The Eunuch Is One of the True Beauties, Part Two

The second book in the Eunuch series, titled The Eunuch Is Truly a Peerless Beauty: A Begonia Branch Presses Down a Pear Blossom. The series has now reached its ninth installment.

An irresponsible blurb from the author:

One day, the wealthy patron asks Song Yuan, "What kind of person do you want your beloved to be?"

Song Yuan: "My beloved has to be young and beautiful, chaste and loyal, and devoted to me without question!"

Xiao Xiao: "..."

Song Yuan: "And obedient and well-behaved, putting me first in everything and doing whatever I say!"

Xiao Xiao: "..."

Song Yuan: "Finally, even though I'm a eunuch, I have my dignity. Besides, I'm so powerful and impressive that everyone should worship me, and devote themselves to me alone!"

Xiao Xiao: "...Enough with all that nonsense. Let's break up."

Afterward, the wealthy patron asks Song Yuan, "Does your face hurt?"

Song Yuan covers his bruised, swollen face and gives a lecherous little chuckle.

Theme: I'm a professional at pairing people with eunuchs