After the Empress Inherits a Psychiatric Hospital

On the day Su Jiu was crowned, she was struck by lightning and transmigrated into a novel. From the start, she inherited a mental hospital full of big shots. She had become a minor character with a twisted mind who took pleasure in abusing them, and who would eventually be ground to dust. She couldn't get rid of them, and when she tried to win them over, they all refused to play along... They were all doing such convincing jobs of pretending to be crazy. Su Jiu thought about it, and since they were so absorbed in their act, she could only play her part too. ** Su Jiu put on a patient’s uniform and moved into Room Four, beginning her life as an emperor. Day One: A shady entertainment reporter slipped past security to sneak a picture of the movie star. Su Jiu brought a pot lid down on the reporter, knocking them out, then turned to the star and said, "Eunuch Tan, come protect me. I'm scared!" Movie star Tan: ??? Day Two: The academic genius's greedy second uncle brought people over to trick him into selling his patent. Su Jiu smacked them into a mess with a few spatula swings. "How dare you forge an imperial edict! That's a capital crime. Commander Gu, why haven't you dragged them off to be executed?" Genius Gu: ??? Day Three: A spoiled, arrogant girl mocked the lame leg of the sickly beauty in Room Three. Su Jiu threw a cup of milk tea at her, soaking her from head to toe. "Imperial Uncle, she knocked over my palace's jade nectar. Make her pay 180 yuan a cup!" Chu Yi: ??? His fiancee seemed a little off. *The story takes place in a fictional setting, in fictional locations. Everything is the author's own invention. *There are many original details. If they're here, they're reasonable. *Don't call the author crazy. The author is not!!! -----Next up: an occult-themed novel. Follow if interested------ A Little Occult Shock for a Foreign Mediumship Contest [The Nineties] Author: Qu Yun Si Nan transmigrated to P City in Europe in 1996. There were no smartphones, no livestream comments, and even videotapes had to be rewound before you could watch them again. But one thing was unbelievably popular: the mediumship contest! Underground video halls played it on repeat, bets went wild, and it claimed the top spot in the newspaper headlines year after year. The contestants were an impressive bunch: an elderly Oriental man with white hair and beard, a handsome young man in a sharp suit, a cool beauty with a fierce presence, a child with eyes as deep as an abyss... Men and women, young and old, all with their own mysterious air. They were clearly masters among masters! When Si Nan announced that she was entering the contest, the whole street was stunned! Who was Si Nan? The little niece of the Chinese lady who owned the jewelry store in Chinatown! Both her parents were dead, and only after the old Taoist who raised her passed away had her aunt brought her over from the East! She didn't speak the language, wasn't very old, and seemed so well-behaved and obedient. She didn't look like she had any hidden talents. Wasn't she just walking into a slaughter? But at the contest... While the other guests struggled to suppress the spirit-possessed objects, Si Nan merely glanced at hers. It trembled with fear and sealed itself away. Everyone: !!! While the other guests were almost scared to tears by a doll with a creepy grin, Si Nan said, "Stop pretending to be young, you old hag." The oddly dressed little girl immediately broke character, revealed her true form, and burst into tears on the spot. Everyone: !!! While the other guests stumbled back in fear from a moving skeleton, Si Nan took a step forward. The skeletons all backed away. Everyone: !!! The "luxury villa" arranged by the show looked lavish, but had actually been abandoned for years. The paint peeled off the walls, the pipes made noises, and there was a man only she could see. The man had claimed the sofa she liked best. His tone was lazy: "You drew this talisman crooked." "Why don't you just stay here? This place suits you." Si Nan stared at him for three seconds, then stuck another talisman on him. The man didn't disappear. He just smiled. "Could you move? I need to put up a house-protecting talisman," Si Nan said helplessly. "No. This is my house." "...You're already dead." "Don't worry. I'm still alive." Si Nan: ??? "Hold on. Let me figure out whether this is a corpse coming back to life or a customer-service issue." Man: ... ------Next up: a goofy comedy. Follow if interested------ Everyone Hates Me, But the Cats Love Me [Showbiz] Author: Qu Yun One day, Wen Yue transmigrated into the body of a second-tier actress with a terrible reputation. From the start, she was facing hellish difficulty: She went near a cat, and it puffed up its fur. She went near a dog, and it retched. She went to the zoo, and a peacock immediately fanned in its tail. Clickbait accounts spent the night railing against a certain famous entertainer for poisoning a dog. Wen Yue: ... Was it possible that she was just naturally incompatible with animals? To turn around her reputation, her agency bundled her off to the hit pet variety show, Have Cats Healed You Today? Wen Yue: ... This wasn't a healing show. It was a public execution! As filming began, a prompt suddenly popped up in her mind: [Congratulations, Host. Hidden BUFF triggered: Temporary Cat-Attracting Constitution.] [Complete System tasks to receive cat-attracting bonuses.] Wen Yue: !!! A cat-attracting constitution! She wanted it! She wanted to get it! She wanted to cuddle cute cats every day too! And so... On the first day of filming. A cat jumped right into her arms and rubbed against her. Wen Yue: The cat loves me! On the second day of filming. A cat lay right on her lap and refused to move. Wen Yue: The cat really loves me! On the third day of filming. Cats lined up to climb into her arms. Wen Yue: The cats love me more than anyone! Theme: The warmth of human kindness, and finding salvation in one another.