A Tyrant Needs to Go Offline

An app called [The Emperor's Simulated Life] suddenly appears on Jiang Li's phone. APP: [Please select a historical ruler to load (Note: not a wise ruler).] Jiang Li is extraordinarily lazy. After thinking it over, she picks Liu Shan. If she ends up by Zhuge Liang's side, she can just say, “I'll leave everything to you, Prime Minister!” APP: [Host has selected Liu Shan, ruler of Shu Han. System transporting Host (bzzzt)... System error... Host transported to the wrong time and place... Host has entered the Ming Dynasty and become Zhu Qizhen, the Yingzong Emperor of Ming.] Jiang Li: ?? She opens her eyes. A clean-shaven eunuch stands before her. “Your Majesty, the Oirat are no threat. You should lead a personal campaign to establish your authority!” Jiang Li sends the eunuch away and summons Yu Qian. “Minister Yu, I'm counting on you!” Yu Qian: ...I'm only a Vice Minister of War. Jiang Li: You'll soon be Minister of War and Junior Guardian of the Heir Apparent. Lead a personal campaign? Absolutely not. A foolish ruler? Absolutely. And she's in a remarkably good mental state. (Note: The Jingtai reign will not be altered.) * APP: [System transporting Host (bzzzt)... Host transported to the wrong time and place... Host has entered the Southern Song period and become Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of Song.] Jiang Li: ?? Again? She opens her eyes, surrounded by her ministers. “Your Majesty, we fear Yue Fei intends to rebel!” Jiang Li: All right, got it. [No matter how the world rages around me, I am still me: a foolish ruler in excellent mental health.] Notes: 1. This is a parallel universe. Please do not apply anything that happens here to history or the real world. 2. The foolish rulers will not be whitewashed. Fans of the Yingzong Emperor of Ming or Emperor Gaozong of Song, please click away~ In particular, if you believe the Tumu Crisis was a conspiracy by the civil officials, including Yu Qian, to frame the Yingzong Emperor, please don't read! The foolish rulers will not turn over a new leaf and become wise rulers in the eyes of later generations. 3. Romance: CP is the System. [Many chapters have bonus scenes in the author's notes, so I recommend not hiding them~ If you want to skip the thanks for readers' nutritional supplements, click to switch chapters~ Bows!] [There are three completed novels and several upcoming stories set in different dynasties and genres in my profile. The doors are wide open, little angels, so come in and save them to your favorites!] Began VIP serialization on 2023.12.30 Blurb written on 2023.1.11 -- Here's a new upcoming novel~ [Qin] Did the First Emperor and His Daughter Draw Cards Today? Jiang Le accidentally transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty and becomes the First Emperor's youngest daughter, one of the unfortunate children destined to be killed by Qin Er Shi, Hu Hai. Before she even has a chance to get her act together and fight for survival, she discovers that something is off about this Qin Dynasty. In this Qin Dynasty, the First Emperor has an eldest daughter who was born amid celestial omens, with auspicious rain falling from the heavens. From an early age, she has been exceptional, acting in many unusual ways, leading armies to pacify the land and winning great military distinction. The Emperor cherishes her dearly. From the descriptions given by the palace attendants around her, Jiang Le quickly realizes this is a transmigration veteran with maxed-out abilities. Just as Jiang Le is preparing to lie flat beneath this big shot's halo, she hears the System come online. [Host has been bound to the card-drawing System. Recharge to earn a chance to draw. Exciting prizes await!] Jiang Le, penniless, three years old: ... * Jiu Ye, the eldest princess with maxed-out combat ability, returns from a border inspection one day to find a three-year-old child clinging to her leg. Familiar words open her heart: “Fellow countrywoman, wanna play the lottery?” Three months later, Jiu Ye, who has spent years in the army and won plenty of spoils, goes from comfortably wealthy to worrying about her dwindling purse. Looking at the blueprints, superior crop varieties, pages of books, and other items that are hard to come by in the Qin Dynasty, even if their drop rates are low, Jiu Ye says, “Come on. I'll take you to find some richer whales.” * The First Emperor looks at his eldest daughter holding his youngest, her tone sincere and her gaze earnest Dad, how about spending money to draw cards? Note: This will be a dual-female-lead story. Jiu Ye's name comes from the saying, “The heavens have nine fields, and the earth has nine provinces.” Jiu Ye, whose martial prowess is off the charts, will ascend the throne, while Jiang Le will support her from behind the scenes. Theme: The most important thing is to know yourself.