Next up: The Lazy Princess Consort Wins Again. Coming soon: The Beloved Crown Princess Only Wants to Die (Transmigrating into a Book) (blurb below). Please add them to your collection ^3^!
Blurb: [Female lead transmigrates into a book, goofy and doted-on sweet romance]
Goofy rich second-generation heiress Qi Sheng transmigrates into an ancient court intrigue novel and becomes the spoiled, overbearing third daughter of the Duke's household.
With a loving father and mother and a smooth life, she plans to be a lazy freeloader who eats and waits to die.
But the System secretly tells Qi Sheng that she has one more little task on this trip: while she's at it, she must save Xue Yu, the illegitimate son of a marquis who suffers endless humiliation and is destined to turn evil.
Qi Sheng waves her hand grandly: That sounds exhausting. Five million. Find someone else.
System: ...
After being thoroughly talked into it, Qi Sheng still ends up on the road to healing the villain.
And so
When Xue Yu is made to kneel in the rain, Qi Sheng steps forward with a flowered umbrella and wipes the mud from his face. "Oh, what a pretty little thing you are. What if you catch a chill?"
Xue Yu: ...?
When Xue Yu is driven from his home and crouches in a corner, dizzy and disoriented, Qi Sheng ignores his struggles and protests and stuffs a piece of candy into his mouth. "Big brother, you won't be mad, will you? I just feel sorry for you."
Xue Yu: ...?
Later, when the young dandies try to bully Xue Yu again, they either fail time after time or have all their tricks turned back on them.
The miscreants, pushed to the brink, yell in frustration: What the hell is going on?
Leaning against the wall, Qi Sheng chuckles: I learned from you. Throwing my weight around and bullying people!
Unexpectedly, Xue Yu still ends up steeped in murderous intent, advancing toward her step by step with a sword in hand.
Qi Sheng turns to run. "...I'm done playing. I can't do this job. Bye, see you around."
But then Xue Yu "clangs" his sword to the ground, rushes over, and grabs her shoulders. His eyes red-rimmed, he pleads pitifully, "Don't leave me, okay?"
Qi Sheng: ?????!!!
*
Everyone in the capital knows that Marquis Yongping, Xue Yu, is cruel and ruthless, decisive in killing, a terrifying villain with no charm whatsoever.
Only a lunatic like Third Miss Qi would marry him. He'll eat her alive sooner or later.
Until they see, in broad daylight, before everyone's eyes
After killing someone, Xue Yu "patters" over to Qi Sheng, brows knitted as he whines, "Wifey, boohoohoohoo, I want a hug!"
Qi Sheng: "...Try whining like that in public again and I'll knock your head off!"
Xue Yu: "Aww. Then when we get home, I want kisses and cuddles, and also... hehe!"
Goofy, healing rich heiress heroine X tsundere, scheming, lovesick male lead
[Reading Guide]:
① One-on-one, both leads' first relationships, happy ending, puppy-love romance.
The male lead has no love interest in the original book. The heroine is a goofy, doted-on freeloader. She has no romantic subplot with any other male character; the male lead will cut in and steal the show.
② The setting is extremely loosely based on history, so please don't nitpick.
③ No palace intrigue or household intrigue. This is a goofy story with fake court intrigue. The focus is on the romance and the fun, silly daily life.
④ I guarantee daily updates with my final exam grades. I won't abandon the story.
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Coming Soon 1: The Lazy Princess Consort Wins Again
[Female lead transmigrates, goofy story about a man who follows the rules of proper conduct]
When Wei Wanzhu wakes up, she has transmigrated into the body of a newly married princess consort, brought in to bring good fortune to a sick prince.
The cold prince can't stand her. On their wedding night, he only tosses her the key to the treasury and warns her that she can expect nothing else from him.
Everyone in the prince's household: Poor thing. The princess consort has just arrived and is already out of favor. All she has for company are cold, hard treasures. She's sure to be crying her eyes out.
Meanwhile, Wei Wanzhu is busy rolling around in piles of money, grinning from ear to ear.
Her old dream of getting rich overnight has finally come true. Wei Wanzhu decides to be a lazy freeloader and lie flat for good. From now on, she'll eat, drink, and have fun every day, feed the cats and walk the dogs, and absolutely never take the initiative to ask after or provoke the dog of a man with whom she has only a nominal marriage.
But, to her utter surprise, he comes over to her himself:
"Princess Consort, what are you holding? Let me try some too."
"Princess Consort, move over a little and make room for me."
"Princess Consort, would you... like to consummate our marriage?"
Wei Wanzhu: !!! What did you say? Say that again?
Weren't we clear that I wouldn't get anything else from you?
*
Prince Jing, Shang Tingyu, once fell unconscious from illness. The emperor arranged for him to marry a princess consort with a compatible birth chart, hoping she would bring him good fortune.
But Shang Tingyu had already foreseen in a dream that the princess consort was a spy planted in his residence by someone with ulterior motives. Before long, she would betray him repeatedly, collude with assassins, and plot to take his life.
Seeing right through it all, Shang Tingyu smiles darkly: Very well.
He secretly marks the dates in his little notebook, waiting for the right moment to catch the spy red-handed.
However
When Wei Wanzhu is supposed to steal his secret letter in the middle of the night, she's hugging her bedding and sleeping sprawled out.
Shang Tingyu tentatively pokes her. "Wake up. Did you forget something?"
Wei Wanzhu: "What? I'm tired. Let me sleep a little longer."
Shang Tingyu: ???
When Wei Wanzhu is supposed to work with an accomplice from within and without to frame him for rebellion,
she happens to have eaten too much and has just returned from walking the dog. Looking at the guards surrounding the prince's residence, she asks sincerely, "So many people. Is there something fun to watch?"
Shang Tingyu: ????
Unwilling to believe it, Shang Tingyu is certain this woman is simply hiding her true nature very well. So on the day of the assassination from his dream, he deliberately gives her the chance to strike, waiting for Wei Wanzhu to reveal herself and stab him in the back so he can catch her in the act.
But Wei Wanzhu simply springs into action and kicks the charging assassin away, protecting him with all her might. "Husband, don't be afraid. I'll protect you!"
Shang Tingyu: ????? What on earth went wrong?
#Try to kill my ATM husband? I'll fight you to the death!
#If he kicks the bucket, who's going to keep me rich and let me be a freeloader?
*
Later, the noblewomen of the capital all ask Wei Wanzhu how she got the emotionally distant Prince Jing to love her so deeply and obey her every word.
Wei Wanzhu slowly lies down and answers honestly: "I really don't know. He just kept shamelessly clinging to me on his own."
The noblewomen of the capital: !!!
A scheming little white rabbit who only wants to lie flat but gives anyone who crosses her a hard time X a pure-hearted big bad wolf who pretends to be cold at first, then falls hard, becomes clingy, jealous, and utterly lovesick
[Reading Guide]:
① One-on-one, both leads' first relationships, happy ending. The male lead follows the rules of proper conduct. A goofy, mildly spicy sweet romance. The heroine is the principal wife from the moment she marries into the household, never a concubine.
② Before transmigrating, the heroine had reached ninth dan in sanda. She's not a delicate beauty, just a lazy freeloader most of the time who can't be bothered to move. The male lead is pretending to be sickly, but is very capable in certain areas (side-eye)!
③ The setting is completely fictional, so please don't nitpick.
④ A pure, freewheeling goofy story. How far it goes depends on the author's state of mind. Whatever's fun goes.
Coming Soon 2: The Beloved Crown Princess Only Wants to Die (Transmigrating into a Book)
[Warning: Goofy story about a man who follows the rules of proper conduct. One-on-one, both leads' first relationships, happy ending. The male lead never liked the original heroine in the original book either; it was all a misunderstanding.]
Yu Xing transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue novel and becomes the evil Crown Princess who loves the Crown Prince without hope and does every wicked thing imaginable.
The System tells her that if she wants to survive, she has to dutifully follow the original plot and gallop down the road to getting herself killed.
The Crown Prince, Pei Zhi'ang, is a supporting male character who "has a crush" on the original heroine.
Yu Xing pretends to be ill and makes a fuss to stop him from meeting the original heroine.
To her surprise, Pei Zhi'ang, who has always hated the original version of her, rushes to her bedside in a panic. "What's wrong? Where does it hurt? Be good, I'll rub it for you?"
Yu Xing: ???
Yu Xing mocks the original heroine to her face for her ugly looks and low birth.
Without hesitation, Pei Zhi'ang takes her side and backs her up: "She's right. Compared to my Crown Princess, you don't even come close!"
Yu Xing: ???
The original heroine is wronged by her elder half-sister and runs to the Eastern Palace, crying and sniffling.
With his arms crossed, Pei Zhi'ang looks down on her and points. "What, didn't you eat? Cry louder. My Crown Princess loves watching."
Yu Xing, who hasn't even had a chance to stir up trouble: ???
You must have some kind of problem.
*
One day, Crown Prince Pei Zhi'ang is struck by lightning and inexplicably comes down with a strange illness.
A voice in his ear tells him that if he doesn't want to die, he has to survive by accumulating love from his Crown Princess, Yu Xing.
Pei Zhi'ang clutches his faintly aching chest. Every day, he grits his teeth and throws himself at her, hoping that once this is over, he can hurry up and strangle Yu Xing.
At last, when he has endured it until the mission is nearly complete, Pei Zhi'ang smiles bewitchingly and reaches toward Yu Xing's neck as she sleeps in his arms. He viciously
wraps his arms around her and gives her a kiss.
#My wife is just too adorable. Maybe I'll keep her around for now#
[Reading Guide]:
① One-on-one, both leads' first relationships, happy ending. The male lead follows the rules of proper conduct. Whether in the original book or this story, he has never liked the original heroine!
② The setting is completely fictional, so please don't nitpick!
③ No household or palace intrigue. A freewheeling, goofy story. I'll write whatever's fun.
Theme: Every sincere act of tenderness and love deserves an equal response and treatment.
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Since the author has nothing to say, then... I will write today's small theater (rubbing hands)!! (Xue Yu appears in a sports car) Good evening Shengsheng, I wonder if you have time... (Parked in the wrong spot) (Towed away by the traffic police) (Xue Yu sent a message) (name), the avatar is me… (Message failed to be sent) (Sorry to leave) (Xue Yu lowered his sexy voice) Good evening Shengsheng, have you ever... (Choked on saliva) (coughed heartbreakingly) (Xue Yu shakes the red wine glass) Good evening, my little Shengsheng, I wonder if you would like it (wine spilled all over his pants) (hurriedly leaves) (Xue Yu approaches with his hand on the wall) Good morning, my dear Shengsheng, I wonder if you are interested... (? The paint is not yet dry) (Leaves in a hurry) (Xue Yu crossed his legs, leaned against the wall, holding a rose) Shengsheng, good evening, I don't know if I have time... (My feet slipped and fell to the ground) (covered in mud, fled in embarrassment) (Xue Yu appears with a rose in his mouth) Good morning, my little Shengsheng, I wonder if you would like... (Stung in the mouth) (Leaves in a hurry) (Xue Yu flashes again) (Shakes the red wine glass) Good morning, my Shengsheng, I wonder if you would like to... (Hit a double and spilled wine all over his pants) (Leaves in a hurry) (Xue Yu returns for the nth time) (drags garbage bag) Good morning Shengsheng, (wipes dirty face) The bridge is too cold, can I stay at your house tonight? (Cough)
Darlings, I secretly climbed up and said sorry, because the next novel is too stuck, and then I kept rewriting it, rewriting the beginning dozens of times. I am already emo autistic, and I just have some form. I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie, Zhou Today, the situation is that the beginning has been written. Let me save two more chapters. Thank you, my dear friends. (I'm sorry, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again next time. (T_T))
Please change the cover of the next book to show yourself doing a handstand and disco. The other book I read, he opened the next book before finishing the extra chapter. Look at others, then look at yourself, tsk tsk
It turned out to be much smoother to chase his wife through barrage, otherwise Xue Yu would still be playing stand-alone games by himself.
Fortunately, the man in white is the male protagonist. I thought he was the envoy of the male protagonist in the previous book. If people from one country have to be rescued by people from other countries, this country will be very worrying. No matter how close the friendship between countries is, it will change one day. You have to be strong. I like this book the most, so I want Shengsheng's country to become the strongest.
Dad, it's the 22nd. Where is the new article? Where is the new article? Have you been eaten by Da Da? Don't be a big liar.
Congratulations on finishing it. It's a very enjoyable book. I'm looking forward to the next one.
I feel like the copywriting of The Princess is the same as before, I can't see any changes.
Damn it, why can't I see the Crown Princess's new seal? It still shows the original cover TAT
Damn it, why can't I see the Crown Princess's new seal? It still shows the original cover TAT