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My new novel, My Years as a Prophet, is now underway. If you're interested, go check it out! Scroll down past the blurb to read more.
Hello, and welcome to the [Workplace Escape Game].
*Please remember your working hours and arrive and leave on time.
*Overtime is not allowed.
*If you cannot leave on time, be prepared to be eliminated by your boss, or to eliminate your boss.
Song Run is a model player who follows every game rule to the letter. No one can stop her, not even her boss.
In a dilapidated hospital, everyone trembled as they watched a cute-looking young woman in a white coat bravely crush a pair of eyeballs and say to the eight-eyed head nurse:
“Please step aside. It's time for me to clock out.”
The eight (six)-eyed head nurse: ???
But during work hours, you were chatting and laughing with her as if you were old friends!
In a dark coal mine, everyone worked hard at digging and didn't dare stop, terrified the giant wolfhound behind them would bite. Song Run kicked the dog, which was as big as a calf, flying and announced that she was clocking out.
The coal mine boss: ???
But during work hours, you were the hardest worker here!
In a gloomy office building, everyone was trapped in the elevator after work and couldn't get out. Suddenly, Song Run, the new employee standing in the corner, narrowed her eyes and reached out to grab a ghost. Holding it as gently as if it were a chicken, she said:
“Be good. You can't make me late for clocking out~”
The vicious ghost supervisor: ???
But during work hours, you said you wished you could finish a whole day's work in one day!
Song Run's response: It's fine to get on good terms with the NPCs, but they can't keep me from clocking out.
Only then did everyone realize that she was a hidden powerhouse, and they all begged to cling to her coattails.
Just then, the tall, handsome, strong, and dashing young man who had been quietly staying by Song Run's side smiled dangerously. “Sorry, she's already taken. I'm the one clinging to her.”
Everyone: “...”
Song Run: “...”
[The author is terrible at writing blurbs. This is a team-based game story, not a solo adventure, and the romance is minimal!]
[The main cast are all ordinary people. They make mistakes, lose their nerve, and get hurt. The protagonist is not an invincible powerhouse.]
Blurb for My Years as a Prophet:
Blurb
Qin Ruo, a young woman with a serious short-video addiction, has a problem. The short-video app “Chanyin” on her phone suddenly turned into a pirated app called “Sight Prophecies.”
“Prophecy” means foretelling. A prophecy made in words is called a spoken prophecy, while one accompanied by an image is called a pictorial prophecy.
So short-video prophecies are sight prophecies? The pirates sure have a way with words.
Qin Ruo taps uninstall. Okay, it won't uninstall. She grits her teeth and gets a new phone. Okay, the app is still there.
Qin Ruo: [Cursing.jpg]
Qin Ruo opens the app and watches the first video. Wow, it's footage of a tsunami somewhere overseas. The date: three days from now.
Qin Ruo: I don't believe it.
Qin Ruo opens the second video. Wow, a famous actor from the entertainment industry is arrested for drug use. The date: five days from now.
Qin Ruo: Do you think I believe that?
Qin Ruo scrolls to the third video: a bus somewhere crashes into a lake, leaving ten dead and sixteen injured. The date: seven days from now.
Qin Ruo: Have you no shame? Using something like this to scare people. You damn scammer!
Qin Ruo angrily closes the app, never expecting that...
Three days later, a coastal city overseas is hit by a tsunami...
Five days later, a famous actor is arrested for drug use and confesses to the crime...
Qin Ruo: !!!
Qin Ruo immediately calls the police. “Hello, I'd like to turn in my phone!”
The person on the other end of the line: “?”
In the year 2089 of the Blue Star calendar, natural disasters continue to strike as they always have, throwing parts of the world into chaos.
But at some point, one country gradually stopped being among them. It always seemed to evacuate people before disasters struck and avert major accidents at the last moment, with enough resources left over to help other countries, too.
It had more advanced technology, more advanced weapons, more advanced spacecraft... Wait, is something wrong here?
The other countries of Blue Star: Have you been contacting aliens behind our backs?
Xia Country: As always, we stand united, put the people first, and rely on ourselves for everything!
In the year 2089 of the Blue Star calendar, natural disasters continue to strike as they always have, throwing parts of the world into chaos.
But at some point, one country gradually stopped being among them. It always seemed to evacuate people before disasters struck and avert major accidents at the last moment, with enough resources left over to help other countries, too.
It had more advanced technology, more advanced weapons, more advanced spacecraft... Wait, is something wrong here?
The other countries of Blue Star: Have you been contacting aliens behind our backs?
Xia Country: As always, we stand united, put the people first, and rely on ourselves for everything!
Blurb for The Mary Sue Heroine Only Wants to Get Rich:
The Great An Dynasty has a high-end department store, stocked with all kinds of rare treasures: pepper from the Western Regions, pearls from the Eastern Sea, rubber boots from foreign lands, and lipstick and perfume from exotic places.
The store's goods are unlike anything anyone has ever heard of or seen, and its owner is as elusive as a dragon. Only a handful of people know what she really looks like: a fairy who can teleport.
The store owner has many friends, men and women alike. The women admire her freedom, energy, and cheerfulness, while the men are enamored of her beauty and talent.
The prince, the newly crowned top scholar, the son of an imperial merchant, and the greatest hero in the martial world are all drawn to her unique charm, but she never stays for anyone.
“Can't we just be friends?”
“I like doing business and making money. I don't want to get married.”
“There's nothing wrong with you. We're just not right for each other.”
Angered by her attitude, the prince goes to complain to her closest friend. “She's always coming and going like the wind. Don't you think that's unladylike? When will there ever be any peace?”
The handsome man in a bright yellow imperial robe pauses, his long fingers holding a chess piece. His brow furrows slightly. “How can we, mere mortals, presume to restrain a fairy? It is a blessing to have her even deign to see me. How could I ask for anything more?”
The prince: ...Do you remember that you're the emperor?
**
The first time Li Ke saw Lin Ruofeng was in his bedchamber. He had a raging fever and was delirious, and Lin Ruofeng's portal through time and space happened to open right in front of his bed.
He would never forget the sight of her stepping through the door, bathed in light.
“A fairy...”
He fell in love at first sight.
*The heroine isn't a fairy. She's a classic Mary Sue who transmigrated from the modern era.
Theme: Work hard, but don't work overtime.
Will there be a third book? I think this book is better than the current one.
Hahahahahaha that's right, a good god wouldn't ask people to sacrifice themselves
I like it. I don't know if there will be a next one. It will be more difficult when the world is invaded. I am afraid that I will encounter the "mad" Xiaoba, but the sky will always be bright, come on.
Great writing, everyone in the quartet enjoyed it and would love to see a third part one day if possible??
Finished spreading flowers! ! !
2025.12.2
Very interesting, I really hope there will be a third part
You are right. In reality, it is indeed easy to fall into the vicious cycle of self-certification.
Will there be a third book? Expect!
The third book ~ the third book ~ the big writing is so good!
Wow. So interesting! ! Looking forward to the third one! !
Will there be a third book? I think this book is better than the current one.
Hahahahahaha that's right, a good god wouldn't ask people to sacrifice themselves
I like it. I don't know if there will be a next one. It will be more difficult when the world is invaded. I am afraid that I will encounter the "mad" Xiaoba, but the sky will always be bright, come on.
Great writing, everyone in the quartet enjoyed it and would love to see a third part one day if possible??
Finished spreading flowers! ! ! 2025.12.2
Very interesting, I really hope there will be a third part
You are right. In reality, it is indeed easy to fall into the vicious cycle of self-certification.
Will there be a third book? Expect!
The third book ~ the third book ~ the big writing is so good!
Wow. So interesting! ! Looking forward to the third one! !