His Highness the Prince Doesn't Want to Save the World Today Either

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Excerpt from The Star King's Memoirs, Part One:

On the first day of my life, my father offered the entire planet a reward to design my diapers.

On the second day, my father tricked two star systems into coming to meet me as potential marriage partners.

If other nobles are born with silver spoons in their mouths, then this prince was born with a golden food bowl between his teeth. And yet it was no use at all. My childhood was a tale of a disabled child's struggle. Call me disabled but determined.

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