Livestreaming the Daily Lives of Modern Deities [Historical Figures]

The story is based mainly on Chinese folk beliefs, with some original worldbuilding. It follows the everyday lives of historical figures after they become gods. A chaotic, silly story about people losing their minds.

Pairing with Han Xin. A beloved, sweet-and-sour heroine and her highly intelligent but socially clueless mentor, who raised her with a hands-off approach. As long as you're still here, I'll always have a home to return to.

“Who in this day and age isn't going crazy? The gods aren't doing much better.”

That is the bio on Lu Wan's account. Anyone interested in Chinese folk customs has probably noticed the account run by the uploader named “A Loving Family.”

The account updates according to the whims of fate, and catching a livestream is all down to luck. Most of its content simply records her work.

This young woman, who oversees everything and anything else, and is either working overtime or on her way to work overtime, is a god working around the clock in China.

Lu Wan is a household god, a bona fide deity. She considers herself diligent and highly capable, able to find her place wherever she goes and keep everything in order. She is determined never to trouble anyone and is always on the front lines, solving problems. She's faster than paparazzi and private detectives at sniffing out gossip, better than the neighborhood committee at breaking up fights, more responsible than the Civil Affairs Bureau, and more reliable than a divorce lawyer.

Then, at a moment of crisis, she was ordered to open a video account to help improve the increasingly dire mental state of the gods of today, and try to explain some of their work to the public.

The account's titles are very old-fashioned, but the videos themselves are explosive.

“Exams are coming. Why are the Confucian temples lit up all night?”

“Confucius discusses calculus: metaphysics, or drop out and make your way in the wide world?”

“Zhou Cang or Zhong Kui? A step-by-step guide to finding the right man.”

Unexpectedly, the young woman's videos went viral across the internet, and her views and followers skyrocketed.

“I used to think my job was miserable, but after watching the uploader's videos, I feel like a whole new person.”

“When I think of what I have to go through to become a god, I feel even worse.”

“I actually feel much better knowing that so many gods are helping and protecting me in my daily life.”

“I didn't come here for emotional support. Where else on the entire internet can you watch Confucius helping you deal with exam stress, or Guan Yu getting his car towed and showing up late? Those are incredible sights.”

“And you can even see live versions of Tao Zhu Gong and Yue Fei! Well, not exactly alive, but at least they can move and talk.”

This is about the everyday lives of historical figures after they become gods in the modern world. There is a lot of original worldbuilding. I mainly want to write something warm. There are gods above us, and someone is always loving you.

Coming soon: My Self-Cultivation as a Qin Spy

Gu Yun transmigrates. The good news is that her faction has a bright future, and her new body belongs to the most beautiful woman in the world.

The bad news... well, maybe it isn't bad news.

Every king, lord, general, and minister who sees her says the same thing: “What a beauty.” Then they add:

“It would be a shame if she didn't become a spy.”

Gu Yun is the most beautiful woman in the world, and she is currently pursuing a promising career as a Qin spy in Handan.

The Battle of Changping is about to begin, and she has been given the honorable mission of first persuading Zhao to accept Shangdang, that hot potato, then getting the King of Zhao to replace Lian Po with Zhao Kuo, and finally, making sure Prince Zheng, who is currently in Zhao, stays safe. That last part was not in the original mission, but Gu Yun's blunder has left the boy abandoned by both his father and his mother.

If she successfully completes her historical mission as a spy, she can go home. So although Gu Yun has neither a golden finger nor a System, she believes that Heaven has its reasons for entrusting her with this great task. As a spy, she lives by the motto “If you can still work yourself to death, then keep working yourself to death.” Keep it up, you chosen disaster magnet!

A workaholic heroine, in a silly, chaotic story.

Theme: Burn incense all you like, it won't help if your deeds are wicked. If your heart is upright, what's the point of bowing to the gods?