Put here an iron-blooded Mao Mi center, Er Mao Meng, Ma Wo Ou, Rafael Angelis.
Unfortunately, the year of his debut coincided with the retirement of his idol Maldini and he was humiliated in front of the South Stand. Raphael saluted with the middle finger and was sold to the club.
On the day the Premier League landed, Rafael came down to earth with his sword pointed at the Golden Boot. A reporter asked, "Raphael! Rafael! Do you think Milan or Arsenal is better?"
Raphael:…
Reporter: Is this a difficult question to answer?
Raphael: Arsenal is the club I have longed to join since I was little (gritting my teeth)
Reporter asked: Will you return to Milan?
At this time, Milan had already been sent away by Manchester United in the first round of the knockout round. Rafael pretended to be relieved: ⚡I heard you say ⚡Watch Milan in the Champions League ⚡European war genes ⚡Being beaten by Manchester United ⚡I am used to ⚡You suddenly got a clean sheet⚡Can we see you again in this year's game⚡
I lied to you, Rafael exploded in the semi-finals and sent Manchester United away with a bang!
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Raphael said that I only hate Milan but not love. Unexpectedly, someone actually believed this and it was his cousin next door! So Raphael angrily opened a special trumpet for Chuanzi and painted the extreme fans of Milan kissing each other.
Netizen: Gan, that's weird. Take another look.
Raphael saw Milan fail in the Champions League.
Chuanzi Trumpet commented sharply on the major European giants: Barcelona is a thing of the past, Juventus is in decline, Inter Milan is destined to lose, Real Madrid is nothing more than that, and Bayern Munich falls short!
Chuan Zi trumpet talks about the Premier League and Bundesliga on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, all of which are spinning tops, and on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, it's just trivial to criticize French Ligue 1 and La Liga. What, you ask, is it only possible to criticize Serie A on Sunday? I think too much, spanking children during the holidays is just idle time anyway, Rafael is firing on Serie A every day!
Chuanzi Trumpet: Rafael Angelis, why are you leaving!
Raphael Honey: An Xiaoniao can leave if he wants!
Chuanzi Trumpet: It feels like a chicken running around like a chicken with wings, is that trivial? !
Raphael Renmi: I didn't know that An Xiaoniao's six-time champion was so graceful.
In the beginning, it was just a technical and tactical quarrel, until he quarreled with netizens and was ridiculed that Maldini did not have a golden ball, and the opponent's fans had already posted a high profile on their homepage. There was no need to say anything in the past. All the past events have turned into today's anger!
Chuanzi Xiaoxiao finally couldn't hold back anymore, and quickly started drawing the opponent's love and mortal enemy, deeply analyzing the eye candy and digital candy, from single-sex to bi-sex, from the first-person drawing to the proportional double-penetration.
Straight man passing by: Curious skewers, let's go.
Fan girl passing by: What is this? Take a bite... Why is it all a trap if it doesn't come true?
Netizen who quarreled with him: Please take away your magical powers! ! !
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Easter Egg
The account of Brother Strawberry, a well-known god in the Cuju circle, was hacked. The Gmail associated account is - Rafael Angelis? !
The netizen who quarreled with him: Okay, it's just that you kid has been secretly cheating on me! ?
Desperate An Xiaoniao Renmi: What does it mean that my heart is drawing the Melo Emperor Saguamu Xiang looking at the Milan impart Ma family harem fanart, who are you? Thanks!
[Reading instructions]
1. The cp is most likely Modric, and the kiss after the North London Derby is this 👍🏻;
2. The protagonist's trumpet has a lot of CP, and he can eat everything from the underworld to the yang world. If he accepts all of them, he will lose his horse;
3. The protagonist will return to Milan. Who doesn't want to see a 30-year-old center being kicked up by Milan and picking up oil guys?
4. Career career: Milan-Arsenal-Manchester City-Milan, national team Croatia, many historical championships/honors, be careful to avoid lightning;
5. Stay away from red e-sports teams and enjoy a healthy life. I mean, no one should like Taobao and Milan as much as me, right? ? ?
Intention: Center forward brother: Milan is a stingy guy, forget it, Milan will live a long life.