I, the Goofy White Moonlight, Thought I Was the Substitute

Yun Chu has awakened!

It turns out he's the stand-in spouse of a wealthy tycoon. The moment the tycoon's first love returns to the country, he decides to divorce Yun Chu.

When Yun Chu sees the three hundred million in compensation written into the agreement, tears stream down his face.

I've only lost love, but I've gained three hundred million!

The tycoon's love? He'll let them have it!

But then the tycoon gets into a sudden car accident. Yun Chu decides to take the divorce papers to the hospital and settle things as quickly as possible, determined not to give the tycoon a chance to drag it out.

Except...

Can someone explain why the male lead only remembers him now, calling him "my darling wife," while ignoring the other male lead standing right there?

Am I part of your little game too?

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Pei Yanheng has many secrets.

For instance, he doesn't have a first love at all. His heart has belonged, from beginning to end, to just one canary: Yun Chu, who grew up with him.

But Yun Chu doesn't love him.

To get Yun Chu's attention, Pei Yanheng racks his brains. He even imitates Yun Chu's first love, pretending to be cold and aloof.

One day, Pei Yanheng wakes up in a hospital bed. He has no time to figure out what happened. All he knows is that there's a ring on his left ring finger!

He's married, but Yun Chu doesn't love him, so it can't be Yun Chu.

Unable to accept his own betrayal, he immediately decides to get a divorce.

But he never expected his divorce partner, who walks in behind the butler, to be Yun Chu!

In the blink of an eye, Pei Yanheng quietly hides his left hand behind his back.

His face remains impassive, but inside, he's ecstatic.

Pei Yanheng, you're a genius!

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Of course, Yun Chu is suspicious of Pei Yanheng's amnesia too. But after testing him several times without finding any flaws, he gradually lets his guard down.

So, on a dark and windy night in the first lunar month, with the mood turning intimate, Pei Yanheng never expects that Yun Chu presses a hand against his chest not out of shyness, but to exclaim, "You little punk, you undid those buttons way too fast! And you still say you're not faking it?!"

Pei Yanheng: ...

Pei Yanheng: ?

#I have amnesia, not brain damage.#

---Upcoming Novel 1 in the Author's Column---

"The Pretty Little Wretch Trapped in a Love Triangle"

Rong He is pulled into a world by the System. His mission is to play a villain who bullies the protagonist. Once he has earned enough heartbreak points, he can go home.

The good news: The original character was already hated by everyone, so nearly everyone despises him.

The bad news: The story seems to have gone off the rails, and he has accidentally found himself in a love triangle.

[World One] The sickly, blind young master adopted into a family

On the eve of Rong He's arranged marriage to a powerful man, his childhood friend and eldest brother confesses to him. Before he can even leave, he falls into the clutches of another tiger: his second brother tricks him into getting in the car.

The man, radiating cold fury, corners Rong He and says he's been raised to be his bride.

And the whole thing is witnessed by Rong He's fiance.

[World Two] The down-and-out young star

After finally landing a wealthy patron, Rong He discovers that the patron's eldest son is his ex-boyfriend, who still can't forget their past and corners Rong He against a wall, demanding an explanation.

Rong He has barely managed to soothe them both and catch his breath when another pair of hungry wolf eyes turns on him.

[World Three] The poor little streamer who makes money from unspeakable things

That sort of thing surely can't happen in a wholesome world! Rong He immediately switches to streaming study sessions, but why are the top donors from every platform showing up at his door anyway?

Before Rong He can greet his usually aloof top student desk mate, the fierce school bully has already dragged him into the bathroom. Rong He clutches his secret identity tight. This time, he'll complete the mission perfectly!

[World Four] The last baby mermaid in the world

On his way to find his childhood friend, the little mermaid is imprisoned by an unknown creature. Luckily, his childhood friend arrives in time. Only when three men surround him does the slow-witted little mermaid realize things aren't quite what he imagined!

[World Five] The little demon concubine blamed for bringing ruin with her beauty

Disguised as a woman, Rong He trembles with fear. At last, the emperor has sent him to a temple to study, but why has the state preceptor, who always submits memorials criticizing him, snuck into his room in the middle of the night to kiss him?

[World Six] A little Omega with a 100% match with five Alphas

The little Omega was diagnosed with a pheromone deficiency long ago, but he never expected to match with five powerful Alphas. That's no big deal, except the Alliance requires all Alpha-Omega pairs with a 100% match to marry immediately! Rong He looks at the five Alphas in front of him, his legs trembling with fear. He... does he have to marry all five of them?!

World Seven...

World Eight...

Rong He: Weren't you supposed to make me hated by everyone? QAQ

---Upcoming Novel 2 in the Author's Column---

"The System Can Still Be Saved!"

After dying, Shi Tian becomes a human-shaped System. He must help transmigrators into books earn enough points to return to the real world.

Since this is his first time being a System and he's not very good at it, the Master God assigns him a System of his own to train him.

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In the original book, Jiang Zhiye is the real young master of a wealthy family who was switched at birth. Even after returning to his family, his parents don't like him. Whatever he does, they only compare him to the fake young master. No matter how hard he fights back, he ultimately can't overcome fate and is killed by the fake young master. That fake young master is a genuine fool, yet thanks to fate, he lives better than anyone.

Shi Tian clenches his fists! His gaze toward his Host grows full of affection, and he decides to do everything he can to help him earn the flowers and applause he deserves.

Shi Tian is very obedient. When the System tells him to improve Jiang Zhiye's grades, Shi Tian rubs his sleepy eyes and stays up late studying so he can tutor him. When the System tells him to create a shining moment for Jiang Zhiye, Shi Tian immediately teaches himself how to bake a cake and gives Jiang Zhiye an amazing birthday evening. Jiang Zhiye goes along with all of it, until...

Until one day, when the System tells Shi Tian to create a romantic atmosphere for Jiang Zhiye and the original heroine and help their relationship grow, Jiang Zhiye flies into a terrible rage.

The young man pins him against the door and asks fiercely, "Shi Tian, are you really that stupid, or are you pretending not to know?"

Shi Tian's legs tremble with fear.

If you don't want me to do the mission, then fine. Why yell at me!

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Jiang Zhiye transmigrates into a System designed to save the male supporting character. As the protagonist whose fate has been stolen, he should be focusing on getting the story back on track, but he seems more interested in the little System who is always pouting.

Tease the little System, and he'll start crying. Comfort him, and he'll immediately smile again.

Watching him eat his favorite strawberry shaved ice, his lips covered in glistening sweet syrup, Jiang Zhiye's heart rarely beats a little too fast.

So cute.

I want to kiss him.

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Jiang Zhiye is about to earn enough points to leave the world. Shi Tian is happy for him, but also a little sad: after spending so many days together, he's grown reluctant to part with his Host.

As he takes Jiang Zhiye to meet the Master God, Shi Tian gives in to a small selfish impulse and takes his hand, lying that it's customary.

But the closer they get to the Master God, the more Shi Tian wants to run. He never expects the man to rush up behind him and grab his hand as he opens the door to leave.

Jiang Zhiye says, "I'm taking him back with me."

But the Master God's answer is...

"Pick anyone else you want, but not him."

Theme: Believe in your own abilities, and don't yield to life's hardships.