This Performance Is Billed by the Second

This article has been completed, please support Jinjiang genuine version~ The author's completed article "After handing in the mobile phone predicting natural disasters" If you are interested, you can click on the column ~ The submitted article "Help: How to donate the time and space gate" has been opened for collection. You can scroll down to read the copy. Copywriting of this article: The shock value system selected 10086-line actor Shen Xinyu to perform in various worlds to collect shock value. Shen Xinyu: ... I won't go, I don't want to make a conspicuous bag. System: [Each performance is billed by the second, 50 yuan per second. You are allowed to add scenes by yourself, and a partner will form a team with you. Shen Xinyu is serious: When will we set off? I demanded that the show begin immediately. System:… So... "Surprise!" The infinite flow tentacle boss was pursued by nuns and monks collectively" "Surprise!" The emperor's concubines gave the emperor three treasures in one child? "Surprise!" The domineering female immortal robbed her apprentice, and the apprentice's father came to ask for an explanation, but was imprisoned as a substitute? … After several missions, Shen Xinyu, who moved into a large villa, looked at the young and beautiful face of his co-star and smiled. If I charge by the second, everything can become part of my play. Small theater: After Shen Xinyu learned that he was making 50 yuan a second, he was delighted and said: Wow, in this case, I can earn 1.44 Million in 8 hours a day! Shen Xinyu (alert): ... Wait a minute, why can't I earn a daily salary of 2.08 Million despite going through life and death? System:… Shen Xinyu: I'm tired and quit. System: ... I'll give you a salary increase, 200 per second. Shen Xinyu: "I love work | Love me, I will worry about whoever stops me from working!" System:… *cp is the supporting actor, the female lead >>> the male lead *Non-boss type protagonist *It is a very serious-looking sand sculpture text, and its logic is very unrestrained. "I handed in the Long Aotian Domination System" copy: *The submission is serious, but the copywriting is a little rough. The most powerful dragon knight in the magical world came to a different world through his destined Queen's Summoning Array. He knelt down on one knee excitedly: "Your Majesty the Queen, let me fight for you and become the Lord of the World!" Her Majesty the Queen with a smile on her lips: "... Don't worry, your flying dragons are very good. How about you go back and bring me some baby dragons? Let's go to a flying dragon hatching base first?" Dragon Knight: "... It is my mission to serve you." A counselor who was looking for a wise master in the troubled times of ancient times came to a different world through the immortal formation. He bent down and bowed with excitement: "I have to meet the Ming Lord. I am willing to do my best to help the Ming Lord ascend the throne!" Ming Zhu: "... Don't worry, let's go and see your land first, help you with poverty, and let the people live a good life. Just give me some cultural relics, antiques, petroleum, coal and so on..." Counselor: "... No, Master Ming is really kind-hearted!" The Supreme Marshal of the interstellar era came to another world through the gate of time and space. When he saw the invincible strong man with powerful power, he looked happy: "You are so powerful, why don't we get married and conquer the stars together!" The invincible strong man: "... There is no rush for marriage. Let's have a cultural and technical exchange first. You provide technology and I provide culture?" Star General: "... It's okay, we are indeed missing some historical materials." … After sending away the last customer, the queen, the Ming Lord, and the invincible strongman Zhang Ci packed up their things and left the reception area of Huaguo's alien research base. ——It's better to be happy after work and off work. Let's leave this matter of being Long Aotian to the state! —————————— A certain country in Blue Star: Hua Country has been sanctioned for a year. Have they admitted defeat? Brother: No, Hua Country is not short of resources. A certain country: Hua Country has been sanctioned for three years. Have they admitted defeat? Brother: No, they are rich in resources and their citizens can fly. A certain country:? ? ? Copywriting of "Submitting the Magic Pen Ma Liang System": Eighth-line painter Zhong Dai finally received an order after three months. Master Shan: Draw me a picture of a beautiful man taking a nap. Zhong Dai: OK. After finishing the painting, Zhong Dai and the pillow that suddenly fell out of the computer looked at each other. Who can tell her why when she draws a picture of a beautiful man, the pillow comes out of the picture? After some attempts, Zhong Dai discovered that if she drew a picture of Chang'e crying, the delicate handkerchief to wipe her tears would come true; if she drew a picture of a beauty dancing with a sword, a sharp sword would come true; if she drew a picture of Li Bai appreciating the moon, the fine wine on the table would come true... Zhong Dai had an idea and searched the Internet for the latest communication satellites launched by China... Zhong Dai (thumbs up): Be more relaxed. … The Public Security Bureau of a certain city received a special alarm call. "Hello, I have a satellite that I want to hand over." Operator:? ? ? One sentence introduction: Let me draw another blue star for my motherland. Intention: Do what you do and love what you do