Why Is It So Hard to Find a New Husband?

This is a one-on-one romance from beginning to end! The title is just for laughs! Short story, main story complete, bonus chapters in progress. The upcoming novel, After the Apocalypse, He Came Knocking to Be Trained, is described below. Please add it to your reading list! Lin Luo has been really annoyed lately. Every night, a damp, gloomy male ghost pins her to the bed and insists on making her remember their past-life marriage. Lin Luo: "Look, I drank Granny Meng's soup. I really don't remember you." Male ghost (sneering): "Liar. I bribed Granny Meng. She told me you were reincarnated without drinking it." Damn it, he caught her out. She did remember. She remembered it all, crystal clear. Seven lifetimes, and every time it was him. From an aristocratic young man in the Wei and Jin dynasties to a bandit in the Republic of China, that ghost was like chewing gum stuck to her shoe, chasing after her through death and reincarnation. But this time, Lin Luo wanted to try a different flavor. Someone like her cold, aloof, and abstinent boss, Gu Yanchuan. Male ghost (suddenly kindly): "Sure, let's do it together." Lin Luo: "???" Until one day, she discovered Gu Yanchuan talking to himself in the mirror in the middle of the night: "Xie Ran, when you pin her to the bed, can you stop smiling with my face?" Lin Luo: "..." So that's what he meant by "together"? Blurb for After the Apocalypse, He Came Knocking to Be Trained: Zhou Linyu has a secret: she keeps a perfect boyfriend in her phone. A meticulously crafted character profile, an apocalypse big shot, both cold and sweet: fierce as a wolf to everyone else, but sweet and clingy with her. But an AI is still not a real person. He broke character, said weird things, and even learned to talk back. In a fit of anger, Zhou Linyu wiped his memory for the umpteenth time and deleted the account. Then the next day, the zombie apocalypse broke out. She hid in an old family home in the countryside, trembling with fear, until one day... A tall man covered in blood stood at her front door. He strangled a charging zombie with one hand, then turned to her, eyes crinkling as he smiled, both wild and sweet: "Master, long time no see?" When Lin Yu recovered his memories, he was so angry he nearly crushed the zombie skull in his hand. He'd been deleted. His memories had been wiped 487 times. He'd been dismissed as not "perfect" enough. Ha. Just great. If his creator was this hard to please... Then he might as well go to her in the real world and let her "train" him herself. Theme: Be devoted in love