I Ran Away After Getting Pregnant by a Heartless Daoist Master

[Shocking! Male immortals are left speechless, female immortals in tears! The mighty sect leader of the Heartless Sect descends from his pedestal, vowing to find the person who climbed into his bed that night!] The news sent the entire cultivation world into an uproar. An immortal asked, "What will you do if you catch that person, Your Excellency?" Immortal Cangran replied coldly, "Kill them and eliminate the threat for good." So Zang Ye, who had just steeled himself to take their baby and go find its father, fell silent. He went to the back courtyard and threw up all three bowls of pregnancy medicine he'd just drunk. As soon as he left the courtyard, he ran into Cangran, his neighbor for over three hundred years. Zang Ye took a deep breath and decided to go throw up again. Out of sight, out of mind. Unexpectedly, Cangran called after him, eyeing him suspiciously. "Your stomach..." Zang Ye was startled, but kept his expression calm and answered bashfully, "Haha, I've just been eating a little too much lately." - But the truth couldn't stay hidden forever. And just as the baby he'd secretly given birth to couldn't simply be abandoned, Zang Ye had no choice but to take the child with him and pretend to be his master. All those centuries of cultivation had gone to waste. Cangran still couldn't recognize that the child was his son. Zang Ye sat off to the side, watching father and son spend time together, while pondering what to do next. Just as he began to figure out a way forward, Cangran started acting strangely. The more he looked, the more the neighbor's child seemed to resemble him. The more he looked, the more suspicious he became. At last, he had an epiphany. Hadn't he spent all these centuries with Zang Ye and no one else?!!! Wait, what... (Extra scene) Immortal Cangran, holding the baby in his left hand and a sword in his right, cornered Immortal Zang Ye against a wall just as he was about to run away. Zang Ye went pale, terrified that the sword would skewer both him and the baby. But instead, Cangran set the baby outside the door and pinned Zang Ye to the bed. The man's usually icy body was hot enough to melt him. Wait! Why is this going in such a strange direction?! #I thought the baby's dad cultivated the Heartless Way from Jinjiang, but then he told me it was the one from Qidian. I finally came to terms with him cultivating Qidian's Heartless Way, but who could have guessed he was actually cultivating the Way of Proving the Dao by Killing His Wife?!# Zang Ye :) Heartless Way powerhouse gong x dual-star fish-carving (?), Hehuan Sect shou Damn it, I didn't want to write a comedy either, but somehow it turned into one (?Д` ) Theme: Love. Just one word.