is a spirit cat.

At first, the onlookers gossip: He's been single for 1,700 years. Does the big shot even know how to date?

Later, the onlookers say: He's so doting! I want a boyfriend who's been single for 1,700 years too!

[Worldly-Playboy Actor Top] x [Pretty, Silly Cat Bottom with a Head Full of Weird Ideas]

1. One-on-one, happy ending, sweet romance, both are each other's first love.

2. The bottom has both a cat form and a human form, and can switch as needed.

3. The top is 15+ cm taller, and they are 1,000+ years apart in age.

4. The author doesn't follow celebrities. There are no real-life inspirations in the entertainment world, and any resemblance is purely coincidental. The setting is a fictional modern world; don't overthink the details.

[Blurb revised on August 3, 2022]

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The Alliance rules that alpha and omega pairs with a compatibility rate above 90% must meet and spend 200 hours together, or they will be forced to do so.

Lin Che is the youngest lieutenant general in the Alliance and the only omega among frontline officers. After he's injured in battle and diagnosed with amnesia, hostility from the higher-ups descends on him. He has only two choices:

A: Retire early due to his injury, enjoy an early retirement, and give up the twenty years of effort he's put in.

B: Marry Lieutenant General Lu, his 100%-compatible match, and return to the military district as a military spouse.

Lin Che doesn't hesitate: "Of course I'm choosing B. I have amnesia, not brain damage."

Subordinate: "But Lieutenant General Lu is your archenemy. When the match results came in, he immediately bought a tank of paramecia..."

Lin Che: "Hmm?"

Subordinate: "Because you once said that if every man in the world died and only he and one paramecium were left, you'd choose the paramecium... Lieutenant General Lu said he'd choose the prettiest paramecium to give you as a wedding gift, and wish you a happy marriage."

Pride doesn't matter, and he has amnesia anyway. Lin Che goes straight to Lu Zhanyan and proposes a three-year marriage contract, offering very favorable terms in exchange.

Lieutenant General Lu mocks him: "Did a starship hit your head? The whole military district knows we're archenemies. If we got married, everyone would know it was fake."

So that very night, Lin Che posts a 5,000-word essay publicly declaring that he's been secretly in love with Lieutenant General Lu all along, and that his past behavior was just a cover. Now that they've matched, he doesn't have to pretend anymore.

After reading it, Lieutenant General Lu keeps mocking him: "That's your solution? You competed with me for first place in elementary school because you wanted to be as good as me? You fought with me in middle school to get my attention? You stole my date at military academy so I wouldn't like anyone else?"

Lin Che: "It's all made up anyway. The public loves this kind of story."

It turns out the public really does love it, and the topic trends explode

#LieutenantGeneralLinHasSecretlyLovedLieutenantGeneralLuFor18Years#

#LongtimeArchenemiesTurnOutToBeLovers#

#LinCheLuZhanyanAndMarriedForLove#

Their wedding is brimming with gossip. The fake couple do their best to play their parts. Lin Che was already shameless, and having amnesia makes him even less self-conscious. He affectionately drapes an arm over Lu Zhanyan's shoulder and calls him a silly goose, showering him with affection.

Lu Zhanyan, however, is a little out of sorts. Being forced to play a loving couple with his archenemy leaves him stiff all over.

When the mandatory 200 hours are over, he's in even worse shape.

Lu Zhanyan realizes that Lin Che's 5,000-word essay perfectly explains his own feelings over the past decade or so.

He competed with Lin Che because he wanted to be as good as him, raced against him to get his attention, and couldn't stand seeing anyone else by his side...

Without even realizing it, Lu Zhanyan has been secretly in love with Lin Che for years.

#WhatDoI doAfterTurningMyCrushIntoMyArchenemyAndFakeMarryingHim?AskingForAFriend#

#Well,He'sAlreadyMyWifeAnyway#

Later, when their relationship improves, Lu Zhanyan is torn. He wants Lin Che to stay amnesiac forever, but also wants him to recover his memories immediately. During those years when they were archenemies, even if Lin Che hated him, he was the only one Lin Che hated. Their past wasn't perfect, but it was passionate and vivid.

1. Lu Zhanyan x Lin Che

2. Two strong leads, one-on-one, happy ending, both are each other's first love.

Theme: Keep moving forward and never forget your original purpose