A Real Liquor Toad's Days of Kidnapping the Workaholic at the Distillery

This story will not be published as a paid novel. Please read the guide below before you start~ [Blurb] As childhood friends who grew up together, Glenfiddich and Gin have formed a deep "friendship." As a turtle tucked inside its shell, Qiu Tingye has only ever had one major outburst: when a certain FBI agent ran his mouth, he slandered an innocent person from seven hundred yards away, and the furious Qiu Tingye sniped him. Then Vermouth added fuel to the fire by mixing up a "cocktail." In the end, Qiuqiu finally succeeded in getting himself a wife. After that, he became a clingy little thing who stuck to Gin every second of the day and couldn't be pulled off. The longer it went on, the less he wanted to be apart, even for just a day. He loves lingering kisses and leaving marks. They represent possession, as well as his sticky, possessive desire. Later, other people were the ones who got hurt. Like a certain sorrowful Vodka. Like Vermouth, forced to work overtime. Like Bourbon, already working five jobs and still forced to work overtime. Like a certain FBI agent who got targeted for running his mouth. And then there's Rum, the designated scapegoat. He's the fall guy. Reader's guide: 1. I'm not very good at writing blurbs. There is a System, but it doesn't get much screen time, though it is quite important. 2. This is a true-to-the-organization story. No switching sides. The early chapters focus more on daily life and the protagonist's past with Gin. Later on, there will be battles with the good guys. 3. No rescue for the police academy group. Only Hiromitsu survives in a vegetative state during the early part of the story. 3. If you don't like it, just leave. There's no need to tell me. 4. I'm a new writer. I've practiced my writing for a while, but not for long. Please be understanding if anything is poorly written. This is my first book, so it has many shortcomings, flaws, and things I haven't thought through. 5. This story has a complete outline. 6. You may write watch-along stories and fan-created works based on this story. Please remember to credit the source. And finally, mwah~ Qiuqiu 2.0: A Drink and a Thornbird Check out my upcoming story, Qiuqiu 3.0: Little Chestnut Looks for His Dad Chestnut is a red panda spirit adopted by his human (?) dad. In human form, he has silver hair and bright green eyes like his dad, chubby cheeks, and a little cowlick. He's absolutely adorable. One day, he accidentally transmigrates, but doesn't realize it. He just feels wronged and wants to find the dad who's disappeared. A System spots little Chestnut in the temporal turbulence and is surprised to discover that he's the cub raised by its previous Host. Overcome with affection, it promptly changes its program into a Dad-Finding System. It plans to bind itself to little Chestnut, select the world where its previous Host is, and send him home. But the new System, newly appointed and convinced it's reliable, isn't actually all that dependable. So, predictably, it sets the wrong destination during transmigration. Help! The System gazes sorrowfully at little Chestnut's hungry tummy and sighs with the weariness of age. But luckily, it discovers that this world has a counterpart of its previous Host! Scene One: Little Chestnut spots Dad on the street, his face flushing with excitement as he flings himself at him and cries, "Papa!" The System also bursts into tears and leaps at him. "Dad! Please carry us to victory!" Qiu Tingye: "?" Where did this kid come from? Scene Two: Qiu Tingye brings little Chestnut to meet the overworked employee of the liquor factory he once slept with. Without batting an eye, he says, "This is my kid. I gave birth to him. Congratulations, you're a dad!" The overworked employee of the liquor factory sneers. "You can give birth?" Qiu Tingye: "I'm not human. I was pregnant for a day, and this kid was born from an egg. Ever heard of nonhumans?" The overworked employee of the liquor factory laughs helplessly. (There are no nonhumans. Qiu Tingye is just making things up.) The two make a bet over a paternity test. If Qiu Tingye wins, he gets an official relationship; if he loses, he lets Gin have his way with him. Later, Gin stares at the paternity test confirming the biological relationship and falls into deep thought. Qiu Tingye falls into deep thought, then erupts with joy. Little Chestnut falls into deep thought. So I really am Dad's biological child? The System takes no credit: "I knew the previous Host's counterpart wouldn't be able to escape Gin either. Here's a little assist from me. You're welcome!" Scene Three: Little Chestnut clings to Dad and warily eyes Rye Akai. "Mister, good people aren't allowed to break up other people's families!" Akai, who once happened to see the child call Gin Dad, thinks for a second and decides to keep testing him. "But I'm a bad guy. I'm here to join your family." Little Chestnut: "!!!" Scene Four: Little Chestnut clenches his fists. Both Dads have lost their memories. I'll work hard to help them get back together! (Flames roar in the background.) Little Chestnut: This family will fall apart without me! Little Chestnut sighs, transforms into his red panda form, and acts cute, rubbing his head against Dad over and over. "Squeak~" (The red panda isn't a giant panda cub. It's a red panda wearing a black coat inside out.) The romance is between the dads: Qiu Tingye x Gin Reader's guide: 1. This story features counterparts from the parallel worlds of The True Wine Spy Who Kidnapped the Overworked Employee from the Liquor Factory and A Drink and a Thornbird. This is Qiuqiu 3.0. 2. The timeline is my own. Little Conan is still little Conan, but the Whisky Trio are still undercover and have already received their codenames. 3. Chestnut has no pairing in this story and will always be a child. The romance is between the dads. 4. Lighthearted, and probably with plenty of people getting teased. Little Conan's pupils quake; passersby point and whisper. 5. More to come if I think of anything. Theme: Seeking the truth hidden away