After Becoming the Villain's Husband, I Survive by Being Ridiculous

#What do you mean, he's a canary? He's a golden-sand sculpture!# Yuan Ting dies and transmigrates into a book, becoming the doomed canary kept by a disabled villainous tycoon. The original canary has nothing but a pretty face and a wicked heart. He humiliates the tycoon and even tries to marry him for his fortune. When his scheme is exposed, he's thrown out and eventually dies on the street. Knowing the story in advance, Yuan Ting decides to cling to the tycoon from the start. The other man doesn't seem too happy about it, but that's okay. Yuan Ting serves Zhu Yu tea, brings him water, and massages his legs. Zhu Yu remains cold and unresponsive, but that's okay, too. It's all because Yuan Ting used to mock him for being a cripple. Until Yuan Ting offers to bathe Zhu Yu and scrub his back, and Zhu Yu grabs him by the neck and presses him down against his leg. Yuan Ting blinks, clutching his heart. "Y-you're disabled. Can you still, you know?" - Zhu Yu never took Yuan Ting seriously. He was just a substitute, and no matter how much he had carried on before, Zhu Yu had never cared. Until Yuan Ting suddenly started sucking up to him. Zhu Yu suspects he wants to saw off his legs, and grows even more disgusted with him. - Everyone has a heart, and Yuan Ting finally sees how cold and heartless Zhu Yu is. He plans to gather his money and leave. The day he goes, the weather is lovely. He leaves Zhu Yu in the garden for one last goodbye. "A door that never answers shouldn't be knocked on forever. I was only fooling myself," Yuan Ting says, pretending to wipe away a tear before walking off. But after walking for ages, he doesn't get anywhere. Yuan Ting: ? He is about to turn around when Zhu Yu wraps an arm around his waist and pulls him onto the wheelchair. Yuan Ting: ?????! - Zhu Yu thinks Yuan Ting will be overjoyed, or at the very least, shocked. But instead, Yuan Ting cries out, "Y-you damn man, how did you stand up?!" Hmm. Hmm????!!! Grumpy, cold, domineering older man x goofy little bunny Older top, 1v1, happy ending His legs will recover (otherwise, how could they have fun!) A silly, sweet read. If it's not sweet, you can have my surname (just kidding). No first love. Really. It's just a misunderstanding. Trust me (wipes away tears). Original title: After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became the CEO's Golden-Sand Sculpture (but they won't let me use it anymore, sob) [Coming soon from the same author] I, a Goofy White Moonlight, Thought I Was a Substitute Yun Chu awakens to the truth! It turns out he's the substitute spouse of a rich tycoon. As soon as the tycoon's white moonlight returns to the country, the tycoon decides to divorce him. Yun Chu looks at the three hundred million in compensation written into the agreement and bursts into tears. I've lost love, but gained three hundred million! The tycoon's love is his to give away. He chooses to let him have it! But the tycoon gets into a car accident. Yun Chu takes the divorce papers to the hospital, determined to get it over with quickly and make sure the tycoon doesn't have time to change his mind. Except... Can someone explain why the protagonist top only remembers him now, calls him his darling wife, and doesn't even acknowledge the protagonist bottom standing right beside them? Am I part of your play, too? - Pei Yanheng has a lot of secrets. For one, he doesn't have a white moonlight at all. The only one in his heart has always been his canary, Yun Chu, who grew up with him. But Yun Chu doesn't love him. To get Yun Chu's attention, Pei Yanheng racks his brain and even imitates Yun Chu's white moonlight, pretending to be cold and aloof. One day, Pei Yanheng wakes up in a hospital bed. He has no time to figure out what happened. All he knows is that there's a ring on his left ring finger! He's married, but Yun Chu doesn't love him, so it can't be Yun Chu. He can't accept that he's been unfaithful, so he immediately decides to get a divorce. But he never expects his divorce partner, walking in behind the butler, to be Yun Chu! In the blink of an eye, Pei Yanheng quietly hides his left hand behind his back. His face stays calm, but inside, the man is ecstatic. Pei Yanheng, you're amazing! - Of course, Yun Chu is suspicious about Pei Yanheng's amnesia, too. But after testing him several times and finding no cracks in his story, he slowly lets down his guard. So, on a dark and windy night, with the air thick with romance, Pei Yanheng doesn't expect the reason Yun Chu presses a hand against his chest to be anything other than shyness. Instead, Yun Chu exclaims, "You rascal, you're undoing your buttons so fast! And you say you're not pretending?!" Pei Yanheng: ... Pei Yanheng: ? #I lost my memory, not my mind.# Theme: Don't doubt your abilities. Believe that the world loves you, and reach out to embrace it, too.