Damn It, I Got Played by the Villain!

(Main story complete, a silly little sweet treat)

Nan Li is in a terrible bind. Her archenemy, the Asura King Xie Xingbai, scared her into traveling back eight hundred years.

Now Xie Xingbai has captured her parents, and she has to go save them!

Before she traveled back, she was the least talented but richest fish-born heiress, decked out in all kinds of magical artifacts. All she had to do was leap through the Longhuan Dragon Gate to become the Jihai Lady Lord of the Dragon Clan, a figure of fearsome prestige.

After traveling back, she became an unknown sect's junior sister. Her master said she had extraordinary talent and incredible magical power. She took a closer look and found she was only at the Qi Refining stage.

Nan Li: Stay calm. This is just Xie Xingbai from eight hundred years ago!

She (calmly) (fearlessly) (without hesitation) made her way deep into the Asura Clan's lair, Yunpeng Demon Mountain.

Nan Li knew better than anyone that the Asura Clan was sinister and cunning, born cold-hearted and unfeeling, but fond of eating fish.

She immediately opened a sauerkraut fish restaurant, hoping to build friendly ties and save her parents through clever means.

Unfortunately, her cooking was so awful it was like fish washed in swill. Only one shy little Asura, who looked like a young scholar, showed up without fail.

She was so touched that she always gave him extra seasoning and oil.

Nan Li also heard that every female Asura wanted to cultivate with Xie Xingbai, so she opened another shop, How to Win Over the Asura King. Step two: get the female Asuras to keep Xie Xingbai busy, then strike straight at the heart of the enemy's stronghold!

Unfortunately, no one believed her. Only that little scholar kept coming, listening to her talk at length about the seventy-two strategies for winning over Xie Xingbai and carefully taking notes.

Nan Li saw that the little scholar had rosy lips and pearly white teeth, was shy, and blushed at the drop of a hat. He seemed unlikely to find a wife, so she taught him everything she knew.

Finally, one day, Nan Li realized she might have a little crush on the little scholar, and decided to get to know him better.

Nan Li: