The little demon king, Song, has finally settled down after his womanizing ways, and now he's completely absorbed in gaming with a girl. Countless hearts are broken.
His fans stare at their screens every day, watching the little demon king's enchanting fingers and nursing their broken hearts:
[Who is this damn charming little sweetheart called SWET? Why can't I find any information about her anywhere on the planet?]
[There's still account-hiding tech this advanced? Is she some princess from the Regulatory Bureau or what?]
[No, I found her account, but she's locked it, so I can't see anything else about her]
[Ang, stop smiling. Mom's heart is breaking from that smile]
[Mommy's telling you, don't get carried away by some little temptress out there. Wuwuwu, can you at least show us your face, damn it?]
[Wait, when I first followed him, wasn't this kid a foul-mouthed sourpuss?]
[Hold on, everyone. Once the "little sweetheart" goes to bed at 8:30, the sourpuss comes back]
Nobody knew how long the pink-bubble world would last. Even the fans had grown numb and gotten used to the charming little sweetheart's healthy sleep schedule. Then one day, Song the Little Demon King received an invitation from his favorite team.
The little demon king was thrilled to tell his sweetheart, since they shared the same dream and goal. He was as happy as a little puppy with its tail in the air, waiting for the "little sweetheart" to log on at 5:30.
[I really hate admitting this idiot is my son]
[Same as above]
At 5:30, the little sweetheart didn't log on.
Six million fans across the planet waited with Song Angzhi until nine o'clock. His face had turned black as a pot.
Under everyone's gaze, the same line kept flashing on Song Angzhi's lightnet: This secret identity has been deleted.
That day, six million accounts flooded into the game to search for this account, crashing the System. The trending topics exploded again and again, but nobody managed to fish the little sweetheart out of the sea king's grasp.
Three years later, the Demon King Song had become the team's young sour-faced captain, and he was told to face off against his rival team, OY.
Fans were worried, because Demon King Song was nicknamed the Little Sea King, while OY's captain, "BEAST," was known as the King of Sea Kings.
Demon King Song scoffed.
At the end of the month, he logged on just long enough to meet his livestreaming quota.
Suddenly, his lightbrain played a special notification sound that he hadn't heard in three years.
[Specially followed user "OY Captain-BEAST" is now online]
* Copy of the blurb archived on April 2, 2022
Theme: Staying open-minded and optimistic in a world of nonsense