The End~
[The new novel is complete. Thank you for your support! The blurb for "The Cat Is Secretly in Love with Me?!" is at the very bottom. Coming soon: "So, Are You Straight or Gay? [Book Transmigration]"]
Shen Qiu transmigrates into a novel, becoming the cannon-fodder bottom in a no-romance urban power fantasy starring a male lead...
In the original story, the previous owner was useless and lived off his parents. He also teamed up with a scumbag to covet the male lead Lu Yidong's fortune, and together they danced all over the male lead's minefield.
The cannon-fodder bottom was hated by everyone and eventually died miserably in the street.
When Shen Qiu arrives, his bank cards have just been frozen and he's been kicked out of his home. Turning around, he sees the abundant sea.
Wow! A geoduck clam.
Wow! A giant razor clam.
Wow! A moon snail.
The fridge is completely empty? No problem!
He makes a living off the sea, gathering seafood at low tide and cooking it.
His bank cards are frozen? No worries!
He edits cooking and beachcombing videos to earn money.
The scumbag gives him the creeps? No fear!
He borrows the male lead's name and kicks the scumbag to the curb.
"To be honest, Lu Yidong and I are the ones who truly love each other."
Scumbag: ?
"I only got close to you because of him."
"..."
The scumbag stares, dumbfounded.
Shen Qiu has finally scored a victory and is secretly congratulating himself.
Then he turns around and freezes, his legs going weak.
Lu Yidong is standing behind him, his expression unreadable.
The two people who "truly love each other" stare at each other in silence.
Not long after entering a marriage of convenience for their families' benefit, Shen Qiu unexpectedly joins a variety show.
The viewers are unhappy: Where did this nobody come from, getting a spot on the show?
But then
During a beachcombing segment, the celebrities compete to help gather ingredients.
His livestreamed cooking looks and smells delicious, and fans say it is perfect to watch while eating.
A video of him singing and playing guitar goes viral by chance, and strangers gush that they've fallen in love at first sight.
His sudden rise to fame makes people jealous.
His relationship with business tycoon Lu Yidong is exposed, and rumors fly everywhere.
Haters: He slept his way to the top! He got here through his sugar daddy!
Shen Qiu is worried that the online gossip might affect their plans to part ways amicably.
Suddenly, a new post appears on Weibo.
Lu Yidong, who has forgotten his password for years, posts a short but powerful message:
"We are a loving, legally married couple who have met each other's parents."
Shen Qiu: Huh?
Shen Qiu: Huh?!!!
P.S. Beachcombing refers to the practice of people who live by the sea gathering or collecting seafood from tidal flats and reefs along the shore when the tide goes out, following the rhythm of the tides. [From Baidu Baike]
The author isn't an expert either, TUT, so please point out any errors.
1. Both are each other's one and only; 1v1; happy ending.
2. Set in a fictional world where same-sex marriage is legal.
3. A fluffy, sweet story with no angst, cute and silly, not a thought in sight.
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"The Cat Is Secretly in Love with Me?!"
Also known as "That Cat Has Ulterior Motives!"
Lin Miao has a superpower: ever since he was little, he's been able to understand cats.
It's not a particularly powerful ability, but Lin Miao loves it.
He'd rather crouch down and meow back and forth with a cat than talk to people.
Thanks to his superpower, Lin Miao knows cats inside and out, and he joins a stray cat rescue group in college.
He also learns a lot about cats.
For example:
Most cats can't understand human speech. They only know words like "food" and "snacks." And a lot of the time, even when cats understand, they just can't be bothered to pay attention to their human servants.
Most cats have simple thoughts, and their meows don't mean much. Translated, they say things like "The weather is nice" or "I'm still hungry."
One day, he meets an especially chatty, greasy orange cat.
The orange cat's first words are: "Mrow, " Honey! Come pet me!
Lin Miao: Pfft
He's heard cats call their humans "servants" and "two-legs," but what do you mean, "honey"?!!!
After that, he hears even more lewd remarks from this cat.
But it's just a cat. What bad intentions could a cat possibly have~
Maybe the chubby orange one is just a bit smarter than most.
Lin Miao smiles affectionately and strokes the cat's head. "Good kitty. Eat up."
Later, during a volunteer event with the rescue group, Lin Miao meets a young man named Lan Shen.
His smiling eyes look exactly like the chubby orange cat's when it makes those lewd remarks.
Lin Miao: Impossible, impossible. It must be my imagination.
That night, he runs into the chubby orange cat again, grumbling as it approaches.
Chubby Orange: "Meow, meow, " Honey, you were so cold to me today, boohoo!
Crash
Lin Miao falls off his stool.
A fluffy, brainless romance!
Also by the author, a similar Book Transmigration entertainment-industry story: "So, Are You Straight or Gay? [Book Transmigration]"
A goofy, dim-witted "straight guy" struggles to protect his virtue.
Theme: Love life and stay positive.
It's just that the plot progresses relatively quickly, and some things jump right away. Friends suddenly appear at the beginning, and the timeline develops too fast later, which makes it feel like it's fragmented. Suddenly it's a year later. It jumps too fast, and it feels like it hasn't been explained clearly. I also felt some things while reading. Something is wrong, it seems a bit empty, maybe because there are few specific descriptions of the environment and events (I don't know the specifics), but I can't form a picture in my mind... But overall, this novel is actually quite good. It's a sweet little article that I enjoyed reading. The author keeps up the good work.
Ah ah ah, great, lovers finally get married!!!! Congratulations on the completion!
Except for the description of the emotional line, it is indeed a bit flat, but I have to say that it is really sweet... Hehe, I love reading sweet articles! But I think my wife can work hard and write high-quality sweet articles!
The emotional line is unclear, the plot is not detailed, there is no conflict and no explosive points, so be cautious
Article coming soon! Click to watch -> "When a Straight Man from Kongtong penetrates into a dog-blooded pornographic article" Let's see the sand sculpture struggling to survive in the flower market article Qiao is as straight as a straight man. He claims to be the most straight man in the universe and has settled in Kongtong Mountain for a long time. It just so happened that he had read a book. It was the only bloody and beautiful novel he had ever read. The whole text is full of thunder and lightning, and it is full of ancient Mary Sue flavor. And he... Became the best love interest in Danmei novels. The body is delicate and soft and easy to push down. The central theme is to make stuff with his incomparable good old Gong and several supporting characters. Logical plot? Eaten by a dog. The limits of the human body? Doesn't exist. Broad daylight? So what. Qiao Zizhi recalled the description in the article, shivered, and covered his back nervously. In order to maintain his own integrity, he worked hard to draw a clear line with the protagonist Li Tianze. Even if they are forced to form a team in a variety show, they will never come within one meter of him! Li Tianze worked hard to win the Best Actor Award in his previous life, but before he had time to enjoy life, he died suddenly the next day. Unexpectedly, God gave him a second chance and he was reborn! Although he is in another world, it does not prevent him from letting himself go and paddling happily. Li Tianze really liked this variety show he participated in after his rebirth. It was leisurely and happy, and he made many good friends. ... Except his teammates were always on the lookout for him with pepper spray in hand. They are all brothers, and I won't touch him! Li Tianze helplessly raised his forehead: I am a straight man! Really! Qiao Zizhi: Yes, yes, you are right, but I will not be fooled by appearances! As teammates, the two had to work together. Qiao Zi was frightened. But after getting along for a long time, he found that Li Tianze behaved normally. Qiao Zizhi pulled his friend over and asked, "Don't you think Li Tianze is gay?" "He? Where can I find it? Straight men are so gay and so gay." The friend said, showing him the video: an illustrated guide for contemporary male high school students. Qiao Zizhi slowly opened his mouth, shocked. Qiao Zi was relieved: he seemed to be really straight. Qiao Zizhi: "In that case, it's my fault. You will be my good buddy from now on!" Li Tianze looked at Qiao Zizhi, who was slow and had a big head. Li Tianze: I don't seem to be that straight. There is also a campus sweet article "Hun Ziyao's Guide to Love [King]", which is now available for pre-order~
Finished spreading flowers!!! 2023.8.20
Straight ball is yyds!!!
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
Finished spreading flowers, discovered by accident, not bad
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