Pre-order for my collection: the historical BL novel The Drama Queen Doesn't Want to Die. Blurb at the very bottom. Please add it to your collection!
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Chu Yan, the Azure Dragon Immortal Lord, cruelly beheaded his sect's master and cut out his heart. When the gods questioned him, he kept silent about why he had committed such a heinous crime.
The immortal realm was enraged. As punishment, they stripped him of his immortal bones and subjected him to the torment of ten thousand swords.
Chu Yan was thrown into a mortal prison. The once-glorious God of War in the immortal realm had fallen on hard times and become easy prey for the dogs. Even his enemies came calling one after another.
His master's adopted son: "If you want to atone, you'll have to do everything I say. Then I'll forgive you on my father's behalf."
His former nemesis: "It pains me to see you suffer, but this is the only way you'll stay by my side obediently."
Chu Yan cursed them for being shameless scoundrels who kicked a man when he was down.
But a plucked phoenix is no better than a chicken. Once he regained his powers, he would make them all pay in blood!
What infuriated and baffled Chu Yan even more was that, despite being a man, he was somehow pregnant.
If he ever found out who the father was, he'd tear him limb from limb!
Months later, Chu Yan reunited with his long-lost senior brother, never realizing that the man was the infamous demon lord who killed without batting an eye, feared by all six realms.
His senior brother's piercing gaze swept over Chu Yan's swollen belly. His expression shifted, and he reached out, hauling Chu Yan onto his horse by force.
Chu Yan was wondering how to explain the baby's origins when his senior brother gritted his teeth and whispered in his ear:
"You're carrying my child. Where do you think you're going?"
*Mad beauty (bottom) X obsessive maniac (top)
*Brace yourself for outrageous melodrama and dog-blood drama. Pregnancy comes later.
*I can't bear to put the leads through too much suffering, so this will probably be an absolutely unhinged everyone-loves-the-bottom story.
*The bottom is adored by everyone. His pairing is with his senior brother, who appears properly quite late. The others have very one-sided crushes. One-on-one ending.
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The Drama Queen Doesn't Want to Die:
Chu Nian'an is a minor villain in a storybook, doomed to talk himself to death and never make it past chapter three.
Shen Jin is the legendary demon lord, a man whose name strikes terror into people's hearts and who kills without batting an eye.
To help his cult leader obtain the object he longs for, the inexperienced and fearless Chu Nian'an stands before Shen Jin and demands arrogantly, "Hand over the Nameless Art!"
Shen Jin's face is cold as frost. He stares at him in silence for a moment, secretly withdrawing his inner power. "Fine, but you have to come with me."
Chu Nian'an agrees at once, but what happens next leaves him baffled.
Not only does he fail to get what he came for, he can't even take a single step away from Shen Jin!
By the time he returns, the martial world has been turned upside down...
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It's nice to have a big tree to shelter under. With someone to clean up after him, Chu Nian'an throws his weight around wherever he goes.
He scams, cheats, and does every bad thing imaginable. In the end, though, it's Shen Jin who gets the blame.
When his enemies, who pride themselves on being righteous gentlemen, come to confront him, Shen Jin admits it without batting an eye: "I did it."
A flash of blades, and Shen Jin dispatches them all in moments. The ruthlessness fades from his eyes as he turns a gentle gaze on the trembling boy behind him.
He simply says, "As long as you're happy."
[A troublemaking bottom who clings to his powerful protector but keeps trying to kill his husband X a world-destroying demon lord who spoils his wife without limits]
Theme: Treat others with kindness
Sisi, why don't you update this book (crying)
Master, must he be lying? In fact, he is not right, right?
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Is it coming? Is it coming? (Dooling)
I feel a little uncomfortable seeing Master's inner demons. Am I too controlling? Hahahahahahahahaha
Senior brother, he actually doesn't remember...
Peeping on people taking a shower! It's time to fight!!
It's a pity it's not his hahahahahahaha
What an annoying protagonist
The words are so funny, the text is so sweet
Well written, I like it very much