When a Cosplayer Transmigrates and Meets a Bunch of Shameless Weirdos

Yaga thought his students had been acting a little strange lately. He looked at the two people beneath the lectern.

A certain white-haired delinquent was surrounded by parfaits of every flavor, stuffing them into his mouth with puffed cheeks.

Beside him, a black-haired delinquent wore an anime-themed shirt, smiling and muttering to a little plastic figure on his desk.

Only Shoko, sitting nearby, was as usual, blowing smoke toward the window.

Actually, smoking in front of a teacher wasn't all that normal either.

Unable to resist, he asked the most normal one, Shoko, "Were those two cursed by a cursed spirit during a mission?"

"No, their brains are just broken."

"You scared me. So their brains are just broken."

The Yorozuya owner wearing Gojo's skin and the Demon Vice Chief wearing Geto's skin (shut-in edition) denied it in unison: "I'm just cultivating a relationship with my true love."

[Before You Read]

1. Contains parody.

2. I just wanted to write a no-brainer harassment fic and see how low I could go (not really).

3. The characters belong to the original work; any out-of-character behavior is on me.

Here's a little preview of an upcoming story-------

Changing Fate by Writing Fanfiction About My Classmates

Hoshizaki Roku had always thought he was special, since he had superpowers.

Later, he learned they weren't superpowers, but a technique called a cursed technique.

It didn't matter that he wasn't unique, and it didn't matter that his powers only worked sometimes. Dreams were meant to be achieved one step at a time; that's what made them rewarding!

With years of confidence behind him, he set off for the Jujutsu High School.

Then, on the very first day of school, his dreams were crushed by his two powerful classmates.

Having lost his dreams, he had become a complete couch potato.

Just as he was planning to coast through to graduation, one day he suddenly received a gift from the future.

After staying up all night reading about his two classmates' short lives of just over twenty years, he pulled himself together again!

That's right, this world can't do without me!

He picked up his dream of being a savior, now shattered across the floor, and began his journey to save the world.

Hoshizaki Roku clasped the white-haired classmate's hands with feeling. "Don't worry, I'll save you."

"Huh? But you're weak."

He turned and clasped his other classmate's hands. "I won't leave you alone."

"Thank you, but we can't be together."

"..."

Cursed Technique: Equivalent Exchange activated!

In exchange for writing ten volumes of fanfiction about them, he'd get to punch each of them once.

After an accident, he suddenly realized how to use his cursed technique properly.

It might be unconventional, but it worked!

From then on, he went down a path of no return.

As the course of fate changed little by little, the piles of fanfiction he wrote grew higher and higher.

Whatever. As long as the people themselves never found out.

With that thought, Hoshizaki Roku picked up his pen again.

Premise: Every heartbreak can be healed