The Pure-Hate Streamer: I Made the Whole Internet Feel So Good by Cursing Them Out

[Next up: Just Streaming Myself Slacking Off Made Me the Richest Person in the Interstellar Era. A feel-good interstellar livestream story! The blurb is at the end~]

Lin Weiyu is sharp-tongued and mean.

Over two lifetimes, she’s had hundreds of arguments. She argued with teachers at school, bosses at work, and even some guy sitting beside her on the subway.

But how could you blame her? There are always people in this world who are just unbearable.

So she picked every fight and won them all. Winning an argument feels good for a moment; winning arguments your whole life feels good your whole life.

But thanks to that mouth of hers, in her senior year of college she got four bosses fired in a row, couldn’t find a job, and couldn’t afford to eat.

With the pressure of making ends meet, Lin Weiyu took her roommate’s advice and switched careers to become a streamer.

Her roommate told her to livestream lessons on how to insult people, but she heard, “Go livestream yourself insulting people.”

She insulted viewers, streamers, and every weirdo she ran into in real life.

She insulted people online and offline, went after the second-biggest donor and then the top donor, and, once she was done with the talent agency, took on the platform itself.

By the end of the year, Lin Weiyu had made it to the annual awards stage and claimed the crown as the number-one streamer.

Host: Teacher Mumu, can you share how you became a top streamer in just one year?

Lin Weiyu: The art of language did all the work.

Host: ?

Lin Weiyu: To put it simply, I gave the whole internet a good cussing-out.

1. The heroine’s targets include men and women, young and old.

2. Includes on-screen comments, chat-style sections, and forum posts.

3. More to come?

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Just Streaming Myself Slacking Off Made Me the Richest Person in the Interstellar Era

Su Xizhen, an art student, web-novel author, indie game developer, and self-media creator, transmigrates three thousand years into the future with her old computer.

In the interstellar era, artificial intelligence handles everything. Humans are responsible only for eating, sleeping, fighting, and operating AI.

It sounds great, but Su Xizhen is an undocumented resident of a garbage planet with not a single coin to her name. Forget buying a smart brain to fit into society and lie flat while AI does all the work: she can’t even afford cheap nutrient solution!

To fill her stomach, Su Xizhen has no choice but to rummage through the trash, where she unexpectedly finds a smart brain on the verge of breaking down.

The smart brain is open to an interstellar forum, and the first post reads:

[Does anyone still know how to draw? I want to see what an old-world craft was really like. I’ll pay 100,000 star coins for someone to stream for ten minutes. Draw anything.]

Top comment: [Keep dreaming! Ten minutes from someone with legendary talent like that would cost at least 100 million star coins...]

Su Xizhen: ?

Wait, boss, are you saying you’d pay 100,000 for ten minutes of me slacking off?!

She started streaming at once!

Just after she started:

[Trying to grab attention with a lost craft from the old era? Streamer, are you trying to get yourself killed?]

[LMAO, someone from a garbage planet actually claims they can draw? Who do you think you are?]

[What a crappy smart brain. You can barely see the picture. Streamer, what’s with that black box you’re using? Is this some kind of performance art?]

Ten minutes later:

[Holy crap, this streamer really can draw!]

[Is drawing really that hard? What are all these layers on top of each other?]

[Why has talent like this been buried on a garbage planet?! Central Star administrators, what are you doing!!!]

Her livestream’s popularity inexplicably exploded, and millions of star coins poured into her account.

From then on, she streamed hand-drawing, writing fiction, coding, making animation, and more...

One by one, Su Xizhen brought all those lost old-world “handmade” crafts back to life in her livestreams.

Billions of users across the star network tuned in on schedule, experts analyzed her streams frame by frame, and leaders from every planet treated her as an honored guest.

As for Su Xizhen: ...Who knows? I just streamed myself slacking off and became the richest person in the interstellar era!

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Interstellar History entry [Su Xizhen]:

From an undocumented resident of a garbage planet, she rose to become the top-tier star of the entire interstellar world. Through her own efforts, she ushered in a new “handmade era,” becoming the faith and salvation of trillions of citizens.

Later generations called her the “Old God” from three thousand years ago.

Theme: If you dare to hate, say it out loud.