The Cannon Fodder Female Side Character Goes Viral for Eating

The apocalypse arrives, and food becomes scarce. After a hundred battles, Su Ning finally claims the throne. But before she can take a single bite of the royal white rice, she transmigrates into an entertainment-industry novel, becoming a has-been ingenue. What Su Ning finds most unbelievable is that the original owner went three days without eating to prepare a new album for a scumbag, and fainted from hunger. Su Ning: "..." Is hot pot not delicious? Is milk tea not tasty? How could anyone give up eating for a man? --She has just one thing on her mind: Here I come, mountains of fluffy white rice! Nothing can stop my love of food! But reality is harsh: the original owner has only 500 yuan left, nowhere near enough to feed her five-bowls-per-meal appetite! [Friend, are you worried about finding food? Are you working yourself to the bone just to get enough to eat? Come on, the Headlines System will take care of everything. Complete missions for generous rewards, and you’ll be on the road to the top of life. Mission available now: A: Make eye contact with the Best Actor. B: Shake hands with the Best Actor. C: Hug the Best Actor.] Su Ning: What the hell is this thing? It must be seriously messed up! [Mission reward: 100,000 servings of spicy crayfish.] Su Ning: "...I'm in!" With everyone watching, Su Ning, the dedicated eater, gets up and hurries toward the door. She grabs the Best Actor's face and holds his gaze for three seconds. Everyone: !!! Then she grabs his hands and makes him wave them around twice. Everyone: !!! And then... she lifts him high into the air. Everyone: !!! The next day, the headlines on Some Wave: #Has-Been Starlet Su Ning Clings to Best Actor!# Breaking #Female Celebrity Eats Six Bowls on Variety Show# Trending #Su Ning Has Gone Crazy!# Viral A note: This novel is goofy, awkward, brainless, and makes no sense. Anything goes. Just here for laughs, hahaha... If you don't find it funny, there are countless novels out there. Don't get too attached to mine... -----Next up: an occult novel. Add it to your reading list if you're interested------ "Giving the Foreign Mediumship Contest a Dose of Metaphysical Shock [The Nineties]" Author: Qu Yun Si Nan transmigrates to P City, Europe, in 1996. There are no smartphones here, no livestream comments, and even videotapes have to be rewound. But there is one thing that's unbelievably popular: the psychic contest! Underground video halls play it on a loop, people place frenzied bets, and it claims the front page of the papers year after year. The contestants are all formidable: an elderly man from the East with a full head of white hair and beard, a handsome young man in a tailored suit, a cool beauty with an imposing presence, a child with eyes as deep as an abyss... Men and women, young and old, each mysterious in their own way. They all look like masters among masters! When Si Nan announces she's entering, the whole street is stunned! Who is Si Nan? The little niece of the Chinese jewelry-store owner's wife in Chinatown! Her parents are both dead, and after the old Taoist who raised her passed away, her aunt brought her here from the East! She doesn't speak the language, she's still young, and she looks sweet and obedient. She doesn't seem to have any hidden talents. Isn't she just walking in to get slaughtered? But at the competition... The other contestants struggle to suppress their possessing spirits. Si Nan merely looks over. The spirit trembles and seals itself away. Everyone: !!! The other contestants are nearly scared to tears by a creepy, laughing doll. Si Nan says, "Old hag, quit pretending to be young." A strange little girl breaks down on the spot and reveals her true form, bursting into tears. Everyone: !!! The other contestants are frightened by a moving skeleton and stumble backward. Si Nan takes one step forward, and all the skeletons opposite her step back together. Everyone: !!! The "luxury villa" arranged by the production crew looks grand, but has actually been abandoned for years. The wall plaster is peeling, the pipes make strange noises, and there's a man only she can see. The man has claimed her favorite sofa. In a lazy voice, he says: "You drew that talisman crooked." "Why don't you stay? This place suits you." Si Nan stares at him for three seconds, then sticks another talisman on him. The man doesn't disappear. He just smiles. "Could you move? I need to put up a house-protecting talisman," Si Nan says helplessly. "No. This is my house." "...You're already dead." "Don't worry, I'm still alive." Si Nan: ??? "Hold on. Let me figure out if you're a zombie or a customer service issue." Man: ... Theme: Who knows that every grain in the bowl comes from hard work.