This Performance Is Billed by the Second

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If you're interested in the author's completed novel, After Submitting My Disaster-Prophecy Phone, check out the author's page~ The submission-themed novel Help: How Do I Donate a Portal Through Time and Space? is now open for bookmarks. Scroll down to read the blurb.

Blurb:

The Shock Value System chose Shen Xinyu, a bit-part actor rated 10086th, to perform in various worlds and collect shock value.

Shen Xinyu: ...I'm not going. I don't want to be the center of attention.

System: [You will be paid by the second for every performance, 50 yuan per second. You can improvise, and you can team up with a scene partner.]

Shen Xinyu, suddenly serious: When do we leave? I demand to start performing right away.

System: ...

And so...

Shocking! The tentacled boss of an infinite-flow world is being pursued by a whole crowd of nuns and monks!

Shocking! The emperor's consorts have made him father triplets in one pregnancy!

Shocking! The domineering female immortal venerable is forcing herself on her disciple. When his father comes to demand an explanation, she mistakes him for a substitute and imprisons him!

After several missions, Shen Xinyu moved into a mansion. Looking at her young and beautiful scene partner, she smiled faintly.

If I'm paid by the second, anything can become part of my play.

Little Bonus Scene:

When Shen Xinyu learned she would earn 50 yuan per second, she happily did the math. Wow, I can make 1.44 million yuan a day if I work eight hours!

Shen Xinyu, suddenly wary: ...Wait, why can't I earn 2.08 million yuan a day when I'm risking my life?

System: ...

Shen Xinyu: I'm tired. I'm done.

System: ...I'll give you a raise. 200 yuan per second.

Shen Xinyu: "I love work, and work loves me! Anyone who tries to stop me from working will have to deal with me!"

System: ...

* Her love interest is her scene partner. The female lead's scenes >>> the male lead's.

* The protagonist is not an overpowered big shot.

* A ridiculous comedy that looks serious on the surface, with wildly freewheeling logic.

Blurb for I Submitted the Dragon-Ao Tian Domination System:

*A serious submission-themed novel, though the blurb is a little ridiculous.

The most powerful dragon knight in a magical world arrived in another world through the summoning circle of his fated queen. He excitedly dropped to one knee:

"Your Majesty, noble Queen, allow me to fight for you and make you ruler of the world!"

The Queen, smiling: "...Don't rush. Your flying dragon is quite impressive. How about you go back and bring me some little dragons? We can start a dragon-breeding center."

Dragon Knight: "...Serving you is my duty."

A strategist searching for a worthy ruler amid the chaos of an ancient age came to another world through an immortal's formation. He bowed excitedly with cupped hands:

"I have found a worthy ruler. I am willing to serve you, so that you may ascend the throne!"

Worthy Ruler: "...Let's not rush. First, let's take a look at your land and help alleviate poverty so your people can live better lives. Just give me some artifacts, antiques, oil, coal, and things like that..."

Strategist: "...As you command. You truly are a benevolent ruler!"

The supreme marshal of the interstellar age arrived in another world through a portal through time and space. Seeing an invincible powerhouse with incredible strength, he said excitedly:

"You're so powerful. Why don't we form an alliance through marriage and conquer the stars together?"

Invincible Powerhouse: "...Let's not rush into marriage. How about a cultural and technological exchange? You provide the technology, and I'll provide the culture?"

Interstellar General: "...That works. We are indeed short on historical records."

After sending away her last client, Zhang Ci, the Queen, the Worthy Ruler, and the Invincible Powerhouse, tidied up and left the reception area of the Huaguo Otherworld Research Base.

Going to work and coming home is still more enjoyable. Leave becoming a Dragon-Ao Tian to the country!

A certain country on Blue Star: Huaguo has been under sanctions for a year. Have they surrendered?

Underling: No. Huaguo isn't even short on resources anymore.

A certain country: Huaguo has been under sanctions for three years. Have they surrendered?

Underling: No. They have abundant resources, and their citizens can even fly now.

A certain country: ???

Blurb for I Submitted the Magic Brush Ma Liang System:

Zhong Dai, an obscure illustrator, finally got a commission after three months.

Client: Draw me a handsome man taking a nap.

Zhong Dai: Okay.

After finishing the drawing, Zhong Dai stared at the pillow that had suddenly fallen out of her computer.

Can someone tell me why a pillow came out of the drawing when all I did was draw a handsome man?

After trying a few things, Zhong Dai discovered that when she drew Chang'e shedding tears, the delicate handkerchief she used to wipe them became real. When she drew a beauty dancing with a sword, the sharp sword became real. When she drew Li Bai admiring the moon, the fine wine on the table became real...

Zhong Dai had an idea and searched online for the communications satellite Huaguo had most recently launched...

Zhong Dai, giving a thumbs-up: Think bigger.

A municipal public security bureau received a very unusual emergency call.

"Hello, I'd like to submit a satellite."

Operator: ???

One-Sentence Summary: I'll draw another Blue Star for my country

Theme: Love what you do, whatever you do.