Broke? I'll Take Care of You!

[Coming Soon] My Boss Is Actually Pretty Nice

[Blurb]

1: Bian Luo and Qin Zhihao dated in college. As they both put it, they were young and stupid. "I must've been blind to date that idiot."

The two of them were like a lighter and a firecracker: put them together and they'd go off with a bang.

After breaking up, the two rich young masters went their separate ways, only to both get kicked out by their families on the same day.

The two hostile young masters crossed paths on the street, scowling as they dragged their battered suitcases along.

Bian Luo: "Y-you're still alive?"

Exes ought to be extinct, seriously.

2: Later, the two gritted their teeth and struggled to get by together. They slept together, ate together, and joined forces to make it through their miserable lives, taking any job they could find to earn money.

One night, Qin Zhihao got off work and saw Bian Luo getting into a taxi and heading into an unfamiliar apartment complex.

After hesitating for half an hour, Qin Zhihao could take no more. He went over and pounded on the door, his face dark with shock and anger.

Bian Luo, that cheating bastard.

A few minutes later, Bian Luo opened the door, startled. "What are you doing?"

Qin Zhihao sneered. "You two are bored, so let me join in. It'll be more fun."

Bian Luo stared at him. "That doesn't seem appropriate. I'll go ask the client."

Qin Zhihao was so angry his face turned green.

A few seconds later, Bian Luo stood in the bedroom doorway. "He says... that's fine."

Qin Zhihao rushed in. He wanted to see just what sort of person Bian Luo would sell himself to...

"What the hell is this?" Qin Zhihao frowned in the bedroom, looking at the eighty-year-old man sleeping neatly on the bed.

"It's a bedtime story service." Bian Luo looked at him in confusion, a storybook in hand. "Keep your voice down. The next story is The Snail's Surprise. Want to hear it?"

Qin Zhihao: "…"

This world had really gone mad.

3: When a family kicks their son out, they don't always mean it. One night, the two of them each got a phone call.

After hanging up,

Qin Zhihao said, "They've cooled off. I can go home."

Bian Luo said, "They've gone broke. My family really is bankrupt."

The air fell silent for a few seconds. Qin Zhihao pulled a 50-yuan bill and three 20-yuan bills from his pocket and handed them to him.

Bian Luo: "What's this for?"

Qin Zhihao said solemnly, "A deposit. I'll support you from now on."

Their boss suddenly burst in: "You haven't paid today's room fee!"

Qin Zhihao looked at the money in Bian Luo's hand. "How about... I start supporting you tomorrow?"

Bian Luo: "…"

He really couldn't thank him enough.

#Buying junk, collecting trash, taking in brainless exes#

#If we'd just stuck it out and gotten to know each other better back then, maybe we'd have realized the other really was an idiot#

[Coming Soon] My Boss Is Actually Pretty Nice

1:

After graduating, An Bai moved to a big city for work and went to live with his uncle.

In the middle of summer, he carried a huge suitcase in his left hand and led his beloved Samoyed with his right.

As he reached the entrance to his uncle's apartment complex,

An Bai suddenly yelled in alarm, "Xiaohao, why are you eating poop again?!"

Then he turned and came face to face with a bewildered man, 185 centimeters tall and dressed in a white shirt.

An Bai beamed at him and waved. "I live here too. I'm An Bai! What's your name?"

"My name is... Xiao Hao."

"…"

2:

After that, Xiao Hao heard the young man next door shouting every day:

"Xiaohao, don't pee! Xiaohao, don't eat..."

In the middle of the night, he went to the bathroom and heard the next-door neighbor shout, "Xiaohao, don't get horny for me!"

Xiao Hao: Get horny for the watermelon rind at your grandma's house.

Later, An Bai showed up for his first day at the company, and Xiao Hao turned out to be his direct superior.

During the introductions, a colleague asked what his special skills were.

An Bai opened his mouth. "I..."

Xiao Hao, dark circles under his eyes, pressed a hand to his forehead and cut in: "He has a really loud voice!"

An Bai stared at him, utterly innocent. "????????"

3:

When it was time to get off work, a colleague asked An Bai what he was doing afterward.

Xiao Hao had just come out of his office.

He heard An Bai say loud and clear to everyone, "Today I'm taking my Haohao to get his balls chopped off!"

Standing behind him, Xiao Hao ground his teeth. "Don't fucking call me by my childhood nickname!"

The boss wished he could change the family tree overnight. What a bad omen.

An Bai had a dog named Xiaohao, fell in love with a man named Xiao Hao, and from then on lived a life of epic battles between man and dog.

Theme: Love life and stay healthy.