This novel will go VIP on March 3, with three chapters updating that day. Thanks, everyone!
Gu Yusheng has severe social anxiety. The more nervous he gets, the more fierce his expression becomes, and he never manages to say what he means.
After his friends urged him again and again, he agreed to join a dating show as human set dressing, and promised to appear in only one episode.
Then one male contestant showed up: 195 centimeters tall, built like a double-door refrigerator, so big he blocked out the sky. He had dark eyes, an aloof, weary air, and few words. Then he smiled.
Gu Yusheng blushed bright red, clutched his nose as it bled, and felt his heart flutter like a startled fawn. The perfect guy! He's my ideal type!!!
He clasped his hands nervously and tried to approach him, but it came out like this:
Gu Yusheng (cold, menacing face): Hey! What's your name, punk?
Gu Yusheng (evil villain face): Want to die? Hand over the money!
Gu Yusheng (hellish glare): Your phone! Give me your phone!
Xie Wenjiu: ...Is this some new kind of scam?
Xie Wenjiu comes from a family that's been rich for nine generations. Everyone knows he's stingy. He's worn the same suit for ten years and is known as the Scrooge of the domineering CEO world.
While on vacation, he joined a dating show. One of the civilian contestants had fair skin and a fluffy head of hair. He was polite to everyone, but with Xie Wenjiu he was nervous and mean.
At first, Xie Wenjiu was only a little interested. He figured he'd tease the guy to pass the time.
But when the guy grabbed his sleeve and fiercely demanded cotton candy,
Xie Wenjiu took out his wallet: ...I'll buy it.
When the guy smiled with pursed lips, holding a luxury cruise cabin key card,
Xie Wenjiu took out his wallet: I'll buy two more ships!
When the guy threw his wrinkled clothes at Xie Wenjiu's face, tears in his eyes,
Xie Wenjiu (clutching his nose as it bled): Buy whatever you want!!!
[Do you even remember that you're supposed to be Scrooge?]
[Honest question, who is this whipped CEO??]
Before the show started
[Who is this guy? Talking to Scrooge like that, what a rude jerk.]
[Lol, can any Tom, Dick, or Harry get on a dating show these days?]
[He's got nothing but his face. Is he here to be the joke?]
After the show started
[Is that voice for real?? The difficulty is so high, and he sang the whole thing?!!]
[Thanks for asking. After hearing my wife sing, I've achieved perfect harmony in life. My skull was shaking.]
[Anyone else think his voice really sounds like Rain?]
[...?]
[Holy crap! It is Rain!!! I'm the joke. I'm on my knees, banging my head on the floor.]
That night, the trending topics exploded.
Five minutes later, the servers crashed...
The two have a huge size difference, and they can have children.
Below is a future project
"Eloping with an Actor and Joining a Dating Show"
Gu Yan transmigrated into a book, and did something big as soon as he arrived.
He slept with a man.
After a night of passion with that unattainable beauty, he fled in a panic. Less than two days later, his family demanded he marry into the Yin family.
The absurd part was, he started having morning sickness.
Even more absurd, the handsome guy he'd slept with was the same man he was supposed to marry.
And most absurd of all, the guy had left him in the lurch, didn't believe he could be pregnant, and still wanted to take him on a dating show.
"Sweet Love" is a couples' dating show featuring eight famous guests, including actor Yin Chengxue, who had just announced his marriage.
Before the show started
[Who is this nobody who married my husband? Does he deserve him?!]
[I heard he's a spoiled rich kid, completely useless.]
[It's an arranged marriage between rich families. They have no feelings for each other!]
But once the show started,
the actor got up in the middle of the night to cook for him, carried him back in his arms when he got tired playing games, and kissed his eyelashes as he slept...
Meanwhile, Gu Yan kept saying, “Yin Chengxue, I'm going to throw up.” “Stay away from me.” “Don't kiss me!”
The fans fell silent as one.
Damn it, their actor really was a lovesick puppy.
Yin Chengxue was cold and focused on his career. He'd never given romance a thought.
Until one day, he accidentally spent a night of passion with a young man.
Once he had a taste, he couldn't forget it. He woke from dreams of him night after night, then learned the young man was his fiance.
The young man clutched his stomach and said gravely, “You might not believe me, but I'm really pregnant!”
“Mm, okay. Honey, let's have another one.” He brushed it off casually, his voice low as he pulled the man back toward him.
Later, Yin Chengxue stared silently at the diagnosis from the hospital.
He really was pregnant!???
Theme: Keep going, keep going. You won't be at rock bottom forever
Being PUA is terrible. You are controlled without realizing it and you will never be able to escape it for the rest of your life.
Awesome, I've been playing for three days, want to see the details? Big
Is ten years too exaggerated? He started singing at the age of 11?
I'm confused??(???_??)?
Isn't he a real young master? How come he looks like her?
Hahahahahahahahaha The author is so cute, I forgot his name hahahahahahahahaha
The next chapter is still being written, it should be after 12 o'clock, but it will definitely be updated
Uh, the flowers are finished. Although this chapter is a bit abrupt
Just ask me if this distinguished VIP can know what they tried during those two hours!
Great, great, Yusheng is so soft