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Cen Wang was a zombie king who destroyed himself in the final days of the apocalypse. He accepted compensation from the System: a chance to be reborn as a powerful figure in the human world, with a well-behaved little cub thrown in as a bonus.
The newly reborn big shot Cen Wang looked at his badly injured legs in the wheelchair, then at the ugly cub in the beast cage, whose skin had peeled away to expose bloody flesh and who was barely clinging to life. He promptly shut off the System.
The ugly cub stayed anyway. It grew fur and turned into a fluffy white ball. One stroke earned a little howl, and it was clingy, too.
Clutching a baby bottle, it leaped onto Cen Wang's lap.
Awooo! Feed me!
It jumped out of the bathtub and bit Cen Wang's pant leg, its fur and eyes all damp.
Awooo~ Scrub my fur.
Cen Wang kept hovering on the brink of becoming a dad, but the soft, delicate little lion cub ran away.
Only after Cen Wang brought the System back online did he learn that he was a stepping stone for the male lead gong to rise to power in this world. The little white lion he'd lovingly raised was the great villain once rescued by the male lead shou, and after recovering his memories, he'd seize the male lead shou by force.
What should you do when your pet goes missing?
Let the male lead shou go, and lure it out.
They say that the disabled heir of the Cen family is hopelessly devoted to his little white lion. Unfortunately, he can't get around easily, so he hopes to find a partner who loves children like their own and will help raise the precious little one.
The male lead shou, burdened with the crucial task of stealing confidential information, eagerly showed up at the door. Who could have guessed that when he arrived at the former marshal's home, a giant white lion would lunge at him with its jaws wide open?
Male lead shou: I died before I even got started. Where's the cub you promised me?
Cen Wang grabbed the great white lion by the tail. The majestic beast transformed into a beautiful white-haired, blue-eyed young man, who looked back at him with aggrieved eyes. “Why are you pulling the little darling's tail?”
Cen Wang: ...That's hot.
The male lead shou, watching from the shadows: A life-or-death romance between a handsome man and a beast? Got it, I'll back off!
One day, everyone was astonished to see the disabled heir of the Cen family back on his feet, looking dashing as he boarded a spaceship with a beautiful young man in his arms. His precious little white lion was nowhere to be seen.
Li Si smiled at the camera. “The little darling's past his expiration date. I'm his big darling now.”
Everyone: Such a spicy romance!
[Blurb for The Farmer's Beautiful Little Merman]
Jiang Yindong dreamed that he died a tragic death.
In the dream, he admired the impoverished young man Ji Ning and scrimped and saved to bring him meat and rice. Suddenly, the young man came into a fortune and once again became someone the little village could only aspire to.
By chance, Jiang Yindong discovered that the young man he loved had secretly kept a bewitching beauty in his bathhouse.
He angrily demanded an explanation, but his childhood friend arrived to take the young man back to the city and trampled Jiang Yindong to death with a single hoof.
Jiang Yindong: He's just an honest, poor man. How could he possibly suffer such a fate?
Following the events from his dream, Jiang Yindong found the beauty he'd glimpsed for only an instant. He parted his thick, seaweed-like black hair, revealing a captivating face, as a pearl rolled from the corner of the merman's eye...
Without hesitation, Jiang Yindong carried the merman away.
Pearls were worth a lot of money.
Faced with the beautiful little merman, Jiang Yindong was cold and stern. “Cry.”
The merman reluctantly shed a few pearl tears, which the man tucked inside his shirt.
The next morning, Jiang Yindong woke up scowling, his upper body soaked. Every last pearl had melted into water.
Jiang Yindong was cold and hard-hearted. “Go catch some fish.”
The merman sheepishly rubbed his fingers together. “I, I don't know how to catch fish.”
What a loss!
A few of the merman's uses:
When the little green-tea lad came by to beg for things, saying,
“We don't have enough rice or flour at home...”
The little merman on the bed wiggled the tip of his tail and shoved a handful of sunflower seeds into his mouth. Chewing, he said with a troubled, guilty look, “Sigh, it's all my fault for eating so much. Now Brother Dong doesn't have any food saved to lend to his unfortunate friend...”
The lad ran off before he could even finish.
When Jiang Yindong was restless at night and couldn't fall asleep,
The little merman sharing his bed rubbed his hands together. “Brother Dong, I'll help you sleep well.”
In the end, Jiang Yindong held the beautiful young man, whose tail had turned into legs. What a bargain!
At first, the merman took advantage of the poor, uncouth farmer's ignorance and made him grand promises.
“I promise I'll produce pearls as soon as I can!”
Later, when the pearls melted into water, the merman hurriedly tried to appease the poor man with his tail.
“My scales! My fish scales are worth a lot!”
Unfortunately, this time the poor man had gotten smarter. He wasn't interested in a few little scales. He wanted the whole tail!
The little merman, held by the tail and unable to move, sobbed miserably.
The tail belonged to the man, so naturally he could control the legs it turned into as well.
Later, the merman found his chance, packed his things, and moved out of the Jiang household.
He waited a long time, but the poor man never came to take him home. Instead, word spread through the village that the man was getting married.
Pearl tears pattered down onto the little wooden bed...
Under cover of darkness, the little merman snuck back to the man's house again.
[Next up: "After the Scum Gong and the Universally Hated One Enter a Marriage Alliance". Please add it to your reading list!]
The wealthy older man Liang Yue was invited to appear on a dating reality show.
Before filming began, he discovered that he was a scum gong in a novel, already married and about to join the show to seduce the pure and adorable male lead shou.
Unfortunately, he ran into his secret husband, Ye Cheng.
Ye Cheng was adopted by the Ye family. He was gloomy, liked to ride on other people's fame, and bullied the male lead shou. To marry into a wealthy family, he used underhanded tactics to take the male lead shou's place in his arranged marriage with Liang Yue. His adoptive parents despised him, and the whole internet cursed him.
In the novel, Liang Yue took revenge on behalf of the cutie and made the universally hated one suffer an utterly miserable fate.
Liang Yue: Hmm... What exactly did I do to him?
On the dating show, Liang Yue swiped past the male lead shou's plain features and chose the universally hated one as his partner.
For a failed challenge, the penalty was to sit on your partner's lap and eat.
The universally hated one's body went stiff. Liang Yue stumbled over his words. “Baby, you're soft.”
He thought the comment would annoy him, but the gloomy universally hated one's ears turned bright red. He stammered, “Y-You're pretty hard, too.”
The male lead shou looked like he'd just eaten something rotten.
During a biscuit challenge, the universally hated one couldn't bite down in time and fell far behind the male lead shou.
Liang Yue smiled. “Looks like you'll have to do another penalty challenge.”
The universally hated one beat the male lead shou by a second and kissed Liang Yue on the lips. He apologized stiffly. “I had to do it to win.”
Liang Yue smiled, unbothered. “As long as you didn't use your tongue.”
Looking at the universally hated one's moist, rosy lips, Liang Yue wondered how anyone could hate him. His mouth was pretty sweet.
Before the show aired, the whole internet waited for the drama. Clickbait headlines did their thing: Click here to see the ill-tempered, demanding wealthy old man and the gloomy, unruly universally hated one tear into each other.
Everyone said this gossip was almost too much to stomach!
["Old Man" smiling.jpg]
[Universally hated one!? He's clearly a gorgeous man who's all talk and soft everywhere else!]
[Can't wait to see you two tear into each other in bed!]
After the show, Liang Yue was about to talk to Ye Cheng about ending their marriage when, on a rainy day, he found a shivering stray cat.
Liang Yue took him home and said considerately, “Make yourself at home. I don't live here.”
The universally hated one, drenched from head to toe, lowered his head. “You just don't want to see me...”
Liang Yue smiled. “I'm afraid I might not be able to stop myself from doing something to you.”
Ye Cheng blushed. “Then you don't have to stop yourself.”
Liang Yue: ?
Later...
Liang Yue: Hmm, the original plot was great after all. This is really fun.
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One day, evidence of the Ye family's illegal activities was suddenly released. Their company went bankrupt in no time, and the male lead shou, the Ye family's biological son, fell from grace.
The adopted son Ye Cheng's miserable childhood was exposed, and his top-tier looks won him countless fans. Job offers poured in. On screen, Ye Cheng outperformed a host of celebrities in sports and artistic events. Beneath his once-terrible reputation lay a talent others envied.
People realized that even after becoming a star, Ye Cheng remained cool and aloof, yet one word from Liang Yue was enough to make him blush from his ears to his neck.
The ship's fans cheered and waved their banners.
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Ye Cheng was exposed for kissing a young thug outside a hotel. People in the industry mocked him, saying that the canary had grown its wings and the wealthy old man had been abandoned.
The increasingly down-and-out male lead shou heard that the wealthy old man preferred thin, gloomy young men. He hurriedly threw on a flimsy white shirt and went to Liang Yue's home, only to arrive just as Ye Cheng was being dumped. He quickly raised his phone to livestream the scene.
“Don't be mad...”
On camera, Ye Cheng stood right in front of Liang Yue, his face and eyes red, about to be abandoned. The male lead shou thought, This is my chance!
Liang Yue: “I shouldn't be mad?”
Ye Cheng's bright eyes were frosty as he replied coldly, “Brother Yue, you should be mad. You're mature and steady. How could they make you look like some kind of thug?”
Liang Yue: “And how are you going to make it up to me?”
With red ears, Ye Cheng pleaded, “The new cat tail hasn't arrived yet. Please let me off this once, Brother.”
Liang Yue: ...He only wanted a kiss.
The male lead shou's phone dropped onto the grass. His fans saw stars, then slammed the table in fury.
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Theme: Growth requires companionship
After all, lions are indeed shorter (move their eyes) for two minutes, so it's normal.
Preview of "The Bird in the Palm Dressed as a Gloomy Villain", please collect it.
The joyful drama queen is sexually innocent but goes forward bravely to dominate the attack
Bai Ling was transformed into a young cannon fodder in a book whose engagement was broken off by the protagonist. His parents curry favor with the powerful, and in a blink of an eye, he was given to the protagonist's nemesis, the villain Yan Zhi.
The villain in the book is gloomy and perverted, with vicious methods, and the villain is a tool used to humiliate the protagonist.
When Bai Ling came through, he was struggling to resist. Father Zha had been starving him for three days and was about to slap him.
Bai Ling ducked sideways, picked up the small baggage in a second, and ran towards the villain outside the door.
He knocked on the villain's car window: Come and pick up your little bird.
When the car door opened, Bai Ling's legs went weak and she fell into the villain's arms.
The gloomy villain was shocked.
Bai Ling, who was dizzy and weak, said: Zzz
Is he still just a sick and weak bird?
Not long ago, Yan Zhi discovered that he was the villain in a book, and he kept his ex-fiancé, his arch-enemy. For the rest of his life, the Yan family was in a state of rapid decline.
Yan Zhi looked gloomy and waited patiently for his sweetheart in the car.
Caught off guard, I was swept away by warm fragrant soft jade.
Yan Zhi: It's good to do this.
Bai Ling knew very well that the villain kept a little villain, using him to confuse everyone's attention and make big moves in private. Bai Ling would add fuel to the fire from time to time.
But, why is there something wrong with the way the villain looks at him?
Bai Ling eats and drinks enough to stay healthy and enjoy herself as a canary, but is misunderstood by the villain as a fragile vase.
When Bai Ling sneezed, the villain fed him for three days; when Bai Ling played on the swing, the villain held him in his arms; when Bai Ling went shopping, the villain held his hand to prevent him from falling.
When the villain got tired of playing, he would squeeze his waist and rub his legs.
Bai Ling couldn't struggle, so she lay down and shook her legs: life is just like this.
However——
Bai Ling was shocked: "Where are you holding your hands?!"
The villain's face turned red, and he pulled out his belt with shaking hands.
Bai Ling's pupils were shaking: "Don't touch the porcelain, I'm a fragile little vase!"
Until the villain turned around, defeated the protagonist in a fight, and no longer needed to support the villain to provide cover, Bai Ling and the villain held a night-long farewell ceremony.
The next day, my whole body was sore and my white feathers fluttered: "Bye, my little bird will fly freely!"
Gong grabbed the soles of the little bird's feet and said, "Put on your socks and fly."
Later,
Bai Ling looked at the chain on her feet in shock: "You can trap your body, but you can't trap your free heart!"
The villain's face turned red, "Want to play this again?"
Xiao Bailing, a ceiling painter who loves pure love, suddenly transformed into a comic strip boss. Every frame made netizens blush and sweat with their hearts beating. If it weren't for the thin, white and slender hands and the pleasant and cheerful voice in the live broadcast room, fans almost thought that Xiao Bailing was being dressed.
Xiao Bailing chatted with netizens in the live broadcast room:
"Let's bravely explore new areas~"
"Personal experience? It's just a product of YY. Is that a gesture that mere mortals like us can do?"
"There's no such thing as an old attacker, isn't the Paper Man good?"
One day, in the live broadcast footage, a pair of hands with clear joints and silver rings clicked on Xiao Bailing's drawing, with a low and magnetic voice, "Did you draw last night's posture so quickly?"
The barrage is full of shit.
[Wait a minute, isn't this voice and this ring the business tycoon in the speech video that went viral on the Internet? ]
Everyone knows that when Yan Zhi has a favorite, he will be tortured by the ruthless Yan Zhi before abandoning him.
So at the banquet, the scumbag parents cried and behaved in an attempt to finally get some compensation; the protagonist who had been beaten regretted and wanted to rescue Bai Ling, but saw a rosy-faced and noble young master.
Bai Ling looked at the people who were about to move, and blinked at Yan Zhi: Get gloomy, scare them to death!
Yan Zhi touched his face with a heavy look on his face: "Are your eyes burning? I'll blow it for you."
He took Bai Ling's hand, held his face, and kissed her.
Everyone present was blinded by the same silver wedding ring.
Basement prison play! ? Tears of dissatisfaction shed from the corner of the mouth jpg.
I want to know what Cen Wang customized
It feels a bit sudden. Congratulations on the completion.
Damn, you are really good at writing.
The West is unique, how can this be said? !
Damn, can there be more emotional scenes?
You haven't felt it yet, but you will! Boss, hand it over again
After all, lions are indeed shorter (move their eyes) for two minutes, so it's normal.
Preview of "The Bird in the Palm Dressed as a Gloomy Villain", please collect it. The joyful drama queen is sexually innocent but goes forward bravely to dominate the attack Bai Ling was transformed into a young cannon fodder in a book whose engagement was broken off by the protagonist. His parents curry favor with the powerful, and in a blink of an eye, he was given to the protagonist's nemesis, the villain Yan Zhi. The villain in the book is gloomy and perverted, with vicious methods, and the villain is a tool used to humiliate the protagonist. When Bai Ling came through, he was struggling to resist. Father Zha had been starving him for three days and was about to slap him. Bai Ling ducked sideways, picked up the small baggage in a second, and ran towards the villain outside the door. He knocked on the villain's car window: Come and pick up your little bird. When the car door opened, Bai Ling's legs went weak and she fell into the villain's arms. The gloomy villain was shocked. Bai Ling, who was dizzy and weak, said: Zzz Is he still just a sick and weak bird? Not long ago, Yan Zhi discovered that he was the villain in a book, and he kept his ex-fiancé, his arch-enemy. For the rest of his life, the Yan family was in a state of rapid decline. Yan Zhi looked gloomy and waited patiently for his sweetheart in the car. Caught off guard, I was swept away by warm fragrant soft jade. Yan Zhi: It's good to do this. Bai Ling knew very well that the villain kept a little villain, using him to confuse everyone's attention and make big moves in private. Bai Ling would add fuel to the fire from time to time. But, why is there something wrong with the way the villain looks at him? Bai Ling eats and drinks enough to stay healthy and enjoy herself as a canary, but is misunderstood by the villain as a fragile vase. When Bai Ling sneezed, the villain fed him for three days; when Bai Ling played on the swing, the villain held him in his arms; when Bai Ling went shopping, the villain held his hand to prevent him from falling. When the villain got tired of playing, he would squeeze his waist and rub his legs. Bai Ling couldn't struggle, so she lay down and shook her legs: life is just like this. However—— Bai Ling was shocked: "Where are you holding your hands?!" The villain's face turned red, and he pulled out his belt with shaking hands. Bai Ling's pupils were shaking: "Don't touch the porcelain, I'm a fragile little vase!" Until the villain turned around, defeated the protagonist in a fight, and no longer needed to support the villain to provide cover, Bai Ling and the villain held a night-long farewell ceremony. The next day, my whole body was sore and my white feathers fluttered: "Bye, my little bird will fly freely!" Gong grabbed the soles of the little bird's feet and said, "Put on your socks and fly." Later, Bai Ling looked at the chain on her feet in shock: "You can trap your body, but you can't trap your free heart!" The villain's face turned red, "Want to play this again?" Xiao Bailing, a ceiling painter who loves pure love, suddenly transformed into a comic strip boss. Every frame made netizens blush and sweat with their hearts beating. If it weren't for the thin, white and slender hands and the pleasant and cheerful voice in the live broadcast room, fans almost thought that Xiao Bailing was being dressed. Xiao Bailing chatted with netizens in the live broadcast room: "Let's bravely explore new areas~" "Personal experience? It's just a product of YY. Is that a gesture that mere mortals like us can do?" "There's no such thing as an old attacker, isn't the Paper Man good?" One day, in the live broadcast footage, a pair of hands with clear joints and silver rings clicked on Xiao Bailing's drawing, with a low and magnetic voice, "Did you draw last night's posture so quickly?" The barrage is full of shit. [Wait a minute, isn't this voice and this ring the business tycoon in the speech video that went viral on the Internet? ] Everyone knows that when Yan Zhi has a favorite, he will be tortured by the ruthless Yan Zhi before abandoning him. So at the banquet, the scumbag parents cried and behaved in an attempt to finally get some compensation; the protagonist who had been beaten regretted and wanted to rescue Bai Ling, but saw a rosy-faced and noble young master. Bai Ling looked at the people who were about to move, and blinked at Yan Zhi: Get gloomy, scare them to death! Yan Zhi touched his face with a heavy look on his face: "Are your eyes burning? I'll blow it for you." He took Bai Ling's hand, held his face, and kissed her. Everyone present was blinded by the same silver wedding ring.
Basement prison play! ? Tears of dissatisfaction shed from the corner of the mouth jpg.
I want to know what Cen Wang customized
It feels a bit sudden. Congratulations on the completion.
Damn, you are really good at writing.
The West is unique, how can this be said? !
Damn, can there be more emotional scenes?
You haven't felt it yet, but you will! Boss, hand it over again
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