Such a Pretty Little Darling Is Begging to Be Kissed

Qi Deng has an innocent-looking face, but the personality of an idiot. He is sent into an infinite-flow world to play a villain and complete missions. System: Great. I believe you can do it. (Wipes away a nosebleed) Qi Deng: Mm-hmm, I think so too. In the first infinite-flow instance, "The Asylum That Fell," Qi Deng puts on a nurse's little dress on his very first day. Qi Deng: Great. The immersion is perfect. (A villainous aura rolls off him) System: I'm proud of you. When Qi Deng swaggeringly goes to "bully" the patients, one of them instead puts a cat-ear headband on him. He is so startled he can't move. "If you don't behave, I'll 'bully' you." Qi Deng: (His voice turns tearful) Weren't they all supposed to be afraid of me? System: This time was just an accident. Qi Deng follows the System's instructions, slacking off and sleeping in instead of completing the head nurse's task. Unexpectedly, the head nurse hoists him up and sets him on the edge of the bathroom sink. In the mirror, Qi Deng's chin is lifted. "Are you sure you aren't getting up?" Qi Deng: (His eyes rimmed red) W-why are they even worse than me? System: An accident. Definitely an accident. Following his instructions, Qi Deng goes to confront the asylum director, threatening to go on strike unless he gets a raise. Instead, the director gently picks up Qi Deng's fallen pink nurse's cap and puts it back on his head. "How can you be fierce with someone when your hat has fallen off?" Qi Deng: (His voice hoarse from crying) Is there anyone in this instance I'm actually bullying? System: T-there should be, right? (He doesn't even believe himself.) Notes: 1. The protagonist plays a vicious cannon-fodder character. He isn't actually a bad person. The characters he plays are merely selfish minor figures, not great villains who do every kind of evil. 2. The love interest is a virgin and a split personality. One-on-one. Idiot bottom x split-personality top [Recommended Upcoming Book 1]: The Crybaby Beauty Was Born for a Love Triangle Blurb: Qi Qi is a crybaby beauty. He's timid and afraid of being frightened. Every time he gets startled, he doesn't know whose arms he'll end up in. At first, the players, NPCs, and monsters all say: I hate people who cry the most! Later, they say: Honey, cry for me. So cute. Come here and cuddle. 1. [Haunted House] Qi Qi is cannon fodder, sent with a group of sleep-testers to a haunted house. He thinks he'll die on the very first day, but everyone is stunned when he cries. His companion is dumbstruck. "Damn. You're so gorgeous. Why are you crying?" The ghost says, "If you're this scared, why be a sleep-tester? Be my wife instead." The person secretly in love with him picks him up after he trips while trying to escape. "You're so clumsy. Why'd you come to a haunted house with them?" The person who "bullied" him wipes the dirt off Qi Qi's face. "Why are you crying? If you cry again, I'll..." Later, they start fighting. "Oh my god, our wife's crying! Stop fighting! If you have to fight, go do it in the dance studio!" Qi Qi: (Sniffles) You're really stopping? (Sneaks a peek) 2. [Monster] On Qi Qi's first day at work, the power goes out and a monster escapes from the freezer. The blackout leaves Qi Qi looking terrified, until someone shines a flashlight on his face. His senior colleague is transfixed. "Are you tired from crying? If you are, your big brother will give you a hug." A coworker offers him a shoulder. "You can lean on me." The monster says, "Aba%!￥&@" (Translation: Honey, don't cry.) The boss offers him cash and tissues. "Don't cry. I'll give you a raise." Later, they say: Stop crying. I'll give you my points, items, life, and heart. Qi Qi: (Sobbing) I don't want them. (His words say no, but his actions say yes.) 3. [Random Deaths] The rule of this round is that people die one after another at set intervals. On the first night, a vengeful spirit sets its sights on Qi Qi. Qi Qi cries so much that everyone comes running, thinking something has happened. The cold-hearted one says, "Well, he's so pretty. Waking everyone up isn't exactly an unforgivable crime." The heartthrob says, "When you cry, you're so cute. I want to..." The vengeful spirit is stunned. "Wipe your tears, honey." A suspect says, "Ah, damn, your crying has my heart all tangled up." Later, they say: Honey, if you cry again, I really won't be able to take it. Qi Qi: (Wipes his tears) Hmph. (Satisfied) [Upcoming Book 2] The Cannon Fodder Really Can't Be Any More Popular Blurb: Dan Qi is a famous streamer on H Station, known for being delicate and frail. Last month, a hater dragged him into quick transmigration. Despite his gorgeous face, whenever he has bad luck, everyone ends up "bullying" him. Dan Qi: Is there really nothing we can do? TAT System: Someone has to be cannon fodder in quick transmigration. Don't worry. Making it through the first day is already pretty good. Dan Qi: ... 1. [Marriage Alliance Offering] Not one omega has been born into the five great families in forty years. Reproduction has become an urgent concern. A discarded pawn of his family, Dan Qi lies flat and watches the drama unfold. During a proxy meeting of the five great families, Dan Qi is there as a spectator when his omega pheromones fill the entire conference hall. The alphas turn to look at him, frightening Dan Qi. Dan Qi foolishly offers them an orange. "It's sweet. Try some, big brothers." He puts on a silly smile, and the alphas' lips curl into gentle smiles. "All right." Later, after learning that he's an omega, Dan Qi cries himself to sleep every day. Dan Qi: They're not... they're not human. Sob, sob. 2. [Junior Fellow Disciple] As a cannon-fodder junior fellow disciple, Dan Qi causes a sensation throughout the Luoshui Sect on the day he arrives. Everyone, from top to bottom, touches and cuddles him, calling him obedient and adorable. Dan Qi: I know I'm a cannon-fodder who's going to die next month, but aren't you all being a little too enthusiastic? By day, every sect member competes to teach him cultivation techniques and sword arts, all dignified and proper. At night, they each drag him, half-asleep, to the edge of his bed to admire the moon and discuss life. Dan Qi: "I'm really tired." Them: "Is that enough for you?" Dan Qi: Ahhh, that's not what I meant! 3. [Little Crybaby] In the Naga clan, Dan Qi is the young clan leader, but he's only a weak snake. Though he's cannon fodder, he refuses to give up. To prove his abilities, he gets cocky and goes into a village, provoking everyone there. The village's young people have all kinds of temperaments and great abilities. Looking at Dan Qi, the Naga, they eagerly rub their hands together, ready to try him out. Dan Qi: Ahhh, that's not the kind of provoking I meant! I really can't get any more popular, sob. Theme: Make the most of your strengths, work around your weaknesses, and build relationships.