Curly Hair and Straight Hair

The timeline should be after the Joui War, with Gintoki before he met Granny Otose, and Gojo Satoru still at Jujutsu High.

The pairing should be Gojo Satoru x Gintoki (though it's basically the same either way. I probably can't write the feeling right anyway.)

One night, he got drunk and somehow transmigrated.

Once he was a little more sober, Gintoki saw a cursed spirit and started singing the Doraemon theme song. Before he could get to the satisfying battle damage, another blue-eyed brat with sleek, straight hair scattered the cursed spirit.

"Damn it, I'm really not jealous of straight hair or special moves, you know."

A monster-fighting, level-up story (?)

"Why does a protagonist like me, who's max level from the start, still have to level up?"

"But Gintoki, you can't beat me." A certain white-haired Six Eyes brat sidled up with a smug look.

Gintoki's already impoverished family had just been dealt another blow.

"Cursed corpse, five million."

"Upgrade Toyako, five million."

"Damn it, you're a straight-haired pretty boy with loads of money. Why won't you give Gin some?"

"But watching Gintoki be broke is pretty funny, you know~"

Anyway, a close-combat samurai has ended up in a world full of sorcerers.

I probably won't write a long one, and I should finish it... right?

There will be OOC. The writing will be as bland as water (or suffocatingly bad) and rambling.

Theme: Sugar, how can I live without you (