[I’m Working on It, I’m Working on It] The Couch-Potato Princess Consort Wins Again by Doing Nothing

[The heroine transmigrates. A comedic story about a man who follows the rules of virtuous conduct.]

Wei Wanzhu wakes up one morning to find she has transmigrated into the role of a newly married princess consort, sent to bring good fortune to a sickly prince.

The cold prince wants nothing to do with her. On their wedding night, he tosses her the key to his treasury and warns her not to expect anything else from him.

Everyone in the prince's household feels sorry for her. The princess consort has only just arrived and has already fallen out of favor. With nothing but cold, hard riches for company, she must be crying her eyes out.

Meanwhile, Wei Wanzhu is busy rolling around in piles of money, grinning from ear to ear.

Her wish from her previous life to get rich overnight has finally come true. Wei Wanzhu decides to be a lazy fish and lie flat. From now on, she'll eat, drink, and have fun every day, play with cats and walk dogs, and absolutely never go out of her way to ask about or provoke the useless husband she's married to in name only.

But to her utter surprise, he comes after her himself:

"Princess Consort, what are you holding? Let me have a taste."

"Princess Consort, move over a little and make room for me."

"Princess Consort, perhaps you... want to consummate the marriage?"

Wei Wanzhu: "!!! What did you say? Say that again!"

Didn't you say I couldn't have anything else?

*

Prince Jing, Shang Tingyu, once fell unconscious due to illness. The emperor made the decision to send him a princess consort whose birth details were compatible with his, to bring him good fortune.

But Shang Tingyu had already foreseen in a dream that this princess consort was actually a spy planted in his household by someone with ulterior motives. Before long, she would betray him again and again, collude with assassins, and try to take his life.

Shang Tingyu, who saw through it all, gave a sinister smile. "Excellent."

He secretly noted the dates in a little book, preparing to seize the spy when the time was right.

But--

When Wei Wanzhu was supposed to sneak in at midnight and steal his secret letter, she was fast asleep, sprawled out with her bedding wrapped around her.

Shang Tingyu cautiously poked her. "Wake up. Did you forget something?"

Wei Wanzhu: "What? I'm tired. Let me sleep a little longer."

Shang Tingyu: "???"

When Wei Wanzhu was supposed to work with someone on the inside and frame him for treason,

she had just come back from walking the dog after eating too much. Looking at the guards surrounding the prince's mansion, she asked sincerely, "Wow, there are so many people. Is there something fun to watch?"

Shang Tingyu: "????"

Shang Tingyu refused to believe it. He was sure this woman was hiding her true nature, so on the day of the assassination from his dream, he deliberately gave her an opportunity. He waited for Wei Wanzhu to reveal her true colors and stab him in the back, so he could catch her in the act.

But Wei Wanzhu sprang into action like a lazy fish suddenly brought to life. She kicked the charging assassin away and shielded him tightly. "Don't be afraid, husband. I'll protect you!"

Shang Tingyu: "????? What on earth went wrong?"

#Dare you kill my walking ATM husband? I'll fight you to the death!

#If he kicks the bucket, who's going to keep me in luxury while I live the lazy life?

*

Later, the noble ladies of the capital all ask Wei Wanzhu how she got the cold-hearted Prince Jing to fall so deeply in love with her and do whatever she says.

Wei Wanzhu lies back and answers honestly, "I really don't know. He just insisted on shamelessly sticking to me."

The noble ladies of the capital: "!!!"

A scheming little black-hearted rabbit who only wants to lie flat but makes anyone who crosses her regret it, paired with a gray wolf who pretends to be cold at first, then comes around and turns into a clingy, jealous, love-struck romantic who dotes on his wife

[Reader's guide]

1. One-on-one, both leads are virgins, HE. The male lead follows the rules of virtuous conduct. A silly, mildly spicy (not really) sweet romance.

2. Before transmigrating, the heroine had a ninth-degree black belt in sanda. She's not a soft, delicate beauty. If someone crosses her, she fights back. She just spends most of her time being a lazy fish and can't be bothered to move. The male lead only pretends to be sickly. He's very capable in certain areas (side-eye)!

3. The setting is fictional, so please don't nitpick the research.

4. No household scheming or palace intrigue. It's a carefree, silly story. We'll do whatever is fun.

5. A bow to all my dears. I made changes to the blurb because of the premise, so I'll give everyone a little red packet when the novel starts as an apology. This story is guaranteed sweet, satisfying, and silly! Wishing you all beauty and wealth!

Also: I don't recommend blocking the author's notes. There will be little skits and bonus scenes!

Theme: Virtuous conduct for men is very good indeed.