The Colorless King Starts Over at the Distillery

[Upcoming Crossover: "After Losing My Memory, 270 Became My Ex-Boyfriend"] Takei Dan lives beside a snowy mountain and is the most famous priest in the country. He can read the stars and fortune for the emperor above, and grant blessings and exorcise cursed spirits for ordinary people below. He has a secret no one knows. His ex-boyfriend is a certain strongest man. A river god pops out of the water and holds up a collection of dangerously attractive men, asking: "Clever boy, is your ex-boyfriend the strongest at this Jujutsu High, the strongest at Namimori Middle School, the strongest in Academy City, or perhaps the strongest at this distillery?" "My ex-boyfriend is that bastard strongest who kisses someone and then dumps them in an alley." The strongest at Jujutsu High: Hey, hey, hey! You were the one who started this light novel plot, "I Ran Away to Build an Evil Organization After Falling in Love with the Young Master"! And we never broke up! Seeing all the dangerously attractive men gathered around his partner (as one person sees it), the strongest at Jujutsu High unleashes his Domain Expansion and decides to settle things with his rivals once and for all. The distillery's top killer puts on his sunglasses and aims his heavy sniper rifle at the loudmouth's head from 800 meters away. The head of the disciplinary committee lets out a cold laugh, and purple hedgehogs blanket the sky. The Blue King's important subordinate: According to the latest regulations for ability users issued by Scepter 4, the use of supernatural abilities in group fights is prohibited in Tokyo. That's that. Everyone, you're coming with me. ★ The round with the strongest at the distillery Takei Dan: This is a very important subordinate of mine! ★ The round with Scepter 4's strongest employee Takei Dan: This is a very important childhood friend of mine! ★ The round with the strongest in Academy City Takei Dan: This is a very important... The white-haired kitty interrupts: Just how many important people do you have?! Reader's Guide: 1. The protagonist is chaotic good. 2. Gojo Satoru is the pairing. Lots of one-sided crushes on the protagonist, and there will be a love triangle. 3. There will be a fake death and a mild chase-your-lover-to-the-crematorium arc. For the blurb of my dear Lanlan's ongoing story, look below! This hardworking darling updates promptly at 9 p.m. every night! My name is Daishozawa. I'm a bounty hunter determined to save up enough money to retire. One day, I died unexpectedly. When I opened my eyes again, I'd been reborn into a new world where cursed spirits and humans coexisted. Bad news: Surrounded by cursed spirits and penniless. Good news: I still have all my gear. Acting on muscle memory, I raised my hand and instantly took down the ugly cursed spirit lunging at me. Then I met the gaze of a smiling white-haired boy who radiated a sweet scent from head to toe. The boy, who introduced himself as Gojo Satoru, wanted me to join him. He was certainly handsome, but I had my own dream: saving money! "Oh? Saving money... I'll give you 500,000," the white-haired boy said, blinking his blue eyes. "Sure. My bank account number is xxxxxxx... Transfer the money first, then we can team up. Thanks." Daishozawa: Bowing to money.jpg Friends, my retirement in this life depends on Gojo Satoru! On the surface, I'm a newly minted jujutsu sorcerer. In private, I've gone back to my old job, sending messages everywhere that say, "Send me 50," and recruiting people to buy my bounty hunter services. You won't regret it. But I never imagined there could be someone so! Annoying! He messes with my missions and shows up in my everyday life. You're like a ghost haunting me, Gojo Satoru! Short Scene: Once again, the familiar white hair appears in Daishozawa's sights while he's out on a mission. Daishozawa glares coldly at him. "Aren't you afraid I'll attack you?" Gojo Satoru smugly jiggles his sunglasses, exposing his whole body. "Go on. Shoot me in the heart." The next second, as the sunglasses in his hand shatter, he pins the black-haired young man beneath him. Gojo Satoru still looks carefree as he thoroughly restrains all of Daishozawa's resistance, and doesn't forget to pinch his cheek. "Zawa-kun~ Do you know how much these sunglasses cost?" The head of the Gojo clan gives the person beneath him a sunny smile, happily admiring Daishozawa's frozen expression. Oh no, I let my guard down! A massive debt has fallen from the sky. My wallet's been conned empty, so now I'll have to pay him back with my body QAQ A greedy, unscrupulous beauty with long straight black hair x the strongest jujutsu sorcerer Theme: His believer is still making it on his own today