The Max-Level Expert's Honeymoon

Dual Quick Transmigration. Complete. Dive right in. Two big shots from the Quick Transmigration Bureau retired and spent five years as neighbors. Then, out of nowhere, they realized they were into each other. The two big shots hit it off and decided to visit a few small worlds for their honeymoon. Desperate for staff, an employee at the Quick Transmigration Bureau had a bright idea and sent the two big shots into mission worlds. The two big shots had pretty bad tempers. They were willing to do the missions, but only by their own rules. Showbiz: A rising movie star and a hotshot new director were childhood friends, but a misunderstanding drove them apart. (Completed) Mission requirement: Reconcile in front of millions of witnesses. The two big shots scoffed, then announced their relationship to the public and took their nephew by the hand to appear on a reality show about parenting. They turned it into a dating show. That counts as making up, right? Quick Transmigration System: "..." You're the big shots. Whatever you say goes. A regent plotting a rebellion and a useless king are on the verge of watching their country fall. (Completed) Mission requirement: Save the country and make it prosper. But the big shot who transmigrated into the regent went straight to the palace to offer himself to the king, declaring that he wanted to be the empress. The court officials bluntly declared that the country was doomed. The big shot scoffed. Nation-building and reform were their strong suit. The immortal and demon realms are on the brink of war, and the two big shots happen to transmigrate there. (Completed) Mission requirement: Maintain the balance between the immortal and demon realms. Separated by mountains and seas, the two big shots exchanged a look and knew they had found the right person. So the disciples of both realms watched as the Immortal Lord flung himself into the Demon Venerable's arms. Then they shared a passionate kiss in front of everyone. The immortal and demon realms: "..." They must have gotten the opening act for today's war wrong. In the late 1970s, the college entrance exams are reinstated. A sent-down youth and a boy who tends horses part ways, never to meet again. (Completed) Mission requirement: Make up for past regrets. The two big shots: Easy. Take the exams together and leave together. If that doesn't work, we'll stay together. The local villagers: That kid who tends horses hasn't even finished middle school. He thinks he's going to take the college entrance exams? The two big shots ride the same horse and race across the grasslands. The college entrance exams are no big deal. Let's have some fun first. In short, you think the two big shots are on their honeymoon, but they're actually doing missions. When you think they're doing missions, they're actually on their honeymoon again. Ling Qiusang (the shou) looks obedient and adorable, but is secretly an utterly overpowered menace: The guy next door is number one on the Quick Transmigration rankings. A refined, gentle gentleman like him must like sunny, cheerful boys, right? Shi Yi (the gong) looks refined and gentle, but is actually shrewd and scheming: The cute little rascal next door suddenly changed his tune and is even trying to get close to me? Interesting! The best hunters often appear as prey. This cutie seems to think he's an elegant young gentleman? Well, then. Let's both play along. Reading Guide: 1. SC, 1v1, primarily from the shou's perspective, but both leads get POV chapters. The gong dotes on the shou. 2. They enter the worlds in their own bodies. This isn't traditional quick transmigration, and the protagonists have a pretty powerful golden finger. 3. No need to tell me if you're dropping the story. Thanks for your support, cuties. Your five-foot-one author will leap up and blow you a kiss. First version of the blurb posted on March 14, 2022. Coming Soon: After Getting Mushroom Poisoning Blurb: To fulfill an old man's dying wish, Song Qiusheng agrees to marry Huo Xi for three years. During those three years, Song Qiusheng keeps his personality in check and lives in peaceful harmony with the steady, reliable Huo Xi. The end date of their marriage contract is almost here. Song Qiusheng says he has no regrets, really. It's just that he's been craving Huo Xi's body and hasn't managed to get his hands on it in three years. He finishes complaining to a friend, turns around, drinks too much, and the System loads successfully. Song Qiusheng: "?" What is this supposed to mean? The System says coldly, without a trace of emotion, "Please remain in the same space as your spouse for twenty-four hours a day. Failure to complete the mission will result in an electric shock warning." Song Qiusheng doesn't believe it. A moment later, his head hurts so badly he can hardly stand it. So he obediently does the mission. Three years into their marriage, Song Qiusheng finally picks up a pillow and knocks on the bedroom door next door. Huo Xi: "?" Song Qiusheng pretends to be calm. "There might be thunder tonight. I'm afraid of the dark." Huo Xi: "..." He gazes out at the snowy winter night. Right. He doesn't understand, but he goes along with it. Song Qiusheng breathes a sigh of relief. Luckily, Huo Xi has always been easy to talk to. But the missions that follow grow more and more outrageous, more and more perverse. Song Qiusheng feels awkward, with a strange excitement underneath, but grits his teeth and does the missions anyway. Today, he has to get a hug from big brother before he can get out of bed. Tomorrow, he has to touch big brother's abs before he can fall asleep. Huo Xi accepts every request without showing what he thinks. He had thought that his Shengsheng had stopped smiling after they got married because he didn't love him. When their marriage contract expired, he was willing to set him free. But now, at this very moment, his Shengsheng had changed. Could Shengsheng be reluctant to let him go, too? Neither of them could have imagined that all this strange yet strangely reasonable behavior was simply because Song Qiusheng had accidentally eaten some undercooked mushrooms. Reading Guide: 1. There is no System, there is no System. The System is a hallucination caused by mushroom poisoning. Once the poison is gone, so is the System. Theme: Working together to build a better life.