Si Yao never imagined that she, the mighty Demon Lord, would end up transmigrating into a cultivation novel.
To make matters worse, she has become the junior sister of the most down-and-out immortal sect, the Cangyun Sect.
Though the little junior sister is young, in a few years she'll be discovered to have an exceptionally gifted constitution. The chief disciple of the Wanjian Sect, Chu Yuan, will take an interest in her, and then one of his admirers will rip out her spiritual roots and dig out her spiritual bones, leaving her dead without a trace.
Si Yao can't stomach such a pathetic ending. She'll cut her enemy to pieces and tear them limb from limb.
The problem is, her new body is utterly useless. She can't lift anything, can't carry anything, and doesn't have even a speck of spiritual energy.
Si Yao decides to devote herself to demonic cultivation. She'll become the villain of the book and wipe out every sanctimonious hypocrite.
Then she'll break out of the book and go back to being the Demon Lord.
But...
Despite having the best constitution, she just can't make any progress with her cultivation.
Month one:
Her second senior brother munches on sunflower seeds nearby. "Little sister's practicing demonic cultivation again? If you're tired, I'll give you a shoulder massage. I believe in you!"
Month two:
Her third senior sister reads a storybook nearby. "Little sister's practicing demonic cultivation again? If you're tired, I'll rub your legs. I believe in you!"
Month three:
Her fourth martial uncle trims his beard nearby. "Niece-disciple, practicing demonic cultivation again? If you're tired, I'll fan you. I believe in you!"
Month four:
The beautiful master she's meeting for the first time strokes her head. "It's good not to favor one path of cultivation over another. I believe in you, my disciple!"
Si Yao: Ugh, this is so frustrating! I'm done. The Demon Lord is giving up!
A month later, Si Yao's spiritual energy surges as she lazes around.
Si Yao: !!!
Two months later, Si Yao's immortal power surges as she lazes around.
Si Yao: !!!
Three years later, Si Yao successfully ascends, and all her fellow senior brothers and sisters who were lazing around ascend along with her!
Si Yao: !!!
The Cangyun Sect, once the shabbiest, most decrepit, most useless sect of all, transforms into a mighty immortal sect.
Damn it! Every last one of them was pretending to be weak while hiding their true strength! This is so frustrating!
The people of the immortal sects: Little junior sister is so cute (*=▽=*)
The beautiful master: My little disciple is so cute (*=▽=*)
Si Yao: Where's my blade?! Where is it?! I just want to be a great villain!
Her junior brothers and sisters: Big junior sister is so cute (*=▽=*)
Theme: What is meant to be will come to pass