[Coming Soon: "Are You Straight or Gay? [Transmigrate into a Book]" (the next novel to open), and "A Casual Yao Player's Guide to Love [Honor of Kings]." Feel free to add them to your collection. Blurbs at the end.]
The complete novel is finished. Enjoy!
Lin Miao has a superpower: ever since he was little, he could understand cats.
It isn't a particularly impressive ability, but Lin Miao loves it. He'd rather squat on the ground and meow back and forth with a cat than talk to people.
Thanks to this superpower, Lin Miao knows cats inside out. When he got to college, he joined a stray cat rescue group.
He also learned a lot about cats.
For example:
Most cats can't understand human speech. They only know words like "food" and "snacks."
And in many cases, cats understand perfectly well, but can't be bothered to pay attention to their owners.
Most cats have simple thoughts, and their meows don't mean much.
Translated, they amount to things like "What nice weather" and "I'm still hungry."
One day, he came across an especially chatty, sleazy orange cat.
The orange cat's first words were: "Meow!" Honey! Come pet me!
Lin Miao: Pfft!
He'd seen cats call their owners "scoop-the-poop person" and "two-legged creature," but what was this "honey" business?!!
Then he heard even more shameless talk from the cat.
But it was just a cat. What bad intentions could a cat possibly have?
At most, this fat orange cat was pretty clever.
Lin Miao stroked its head with a fond smile. "Good kitty. Eat a little more."
Later, at a volunteer event for the rescue group, Lin Miao met a young man named Lan Shen.
His smiling eyes looked exactly like the fat orange cat's when it said those shameless things.
Lin Miao: Impossible, impossible. It was just my imagination.
After spending some time together, Lin Miao increasingly felt that Lan Shen's attitude toward him was strange too.
He quietly started keeping his distance.
That night, he ran into the fat orange cat again, grumbling as it came over.
Fat Orange: "Meow meow!" Honey, you were so cold to me today. Wuuuu.
Crash!
Lin Miao fell off his stool.
*
This novel was originally titled "That Cat Has Ulterior Motives!"
The blurb was screenshotted and uploaded to Weibo on May 3, 2022.
[Coming Soon: "Are You Straight or Gay? (Transmigrate into a Book)"]
Qiao Zizhi. The "zhi" means straight.
He calls himself the straightest man in the universe and has lived on Mount Kongtong for years.
And yet he transmigrates into a book, specifically the only danmei novel he's ever read.
The whole story is a disaster: he runs, the other guy chases, and he can't escape, all steeped in the old-school Mary Sue style.
And he... becomes the ultimate bottom in a gay novel on Huashi.
The whole point is for him to get busy with his one-of-a-kind perfect top.
Logic and plot? The dogs ate them.
The limits of the human body? They don't exist.
In broad daylight? So what?
Remembering the novel's descriptions, Qiao Zizhi shuddered and nervously covered his backside.
To protect his dignity, even if they're forced to team up on a variety show, he'll never get within a meter of him!
He'll do everything he can to keep his distance from Li Tianze.
In his previous life, Li Tianze worked himself to the bone to win the Best Actor award. He hadn't even had a chance to enjoy life before he suddenly dropped dead the next day.
He never expected Heaven to give him a second chance. He was reborn!
Although it was in another world, that didn't stop him from kicking back and enjoying himself.
He really likes this variety show: it's laid-back, fun, and a chance to make new friends.
...Except his teammate keeps watching him like he's a wolf.
They're both guys. It's not like he's going to eat him!
Li Tianze rubbed his forehead helplessly. "I'm straight! I really am!"
Qiao Zizhi: "Sure, sure, you're right. But I'm not going to be fooled by appearances!"
As teammates, the two have no choice but to work together.
Qiao Zizhi is on edge the whole time.
But as they spend more time together, he realizes that Li Tianze is completely different from the novel's description. He really does seem to be straight.
Qiao Zizhi pulled a friend aside and asked, "Do you think Li Tianze is gay?"
"Him? No way. Straight guys are all kind of gay like that."
As he spoke, his friend showed him a video: A Field Guide to Today's High School Boys.
Qiao Zizhi's mouth slowly fell open. He was stunned.
Qiao Zizhi relaxed: He really does seem to be straight.
Li Tianze looked at the slow-witted Qiao Zizhi and felt a headache coming on.
Li Tianze: I might not be as straight as I thought.
[Coming Soon] Reader's Guide:
1. Both leads transmigrate into books, but the top doesn't know the plot and thinks he was reborn.
2. A silly, ridiculous comedy. Both are virgins, one-on-one romance, happy ending.
3. More details to come.
[Coming Soon: "A Casual Yao Player's Guide to Love [Honor of Kings]"]
Lin Lu is a male college student who loves playing Honor of Kings and having a laugh.
He likes playing support and has spent years climbing around the Diamond tier, trying to reach the Master tier.
But he's a passenger.
The only reason is that his main hero is Yao.
When he first downloaded Honor of Kings and saw our Princess Yao, her cuteness hit him right in the heart.
Just look at that pink hair, those little antlers, and the fawn she turns into. She's just so... (gestures) cute!!!
And Lin Lu has the character "Lu," meaning deer, in his name. It was fate!
Naturally, he practiced Yao until she became his main hero.
Lin Lu doesn't care all that much about winning or losing, but if he can win, why lose?
As Lin Lu often says: Who doesn't want to ride the coattails of the best players at the top of the rankings?
Because of the prejudice against Yao, as soon as his teammates see Lin Lu's most-played hero, they start spamming him: "Support, don't pick Yao."
With the ID "Your Little Deer," Lin Lu has no choice but to become a squeaky little thing and pretend to be a girl.
"But I'm not very good with anyone else. I just want to play Yao..."
To be fair, Lin Lu is pretty good at playing Yao.
He's a passenger, sure, but he doesn't throw or feed. He takes responsibility for his own mistakes and even provides emotional support as the team's support player.
But Yao is a weak hero to begin with. She can help snowball a lead, but she's useless when her team is behind.
After losing ten games in a row and dropping out of Master, Lin Lu finally found a reliable jungle player. He hurriedly showered him with compliments.
After seeing how well that worked, Lin Lu teamed up with the jungler for several games in a row and successfully added him as a friend in the game.
They started talking more and more often, and regularly played ranked as a duo.
Lin Lu was in charge of riding along, while the jungler carried.
"Big bro, you're amazing! A four-kill!"
"Can I still be your little deer this round? QAQ"
"Wait for me, big bro! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'll give you a shield!"
On the other end of the headset, Gu Changkong smiled in a way that was hard to read.
After a while, Lin Lu started feeling that something was off.
Why was the jungler looking for him every day?
Why did he give him the skin Wedding of My Beloved on Qixi Festival?
And why did he want to play Marco Polo as his partner in a duo queue?
Lin Lu cautiously tried to sound out the jungler, only to discover that they were actually classmates at the same university!
Lin Lu made a quick getaway and didn't dare log into Honor of Kings for several days.
Finally, one evening, someone knocked at his door. Lin Lu opened it and felt his scalp go numb.
Gu Changkong blocked the doorway, wearing a half-smile. "Didn't you say you'd be my little deer? Why did you run away?"
[Reader's Guide]
1. Game: Honor of Kings. This isn't an esports novel, and you don't need to know how to play to enjoy it. The author's skills are pretty poor, so please point out any mistakes about the game.
2. Just an ordinary sweet romance, probably quite short.
3. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
Theme: Don't impulsively get a cat. Adopt, don't shop.
Ahhhh! My wife actually wrote that Miaomiao turned into a cat! Ha ha ha ha
Damn, I kind of want to eat braised chicken.
Woohoo, so sad. Xiaolin Miao is so small, sitting alone in the back, talking to the cat, and drawing with a pencil in her little hand. Lin Miao is stronger than I thought
Article coming soon! Click to watch -> "When a Straight Man from Kongtong penetrates into a dog-blooded pornographic article" Let's see the sand sculpture struggling to survive in the flower market article Qiao is as straight as a straight man. He claims to be the most straight man in the universe and has settled in Kongtong Mountain for a long time. It just so happened that he had read a book. It was the only bloody and beautiful novel he had ever read. The whole text is full of thunder and lightning, and it is full of ancient Mary Sue flavor. And he... Became the best love interest in Danmei novels. The body is delicate and soft and easy to push down. The central theme is to make stuff with his incomparable good old Gong and several supporting characters. Logical plot? Eaten by a dog. The limits of the human body? Doesn't exist. Broad daylight? So what. Qiao Zizhi recalled the description in the article, shivered, and covered his back nervously. In order to maintain his own integrity, he worked hard to draw a clear line with the protagonist Li Tianze. Even if they are forced to form a team in a variety show, they will never come within one meter of him! Li Tianze worked hard to win the Best Actor Award in his previous life, but before he had time to enjoy life, he died suddenly the next day. Unexpectedly, God gave him a second chance and he was reborn! Although he is in another world, it does not prevent him from letting himself go and paddling happily. Li Tianze really liked this variety show he participated in after his rebirth. It was leisurely and happy, and he made many good friends. ... Except his teammates were always on the lookout for him with pepper spray in hand. They are all brothers, and I won't touch him! Li Tianze helplessly raised his forehead: I am a straight man! Really! Qiao Zizhi: Yes, yes, you are right, but I will not be fooled by appearances! As teammates, the two had to work together. Qiao Zi was frightened. But after getting along for a long time, he found that Li Tianze behaved normally. Qiao Zizhi pulled his friend over and asked, "Don't you think Li Tianze is gay?" "He? Where can I find it? Straight men are so gay and so gay." The friend said, showing him the video: an illustrated guide for contemporary male high school students. Qiao Zizhi slowly opened his mouth, shocked. Qiao Zi was relieved: he seemed to be really straight. Qiao Zizhi: "In that case, it's my fault. You will be my good buddy from now on!" Li Tianze looked at Qiao Zizhi, who was slow and had a big head. Li Tianze: I don't seem to be that straight. There is also a campus sweet article "Hun Ziyao's Guide to Love [King]", which is now available for pre-order~
They are all so cute and the author writes well.
Woohoo, I graduated, but the braised chicken near the school is really delicious
Bedtime cookies, cute
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When will Madam update the article?
When can you publish a new article (??ω?)?