(Modern background)
Hello, Taoist sister.
Do you know that it is difficult to be a human these days, and even more difficult to be a demon?
My fox hole has been dug, dug and shoveled by you, all the magic weapons have been scattered, and my fox children and grandchildren have been frightened - well, there is also a little niece who ended up in the pet market, and I need to go and redeem her in person.
Looking for trouble?
Just catching a bunch of pigs, you Taoist priests are not the best way to achieve performance.
Or, hehe... The time I had an affair with you three hundred years ago made the aloof and aloof Taoist Master Shi Wei feel that he had been ruined by such a dirty thing like me. He was so angry that his teeth itched with hatred and his heart trembled.
It's hard for you to miss me.
Leave the words here, and the next time someone comes to your door, I will definitely deal with you the same way I did three hundred years ago. Looking forward to it.
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Lin Shiwei went down the mountain to slay demons as usual and raided a strange dating agency.
An old matchmaker, a fox demon, was found inside, smiling sinisterly at her. At first glance, she was an acquaintance, and secondly, she was a habitual criminal.
Later, it was rumored that Fairy Shi Wei, who had always been selfless and selfless, was brutally humiliated. A bold evildoer took off her robe, pulled away three thousand black hair, and left hickeys all over her body.
This incident has simply shocked the entire Xuanmen world. Taoist Shi Wei is now half a golden immortal. I wonder how good that big demon is and how rampant it is?
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Before leaving, his disciple Chiqing knelt down and said, "Master, I'm afraid it will be a big disaster if I leave."
"That monster is well-behaved," Lin Shi raised his eyes coldly: "It's not very vicious."
Chiqing: "???"
The cold-toned and sultry Taoist x the genuine vixen (2024.10.7 Copywriting)
Intention: Face setbacks and difficulties, and rise to the occasion.