Pretty Couch Potato [Infinite Flow]

Complete. Mwah, mwah~ Welcome, sweeties! Please check out my upcoming novel next door, The Protagonists I Courted All Turned Dark~ The end of the world is [A Thousand-Mile Dream]. In the future, survival of the fittest rules, and all resources are redistributed. Humanity gains fame and wealth by becoming players in A Thousand-Mile Dream, living lives of drunken indulgence amid all the sights and sounds. Xue Ya has a top-tier player for an older brother. When he came of age, he lived up to everyone’s expectations and became a top-tier slacker. Fortunately, he’s a pretty slacker. * As a slacker, Xue Ya hates trouble. But plenty of people are willing to deal with it for him. Whether they’re guild players on the same level as his brother, all sorts of weird ghosts and monsters in the game, or inexplicably cold and arrogant enemies, they all find strange ways to pester him and become obsessed with him. Everyone loves him. * The first time they see him after entering the game: A: He looks so clueless. I hope he doesn’t hold us back. B: So weak? I could make him cry with one hand. C: You’re completely useless apart from your face. … After the game ends: Xue Ya (waving): Who’s my little puppy? …Wait, wait, hold on! Th-there are way too many of you! qwq [Highlight, take note]#The Battle for the Wife’s Puppy# P.S. 1. A beautiful, lazy bottom. As long as he doesn’t have to work, he’ll happily accept any number of kisses. 2. The top is a split personality, one-on-one pairing. 3. Players can’t see the bottom’s face clearly at first. He’s the real heartthrob. 4. He’s dumb, but not that dumb, you know what I mean (bites handkerchief). 5. A fake infinite-flow story. 6. He’ll grow as a person. 7. I’ll improve little by little too, so don’t be too harsh on me qwq 2022.3.31 The Protagonists I Courted All Turned Dark Zhen Yi transmigrated. When he woke up, he discovered that he had transmigrated into a Western fantasy game he’d once played, a game that had been abandoned before its ending. Like other transmigrators, he had a System, but unlike theirs, his System was extremely… buggy. * The ring-shaped System told Zhen Yi: [You must win over the people in this game with the greatest potential to become protagonists, and bring out their love and sense of justice. Once the unfinished game gets a proper ending, we’ll grant you one wish.] All right, all right. Love and a sense of justice? How hard could that be? Let’s start with love. * After Zhen Yi agreed, the System gave him the first clue about the first target: [He’s very close to you,] As the widely worshipped Holy Son of the Church, Zhen Yi searched with his gaze until he found the guard assigned to protect him at close range, and started being friendly with him. It wasn’t until the innocent guard he’d been flirting with blushed and couldn’t bring himself to look up that the System, which had been frozen, finally finished its sentence: [, and has golden hair like the sun.] Zhen Yi glanced at the silver-haired man in front of him, then turned around and saw another close-protection guard standing behind him, watching him with jealous eyes. He had blond hair. * As luck would have it, the System kept glitching badly when they went looking for other potential protagonists. [He’s very wise,] Zhen Yi sought out the leader of the dwarves. After maxing out his affection, the System added: [And cold and abstinent.] Zhen Yi: “…” It was the king of the elves, whom he’d already played for a fool. * [He represents the light,] Zhen Yi sought out the God of Light. After the god descended from his altar for him, the electronic System’s voice finally arrived: [’s opposite.] Zhen Yi, held tightly by someone who was whispering sweet words of love to him: […?] * What should I do when everyone I’ve courted turns dark? What the whole world is drunk on pursuing is my reflection in shattered water. P.S. 1. The bottom is the ultimate heartbreaker, with a very spoiled young-lady personality, but he won’t be mistreated. 2. The bottom is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and irresistibly charming. He’s the most beautiful person in the world. 3. The top is split into many pieces, very many pieces. There may be more than twenty, and they’ll turn dark. 4. The top gets jealous and possessive, and they’ll fight violently. Read at your own risk. 5. The bottom may be intersex (undecided). Theme: Life is bright, and everything is lovable.