The Crown Princess Only Wants to Argue (Transmigrate into a Book)

My next book will be The Lazy Princess Consort Wins Again. Coming soon: The Beloved Crown Princess Only Wants to Die (Transmigration into a Book) (blurb below). Please add them to your reading list ^3^!

Blurb: [Female lead transmigrates into a book, ridiculous story with a devoted-to-his-wife male lead]

When Chi Jing wakes up, she discovers that she has become the vicious Crown Princess in a male-oriented novel, and has also been bound to a nitpicking System.

The System tells Chi Jing that to complete her mission, she must find ways to anger Crown Prince Zhao Lingcheng, constantly arguing with him to lower his affection for her until it reaches zero.

So the honest Chi Jing has no choice but to start causing a ruckus and picking fights in the Eastern Palace.

When Zhao Lingcheng eagerly gets ready to dine at his favorite restaurant,

Chi Jing coolly mocks him: "Seriously? Am I the only one who thinks the food here is just so-so?"

When Zhao Lingcheng gets hurt and can't go hunting at the royal hunting grounds,

Chi Jing drawls, "How come everyone else can go, but you can't?"

One time, Zhao Lingcheng catches her making all kinds of excuses to avoid sharing his bed, while secretly reading naughty comic books.

Chi Jing sits up straight, perfectly composed: "If it exists, it's reasonable. If you think you can do better, then go ahead!"

Zhao Lingcheng smiles. "You said it yourself. Don't you dare regret it!"

After a night together, Zhao Lingcheng lazily props up his head and looks at Chi Jing, who is thoroughly worn out beside him. Raising an eyebrow, he asks, "Woman, do you still dare argue with me?"

Chi Jing clutches the covers and musters her ultimate comeback: "That's it?"

Chi Jing works hard at studying and diligently plays the nitpicker. Hearing the System announce Zhao Lingcheng's steadily falling affection for her, she thinks victory is within reach. But then

System: [Warning! Zhao Lingcheng has fallen for you. Affection +10086!]

[Warning! Danger! Zhao Lingcheng is in love with you. Affection +10000000000!]

Chi Jing: ??

*

After the arrogant Crown Prince Zhao Lingcheng falls unconscious from being poisoned, he wakes up and unexpectedly discovers that he can hear other people's thoughts.

Once he gains the ability to read minds, Zhao Lingcheng discovers that plenty of people have been lying to him, including his Crown Princess, who argues with him at every turn.

On the surface, Chi Jing is always bouncing around him, endlessly talking back and picking fights. But all she thinks about is:

[What if that bastard gets hurt? What am I supposed to do with my life? Waaaah.]

[Oh no, why isn't he blowing his top this time? Did I actually make him sick with anger? Let me take a look...]

Chi Jing quietly pokes her little head out, only to meet Zhao Lingcheng's smiling eyes.

Tsk. A tough mouth and a soft heart is just too cute!

[Bonus scene]:

Rumors in the palace say that before the Empress became Empress, she used to argue and bicker with His Majesty all day when she was Crown Princess. Since she is the only woman in his harem, he must be waiting for a chance to secretly kill her.

Until one day, a gust of wind accidentally blows open the main hall doors, and the palace attendants see His Majesty holding the Empress around the waist and clinging to her, whining: "Wifey, boo-hoo-hoo. I went to discuss state affairs with the ministers and got back fifteen minutes late. It's all my fault. Don't ignore me!"

A useless, beloved, nitpicking Crown Princess x a foul-mouthed Crown Prince who says one thing and means another, loves to dote on her, and is clingy

[Reading Guide]

1. One-on-one, HE, and both leads are pure in body and mind. The male lead is obedient, great in bed, clingy, and devoted to his wife!

2. The setting is fictional, so don't nitpick the history. The main and supporting characters, good and bad alike, are all ridiculous. Having fun is what matters!

3. This isn't a female-lead-centered political intrigue story. There's basically no household or palace infighting. The focus is romance and silly, happy everyday life.

4. Daily updates once it starts, no abandoning the story. Mwah!

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Coming soon: The Lazy Princess Consort Wins Again

[Female lead transmigrates, ridiculous story with a devoted-to-his-wife male lead]

When Wei Wanzhu wakes up, she has become a newly married princess consort brought in to bring good fortune to a sick prince.

The cold prince dislikes her. On their wedding night, he tosses her the key to the treasury and warns her that she shouldn't expect to get anything else from him.

Everyone in the prince's household: Poor thing. The princess consort has just arrived and is already out of favor. All she has for company is a pile of cold gold and silver. She must be so upset she's crying her eyes out.

Meanwhile, Wei Wanzhu is rolling around in the money, grinning from ear to ear.

Her lifelong wish from her previous life, to get rich overnight, has finally come true. Wei Wanzhu decides to be a lazy fish and lie flat. From now on, she'll eat, drink, and have fun, play with cats and walk dogs, and absolutely never take the initiative to ask about or provoke the man who is only her husband in name.

But to her utter surprise, he comes looking for her himself:

"Princess Consort, what are you eating? Let me try some."

"Princess Consort, move over a little and make room for me."

"Princess Consort, perhaps you... want to consummate the marriage?"

Wei Wanzhu: !!! What did you say? Say that again?

Didn't we agree I wouldn't get anything else from you?

*

Prince Jing, Shang Tingyu, once falls unconscious from illness. The emperor decides to send him a suitable bride to bring him good fortune.

But in a dream, he has already seen that this princess consort is a spy planted in his household by someone with ulterior motives. Soon, she will betray him again and again, collude with assassins, and plot to take his life.

Seeing through it all, Shang Tingyu smiles darkly. Excellent.

He secretly writes the dates down in a little notebook, ready to seize the spy when the time is right.

But

When Wei Wanzhu is supposed to steal his secret letter in the middle of the night, she is hugging her bedding and sleeping sprawled out.

Shang Tingyu cautiously pokes her. "Wake up. Did you forget something?"

Wei Wanzhu: "What? I'm tired. Let me sleep a little longer."

Shang Tingyu: ??

When Wei Wanzhu is supposed to work with someone on the inside to frame him for treason,

she has just eaten too much and come back from walking the dog. Looking at the guards surrounding the prince's residence, she asks sincerely, "So many people! Is there a show?"

Shang Tingyu: ????

Shang Tingyu refuses to believe it. He is sure this woman is hiding her true nature, so on the day he was supposed to be attacked in his dream, he deliberately gives her an opportunity. He waits for Wei Wanzhu to show her true colors and stab him in the back, so he can catch her in the act.

Who knew Wei Wanzhu would suddenly spring into action, kick away the assassin rushing at him, and protect him with all her might? "Don't be afraid, husband. I'll protect you!"

Shang Tingyu: ????? What on earth went wrong?

#You want to kill my cash cow husband? I'll fight you to the death!

#If he dies, who's going to keep me rich and let me be a lazy fish?

*

Later, the noblewomen of the capital keep asking Wei Wanzhu how she got the cold-hearted Prince Jing to fall so deeply in love with her and do whatever she says.

Wei Wanzhu lies back and answers honestly, "I really don't know. He just insisted on shamelessly clinging to me."

The noblewomen of the capital: !!!

A scheming little white rabbit who just wants to lie flat, but makes sure anyone who crosses her pays for it x a purehearted big bad wolf who pretends to be cold at first, then falls hard, becoming clingy, jealous, and obsessed with his wife

[Reading Guide]

1. One-on-one, both leads are virgins, HE. The male lead is devoted to his wife. A silly, spicy (not really) sweet story. The female lead is the primary wife from the moment she marries in, never a concubine.

2. Before transmigrating, the female lead was a ninth-degree sanda practitioner. She isn't a delicate beauty, just a lazy fish who usually can't be bothered to move. The male lead pretends to be frail, but he's very capable in certain areas (winks)!

3. The setting is fictional, so don't nitpick the history.

4. A completely unrestrained, silly story. How far it goes depends on the author's state of mind. Whatever's fun goes.

Coming soon: The Beloved Crown Princess Only Wants to Die (Transmigration into a Book)

[Warning: Ridiculous story with a devoted-to-his-wife male lead, one-on-one, both leads are virgins, HE. The male lead never liked the original heroine in the original book either. It's all a misunderstanding.]

Yu Xing transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue novel and becomes a vicious Crown Princess who loves the Crown Prince but can't have him, and does every awful thing imaginable.

The System tells her that if she wants to stay alive, she has to diligently follow the original plot and gallop down the road to her own destruction.

The Crown Prince, Pei Zhiang, is a supporting character who has a "crush" on the original heroine.

Yu Xing pretends to be sick and makes a scene to stop him from meeting the original heroine.

Who knew Pei Zhiang, who has always hated the original owner, would be so worried that he runs straight to her bedside? "What's wrong? Where does it hurt? Be good, I'll rub it for you."

Yu Xing: ??

Yu Xing mocks the original heroine to her face, calling her ugly and lowborn.

Pei Zhiang unhesitatingly takes Yu Xing's side and echoes his wife: "She's right. Compared to my Crown Princess, you don't even come close!"

Yu Xing: ??

The original heroine is mistreated by her older legitimate sister and runs to the Eastern Palace in tears.

Pei Zhiang folds his arms and points at her scornfully. "Haven't you eaten? Cry louder. My Crown Princess loves watching."

Yu Xing, who hasn't even had a chance to stir up trouble yet: ??

You must have some kind of problem.

*

One day, Crown Prince Pei Zhiang is struck by lightning and inexplicably contracts a strange illness.

A voice in his ear tells him that if he doesn't want to die, he has to survive by accumulating affection from his Crown Princess, Yu Xing.

Pei Zhiang clutches his faintly aching chest, grinding his teeth as he throws himself at her every day. He just wants to see this through and then hurry up and strangle Yu Xing.

After holding out until the mission is nearly complete, Pei Zhiang smiles wickedly and reaches for Yu Xing's neck as she sleeps in his arms, then ruthlessly

Pulls her close and kisses her.

#My wife is just too cute. I'd better keep her around for a while.#

[Reading Guide]

1. One-on-one, both leads are virgins, HE. The male lead is devoted to his wife, and never liked the original heroine, either in the original book or this story!

2. The setting is fictional, so don't nitpick the history!

3. No household or palace intrigue. This is an unrestrained, silly story. I'll write whatever makes me happy.

Theme: The wife comes first!