Life as the Male Lead's Concubine

A full subscription to the novel costs only 2.3 yuan. Please show it lots of support, dear readers! Save my upcoming novels: "After My Substitute Marriage, I Got My Happy Ending with the Empire's Marshal" and "Didn't You Say You Were Straight?" [Blurb] First-person narration, a comedy built around a rough outline. I'm Sheng An, a perfectly respectable seven-foot-tall man, and I've transmigrated into a book. And I've transmigrated into the emperor's consort. Ridiculous... Whoever wants the job can have it. I'm not doing it. But a System told me I had to. If I could get someone's affection to one hundred percent, I could go home. I agreed through tears. Then came the unholy part. The emperor came to my bedchamber and ordered me to attend him for the night. I was horrified. He was furious. I cried out, "Your Majesty, I have my period. I can't do that sort of thing!" The emperor gave me a strange look and scoffed. "You used that excuse with me last month." A light bulb went off in my head. "Your Majesty, there's something you don't know. It happens once a month." The emperor stubbornly dragged me onto the bed. "Once a month, a month at a time? Do you think I'm an idiot?" Yikes! Wait, is something wrong here?! Friends, he's not an idiot. I'm the idiot. Intersex comedy-loving bottom x domineering puppy-like top -----Upcoming novel: "After My Substitute Marriage, I Got My Happy Ending with the Empire's Marshal"----- Intersex / substitute marriage / falling in love after marriage / cross-dressing / sweet romance / ABO The night before her wedding, Lin Mian's twin sister eloped with someone. Under pressure from the powerful, Lin Mian had no choice but to pretend to be her sister and marry the empire's Marshal, He Lianshan. He didn't even know what the man looked like. All he'd heard was that he was volatile and brutal, with countless lives on his hands. Lin Mian was afraid he might die there, but even more afraid of the punishment waiting if he ran home, so he did everything he could to please Mr. He. But in the end, Mr. He wouldn't even look at him. He only coldly told him to get lost. By day, Lin Mian had to imitate his sister so no one would discover the truth. At night, all he could do was secretly wipe away his tears. His sadness made the insecure little Omega feel as though the sky were falling. He thought he had to save enough money and then run far, far away. * In He Lianshan's eyes, Omegas were all delicate and frail. That was why he hated the spouse who'd married into his family, especially the way they seemed about to cry at the slightest thing. It could keep him irritated for days. But even the Marshal himself hadn't expected that, after a mission, he would find the Omega lying on the bed like a mound of melting snow, apparently going into heat. The Omega clutched his clothes tightly, then grabbed He Lianshan's little finger when he saw him. His eyes glistened with tears as he looked at He Lianshan, and even his breathing was cautious. The room was filled with a cloying sweetness. Lin Mian's voice was pleading. "Please, give me a little of your pheromones..." For some reason, He Lianshan had the urge to bully someone for the first time in his life. The Marshal looked down at the delicate Omega with an air of authority, never expecting him to boldly plant a soft kiss on the corner of his lips. It was nervous and clumsy. And in that moment, the old house caught fire, crackling as the flames ravaged everything in their path. 1v1, happy ending, extra sweet Pitiful intersex Omega x cold, ruthless, loyal Alpha -----Upcoming novel: "Didn't You Say You Were Straight?"----- Song Ranqing was born with a handsome face, especially a pair of eyes that could captivate anyone. That's what let him earn money through livestreaming when he was down on his luck. He thought he looked pretty good, or at least not unpleasant, but on his first day in the dorm, he was turned away at the door. A boy a head taller than him shoved him outside with a cold expression and said flatly, "I'm homophobic. Don't bother me." Only then did Song Ranqing learn that he'd become the top fantasy crush on A University's forum, at least among the men. The person in front of him was the famous ice-cold top student and campus heartthrob, Feng Yi. Song Ranqing was speechless, but as long as his roommate didn't interfere with his money-making livestreams, that was fine. After moving into the dorm, the two of them clashed at every turn. Song Ranqing often bad-mouthed his fussy roommate in his livestreams, so everyone soon knew about Feng Yi. No one expected that one day, when Song Ranqing was livestreaming in a cat-eared maid dress, someone would tip him to go to his roommate's door dressed like that and do a little spin. You'd have to be a fool to turn down money. His roommate was straight anyway, so why not? So he took his camera to Feng Yi's door. Nervous and excited, he didn't notice the darkened gaze behind the barely open door. After that, the viewers in his livestream started treating Feng Yi as a running joke to tease Song Ranqing with. Tips poured in, all challenging Song Ranqing to play pranks on Feng Yi, until one day a big spender suddenly shot to the top of the leaderboard and asked: "Do you dare to confess to him?" That was hilarious. He was straight, so what if Song Ranqing confessed? That's what Song Ranqing thought. So he knocked on Feng Yi's door, full of confidence, and said casually, "Feng Yi, I like you. Would you go out with me?" Feng Yi's voice was still calm and emotionless as he replied, "Sure." Thinking he'd completed the challenge, Song Ranqing turned to the camera and said, "See? I told you he wouldn't agree. He's straight, after all..." Before he could finish, his brain caught up with him. Wait! What had he just said?! Before he could recover, a long-fingered hand covered the camera, leaving the livestream full of stunned comments. Song Ranqing himself was pinned against the wall with nowhere to run. The warm breath Feng Yi blew against his ear made Song Ranqing's whole body tingle. The man's voice carried a trace of laughter. "What? Are you taking back what you just said?" Song Ranqing: ... Song Ranqing: ? Damn it! Didn't you say you were straight and that homophobes shouldn't be bothered? Help! Theme: Even in adversity, we should face life bravely with an optimistic attitude.