After the Max-Level Heavenly Master Became a Sickly Beauty's Substitute

[Next Book: After a Sword Cultivator Shatters the Void and Becomes a Pretty NPC (Full-Dive VR)] [Black-Bellied, Unhinged, Sickly Beauty Exorcist Bottom x Sentient Weapon with the Mind of a Child Top] Lan Ting transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder character. The original owner had given everything to a scumbag top, clinging to him relentlessly. He was scheming, stupid, vicious, and always sickly, yet people still felt sorry for him and doted on him. Because this cannon-fodder was simply too beautiful. In his previous life, Lan Ting was the greatest exorcist under heaven, an untouchable, domineering beauty perched atop a lonely peak. In this life, he has become a sickly beauty who is all looks and no substance, and right off the bat he has to deal with a scumbag top and a scumbag bottom. The scumbag top looks at him with utter disgust. Lan Ting, meanwhile, looks at the little ghost perched on the man's shoulder, giggling, and the beautiful woman behind him with a terrifying expression. He smiles. "Lucky you, brother. You've got quite the love life." It's just that these romantic prospects are covered in black qi and dressed in red. Tsk, a little vicious. Word is, a young exorcist has recently appeared in Jinchuan, causing a sensation throughout the entire world of occult practitioners. Not long afterward, a shop called Xuan Pavilion opens on a street corner. Its owner is an expert at feng shui and fortune-telling, exorcising ghosts and vanquishing demons. There's also a sword in the shop, radiating a murderous aura. Crowds flock there, only to see the shopkeeper. Why does this sickly-looking person resemble the Lan family's pretty invalid so much? The Ji family's hot-tempered, heaven-defying ancestor has gone missing. After nearly turning the whole country of Hua upside down, someone suddenly notices that the sword beside the sickly young master of the Lan family looks awfully familiar... Then one day, the vicious sword transforms into a human in front of everyone and obediently lets the sickly young master pat its head like a dog. The domineering, dazzling ancestor has lost his mind and turned stupid! The Ji family: Shocking! Our ancestor is out there being someone else's sword! Reading Guide: 1. This is not a typical exorcist story. It blends in immortal cultivation, and features a newly created world setting. 2. The original cover art is by @Ting Zhong You Bai, posted on Weibo on August 24, 2022. Feel free to use it. 3. The top's mind doesn't work properly at first because he saved the bottom. Think of him as a wooden-headed, loyal dog. Later, he'll be a badass king. 4. The bottom will always be sickly, and will never die. 5. The golden finger is very powerful. 6. The bottom is actually ruthless and vicious. A villain, a villain, a villain! He is not a conventional, righteous protagonist!!!! 7. The book and its characters' values do not represent the author's values. Obey the law. Coming Soon 1. After a Sword Cultivator Shatters the Void and Becomes a Pretty NPC (Full-Dive VR) Yan Jin is the greatest genius sword cultivator in the Nine Heavens Realm. He reached the Golden Core stage at ten, the Great Ascension stage at a hundred, and is already a mighty Tribulation Transcender at only a hundred and fifty. For millennia, no one has seemed more likely to ascend to immortality. But only Yan Jin knows that he cannot ascend. After accidentally obtaining a precious treasure in a blessed grotto-heaven, he is ambushed by the entire Daoist world. With no other choice, he forces himself to ascend ahead of time. After shattering the void, he arrives in a strange place. The mountains and rivers here are exactly like those in the blessed grotto-heaven, but the place is full of bizarre people who keep calling him an "NPC." Some ask him for gear, some ask him for secret manuals, and some even want to date him (?) Yan Jin, whose cultivation has fallen back to the Golden Core stage after shattering the void: ... All he has to do is smile while coughing up blood. And so everyone learns that there is a pitiful little NPC in Ascension, utterly useless in every way, but with a face that's simply too beautiful. Later, Yan Jin accidentally discovers that he has the same status screen as the players, complete with items, mounts, levels, and everything else. One day, the Ascension server malfunctions, trapping hundreds of millions of players inside the game. During a great battle, someone slays a million little monsters with a single sword strike. When the players see who did it, they are all stunned. Holy crap, isn't that the famous pretty but useless NPC from the game? Yan Jin, glaring darkly: How do I turn off these lotus blossoms appearing with every step? Coming Soon 2. Forced to Inherit a Nonhuman Antiques Shop After graduating, Xie Li gets chewed up by the working world for three months. By a stroke of luck, he inherits an antiques shop and is forced to become a barely qualified restorer of cultural relics. The shop is shabby and run-down, looking like it could be condemned as unsafe at any moment. It doesn't inspire much confidence. On top of that, he also inherits an ancestor who's a total nutcase, but ridiculously good-looking. He thinks that's already bizarre enough, but the customers are what really shock him! On TV, an award-winning actor is being interviewed, while the actor himself stands in front of Xie Li and holds out an arm, revealing an elbow that has turned to bronze. A famous novelist finishes a book signing, rushes over, and transforms into an original manuscript of a literary masterpiece, asking Xie Li to restore its pages. The nation's beloved dad doesn't go home after work. Instead, he comes to the shop, transforms back into a golden Pixiu, and asks Xie Li to file his gold teeth. Then there's the Three Kingdoms manuscript, which is obsessed with overpowered hero fiction; an emperor's seal that wants to stamp every painting and calligraphy scroll it sees; and the bronze zodiac animals that stubbornly cross the ocean with their brothers... Later, when someone asks how he feels about his job, Xie Li can only say, "The aftereffects are serious." So serious that every time he sees the award-winning actor performing fight scenes on TV, he can't help wanting to call the police and sue them for damaging cultural relics. Don't ask. It hurts to watch. They say the ancestor Xie Li inherited at the shop is so venerable that not a single cultural relic would dare defy him. Xie Li treads carefully, but the ancestor insists on repaying him for his kindness. But why does repaying him have to mean offering himself to Xie Li!! A friend's novel: The Beloved Little Immortal Lord Refuses to Cuddle, by Zai Jiu Su Yun Yun Yan, a leading talent of the immortal sects, is framed and sealed inside a glass coffin. The day the seal is lifted, he slowly opens his eyes, only to find that the whole world has changed. Countless bizarre creatures surround him. Every one of them is tall and imposing, with blue faces and fangs. Yun Yan senses danger, so he raises his sword, ready to fight them to the death. But who would have thought that the moment he moves, the bizarre creatures start screaming wildly: "Aaaah! It's alive! Mom! I can see a human! So cuuute!" (excited.jpg) As the last human in the entire interstellar world, Yun Yan expects life to be miserable. But then: He accidentally scrapes his skin A mechanical turtle shouts at the top of its lungs: "Ah! Cut off some of my flesh and use it as medicine for him!" He catches a chill and sneezes A dry-ice woman cries, "Sob! I shouldn't have gone near him. I'm guilty. I'll kill myself to atone!" A short-sighted imperial ruler looks down on him All the creatures pound the table and roar: "...Insolent fool! If you don't apologize, we'll rebel!" Yun Yan: Everyone, please calm down! Yun Yan is pampered so much that he feels terrified, and decides he should do something to show his gratitude. So he resolves to teach these creatures how to cultivate immortality. But although they agree with apparent delight, they don't actually believe Yun Yan knows any immortal arts. They fool around in class and take none of it seriously. That is, until the pheasant that learned just a little turns into a phoenix, the civet cat forms a core and takes human shape, and the eight-legged dog gains the power of lightning... That human isn't just beautiful and rare. He can also perform the legendary immortal arts! As soon as the news spreads, the entire interstellar world is once again swept up in excitement. Some people even hear that dual cultivation with Yun Yan helps one break through, and kneel before him to propose. But right in the middle of the proposal, the imperial ruler, the strongest man and the only person ever to look down on Yun Yan, suddenly appears. He transforms into a giant dragon, coils around Yun Yan, and roars amid the lightning and thunder: "He's mine! If you disagree, fight me!" Yun Yan: Is that so? Then I accept your challenge! Imperial Ruler: ...!!! Stop messing around! Important warning: this story includes childbirth! Theme: Believe in science