[Western Crossover] My Assassin Ex-Boyfriends Crawled Out of the Trash Can

Scarlett has had three ex-boyfriends. They were once deeply in love, until she discovered their true identities. Ex-boyfriend Number One, Jed Olsen, was handsome, witty, and considerate. After Scarlett opened her boyfriend's secret darkroom and saw it full of victims' photos and a bone-white mask, she realized that Jed was the infamous Ghostface Killer. Scarlett called the police without mercy. Ex-boyfriend Number Two, Frank Morrison, was young and brash. He looked like trouble, but was actually a hopeless romantic. That is, until Scarlett stumbled upon her boyfriend and his gang in the middle of a crime. ...Frank was the leader of the Legion, a small-town killer crew that had recently become notorious. Heartbroken, Scarlett called the police. Ex-boyfriend Number Three, Michael Myers, was someone Scarlett had taken in. He was quiet, thoughtful, and considerate, and his tall frame made Scarlett feel safe. On Halloween Eve, she saw her boyfriend put on a rubber mask and pick up a kitchen knife, then hand her a ticket to Haddonfield. He was probably inviting her to go back to his hometown and hang his sister from a tree. She realized that this bastard was the Halloween Killer, Michael Myers. Scarlett had no idea what expression to make: 6 The Whole Thing About How I'm Born to Attract Criminals and Be Attracted to Them Jed, Frank, and Myers had always resented their ex-girlfriend. That seemingly innocent, delicate idiot had been infatuated with them, and they had easily kept her under their thumb. Yet the moment she discovered their true identities, that idiot called the police without a second thought. And she found a new guy to take their place pretty quickly. (Important point.) They broke out of prison, thinking they would go out and teach Scarlett a lesson and win the idiot back by force. They followed Scarlett to her new home. Scarlett was curled up in the arms of a handsome, black-haired young cop, laughing happily. Scarlett's current boyfriend was the cop who had put them away. Dick Grayson had been taken with this girl with her bright, radiant blonde hair for a long time. Ever since the first time she stood before him with red-rimmed eyes and a trembling voice, telling him, "My boyfriend is a serial killer." ...Tsk, if only that annoying boyfriend weren't in the way. Dick had always regretted not asking Scarlett for her contact information back then. Dick tightened his arms around Scarlett. But thankfully, they were together now. Theme: Life is like a game. Learn to enjoy it instead of resisting it.