Next up: The Idle Princess Consort Wins Again. On my to-read list: The Beloved Crown Princess Only Wants to Die (Transmigrated into a Book) (blurb below). Please add them to your reading list ^3^!
Blurb: [Female lead transmigrates into a book, hilarious and sweet]
He Jin saved a dog, so the Immortal Dog Taoist arranged for her to transmigrate into the male-oriented political drama novel she was reading. She became the foremost villainess, the character with the best hand in the whole book, who kept digging her own grave and ultimately met the most gruesome end.
He Jin just wanted to curse: Is this stupid dog trying to repay me? It's obviously here to get revenge!
The customer service voice comforted He Jin. Becoming Miss He Er wasn't all bad. As a crazy lunatic, for instance, she wouldn't need to worry about breaking character.
And as long as she stopped courting death by provoking and bullying the male lead, Xie Xing'an, she had a good chance of surviving to the end and enjoying a blissful life as a top-tier rich beauty.
Fine. She made up her mind to avoid the plot while it was still manageable, stop digging her own grave, and get the male lead to forget about her as soon as possible.
But after she kept running into Xie Xing'an for no apparent reason and wound up on the original plot's path to an imperial marriage decree...
He Jin was exhausted. She felt as if Heaven had been playing her for a fool. She didn't want to play anymore. She was ready to kneel and beg the male lead to just make it quick.
She bent her knees, about to kneel, when Xie Xing'an, who was rising rapidly through the ranks, smiled and helped her up. "Wife, can't wait to bow at the wedding altar with your husband?"
He Jin: ???
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The male lead of an old-school political drama, Xie Xing'an, starts low and rises high. After his family is destroyed, Miss He Er is always at the forefront of bullying him. He keeps a calm expression in public, but in private he has already started writing down every grievance in a little notebook, one stroke at a time.
But as he keeps recording them, he suddenly realizes the willful, violent young lady seems to have been possessed.
After being possessed, she becomes sweet and timid. When she sees him, she even blushes and runs away.
Stirred by her strange behavior, Lord Xie thinks it over and finally reaches a conclusion: She loves me? She's embarrassed? She doesn't want me to know how she feels?
I see...
It's not right to make a young girl pine for him day and night.
Xie Xing'an decides to take responsibility: marry her, dote on her, and be the one to pursue her for a change.
A little scene:
Years later, the children ask their father to tell them the story of the past. When they ask how Xie Xing'an managed to marry their beautiful mother, he replies:
"Of course, I have to give credit to... a man's sense of responsibility."
He Jin: "...You're just as shameless as you were back then."
Xie Xing'an: "Did my shamelessness win your heart, wife?"
Amid the world's countless sorrows and joys, you and I share in the glory.
Hilarious flatterer x secretly flirtatious hypocrite
Reading Guide: 1. One-on-one, both leads are virgins, happy ending. The male lead is faithful.
2. Set in a fictional world, no need to research historical details.
3. A carefree, silly comedy, not palace intrigue or household intrigue, but a mock court struggle.
The author is a simple soul. There's little focus on careers, mostly silly everyday life and romance.
4. Guaranteed not to abandon the story. Please check out my upcoming works, dears QAQ
Cute divider
Upcoming: The Idle Princess Consort Wins Again
[Female lead transmigrates, silly story with a faithful male lead]
Wei Wanzhu wakes up to find she has transmigrated into the body of a newly married princess consort who was brought in to bring good fortune to the prince.
The cold prince can't stand her. On their wedding night, he merely tosses her the key to his treasury and warns her that she can expect nothing else from him.
The people in the prince's manor feel sorry for her. The princess consort has barely arrived and is already out of favor. All she has for company is cold, hard silver and gold. Surely she's crying her eyes out.
Meanwhile, Wei Wanzhu is busy rolling around in her piles of money, grinning from ear to ear.
Her dream from her past life of getting rich overnight has finally come true. Wei Wanzhu decides to be a lazy fish and lie flat, spending her days eating, drinking, having fun, playing with cats and walking dogs. She absolutely won't go out of her way to bother the good-for-nothing husband with whom she has only a nominal relationship.
But to her utter surprise, he comes to her himself:
"Princess Consort, what's that in your hand? Let me try some."
"Princess Consort, scoot over a little and make room for me."
"Princess Consort, perhaps you... want to consummate our marriage?"
Wei Wanzhu: !!! What did you say? Say that again?
Didn't we agree I wouldn't get anything else from you?
*
Prince Jing, Shang Tingyu, once fell unconscious from an illness. The emperor arranged for a princess consort with a compatible birth chart to marry him and bring him good fortune.
But Shang Tingyu had already foreseen in a dream that she was a spy planted in his manor by someone with ulterior motives. Before long, she would betray him again and again, collude with assassins, and plot to take his life.
Shang Tingyu saw through it all and smiled darkly. Good.
He secretly noted the dates in his little notebook, ready to capture the spy when the time was right.
However...
When Wei Wanzhu was supposed to steal his secret letter in the middle of the night, she was fast asleep, sprawled out with the blankets wrapped around her.
Shang Tingyu tentatively poked her. "Wake up. Did you forget something?"
Wei Wanzhu: "What? I'm tired. Let me sleep a little longer."
Shang Tingyu: ???
When Wei Wanzhu was supposed to work with an accomplice to frame him for treason,
she had just come back from walking the dog after eating too much. Looking at the guards surrounding the prince's manor, she asked sincerely, "So many people! Is something exciting happening?"
Shang Tingyu: ????
Shang Tingyu refused to believe his luck and was certain this woman was hiding her true nature. So he deliberately gave her an opportunity on the day of the assassination he'd seen in his dream, waiting for Wei Wanzhu to reveal herself and stab him in the back so he could catch her red-handed.
But Wei Wanzhu suddenly sprang into action like an idle fish, kicking the oncoming assassin away and shielding him. "Don't be afraid, husband! I'll protect you!"
Shang Tingyu: ????? What on earth went wrong?
#You want to kill my walking ATM husband? I'll fight you to the death!
#If he kicks the bucket, who'll guarantee my rich, carefree life?
*
Later, the noblewomen of the capital all ask Wei Wanzhu how she got the cold-hearted Prince Jing to love her so deeply and obey her in everything.
Wei Wanzhu lies down and answers honestly, "I really don't know. He insisted on shamelessly clinging to me all by himself."
The noblewomen of the capital: !!!
A black-hearted little rabbit who only wants to lie flat but is no pushover x a formerly cold and aloof man who comes around, becomes clingy, jealous, and lovesick
Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one, both leads are virgins, happy ending. The male lead is faithful, and the female lead is his legal wife from the start, never a concubine.
2. Before transmigrating, the female lead had a ninth-degree black belt in combat sports. She's not a delicate beauty, just too lazy to move most of the time. The male lead pretends to be frail, but is very capable in certain areas (winks)!
3. Set in a fictional world, no need to research historical details.
4. A completely carefree comedy. The degree of silliness depends on the author's mental state. We'll do whatever's fun.
Upcoming: The Beloved Crown Princess Only Wants to Die (Transmigrated into a Book)
[Warning: silly story with a faithful male lead, one-on-one, both leads are virgins, happy ending. Even in the original book, the male lead never liked the original heroine. It was all a misunderstanding.]
Yu Xing transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue novel and becomes a villainous crown princess who loves the crown prince but can't have him, and does every bad thing imaginable.
The System tells her that if she wants to live, she must diligently follow the original plot and race down the road to her own doom.
The crown prince, Pei Zhi'ang, is a supporting character who is "secretly in love" with the original heroine.
Yu Xing pretends to be sick and throws a tantrum to stop him from meeting the original heroine.
But the usually hostile Pei Zhi'ang rushes to her bedside in a panic. "What's wrong? Where does it hurt? Be good, I'll rub it for you."
Yu Xing: ???
Yu Xing mocks the original heroine to her face for being ugly and lowborn.
Without hesitation, Pei Zhi'ang takes her side and chimes in, "She's right. Compared to my crown princess, you don't even measure up!"
Yu Xing: ???
The original heroine is mistreated by her elder sister and runs to the Eastern Palace in tears.
Pei Zhi'ang folds his arms and sneers at her. "Didn't eat today? Cry louder. My crown princess loves watching."
Yu Xing, who hasn't had a chance to stir up trouble yet: ???
There has to be something wrong with you.
*
One day, the crown prince Pei Zhi'ang is struck by lightning and inexplicably develops a strange illness.
A voice in his ear tells him that if he doesn't want to die, he must survive by accumulating love from his crown princess, Yu Xing.
Pei Zhi'ang clutches his aching chest, gritting his teeth as he clings to her every day. He just wants to strangle Yu Xing as soon as this is over.
Finally, when the task is nearly complete, Pei Zhi'ang smiles wickedly and reaches for Yu Xing's neck as she sleeps in his arms, then viciously...
Pulls her close and kisses her.
#My wife's just too cute. Maybe I'll keep her around for now.#
Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one, both leads are virgins, happy ending. The male lead is faithful and has never liked the original heroine, either in the original book or in this story!
2. Set in a fictional world, no need to research historical details!
3. Not household or palace intrigue. A carefree comedy, written however the author feels like.
Theme: Live in harmony and friendship, and reject bloody violence
Haha, the sentence "My face was scalded by boiling water" reminds me of when Tong Xiangyu put on rouge in "Wulin Gaiden"
"Xie Xing'an's Ceiling of Male Morality"
Although I skipped reading, I still enjoyed reading most of the first part. The characters of the male protagonist and female protagonist are very rich. Hehe, but what makes me a bit PTSD is that there are too many female supporting characters in the front. I hope that there will be more female supporting characters chasing the female protagonist and the male protagonist will be jealous. When I saw the extra chapter, I thank the author for not writing about two people dying of old age. That would be too melancholy. This is just right. It leaves a little melancholy of aging, but also enjoys the joy of family love.
Little Ajin actually practices martial arts secretly behind my back. She promised to be a fisherman. TAT
It's quite enjoyable to read in one sitting.
Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Self-fanning, hahahahahaha
He is not active in eating melons and has problems with his thinking.
Little Ah Jin is only 15 years old, so this is a real punishment. The maximum penalty is the death penalty starting from three years.
It's so funny, I don't really approve of these two men in black Oscars without you.