After Awakening, the Cannon Fodder Campus Belle Gossips at the Elite Academy

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After Lin Xiqiao awakens to her own existence, she discovers that she's the villainous school beauty in an old-school Mary Sue novel.

[In the book, on the first day heroine Bai Xiaohua transfers to an elite academy, villainess Lin Xiqiao and her girl gang corner her in the bathroom and bully her.]

The moment Bai Xiaohua steps out of the bathroom, Lin Xiqiao's first reaction is: No, wait! I just woke up and I'm seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Bai Xiaohua, who maxed out her strength stats so she wouldn't get bullied: ?

[When the arrogant, domineering F1 returns from abroad, Lin Xiqiao, who has always claimed to be his childhood friend and little sister, is responsible for dealing with the swarms of women around him.]

At this point, Lin Xiqiao is standing at the school gate, watching F1 pull up in a sports car.

She's stunned: What? Is this hotheaded young man really the F1 I know? A villainess's life matters too. Sorry, I'm not capable of loving him :)

[Bai Xiaohua can't stand F1's personal insults and slaps him across the face, kicking off the heroine and F1's tangled love-hate relationship.]

But in reality...

Bai Xiaohua slams F1 face-first into a lunch tray. The effect is the same: everyone sucks in a sharp breath.

Lin Xiqiao happens to walk by and is dumbfounded: Don't just stand there watching, save him! F1's going to drown in the leftover food!

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Lin Xiqiao doesn't just awaken to her existence. She also unexpectedly picks up a three-year-old who claims to be her daughter and runs over to cling to her leg whenever she sees her.

"Mommy, Mommy! Yaoyao finally found you!"

Lin Xiqiao looks at the child's face, identical to her own at that age, and falls silent. She gets a paternity test done that very night. The results show a 99.99% mother-daughter match.

Her: Faints from the absurdity of this world Orz

Oh well, she can raise her. It's not like she can't afford to.

With her heart full of girlish hopes, Lin Xiqiao sneaks a question to her daughter: "Is Daddy handsome?"

The novel never mentioned who she was supposed to marry in the future.

Her daughter gazes up with sparkling eyes: "Daddy is handsome!"

"Is he tall?"

Her daughter gestures: "Really, really tall!"

"Then what's Daddy's name?"

Lin Yaoyao tries hard to remember, but can't. She starts crying in a panic. "I don't remember Daddy's name, I'm sorry, Daddy, waah!"

One day, after school, Lin Xiqiao goes to pick Lin Yaoyao up from kindergarten as usual. Her daughter is watching the older boys play basketball when she suddenly points to a man drinking water by the court and calls him Daddy.

Lin Xiqiao looks where she's pointing. Isn't that the novel's villain boss? The super thug who can break someone's nose with a single punch!

Lin Xiqiao quickly covers her daughter's nose and tells her not to call out randomly. "Don't call him that! That's not your father! Watch out for your nose!"

The villain boss looks over: ?

Reader's guide:

Please note: Shenglan Academy is a university setting with the atmosphere of an American high school.

[ ] indicates content from the book! The heroine has her own character-growth arc~

The hero has a secret crush! (Highlighted)

Thanks to Bichui Gugu for the cover!

Next upcoming novel: Don't Play Dating Games with a Brooding Creep

Blurb:

1.

-These aren't my eyes!

Shuisha stares at her deathly pale reflection in the mirror and screams.

Her parents explain that she was in an accident and badly injured. She was unconscious for nearly half a month before waking up, and replacing her eyes was the only option.

"Are they human eyes?"

"Of course... What else could possibly be compatible besides human eyes?"

They force a smile.

Shuisha can't accept it. Those strange, deformed new eyes always glow an eerie green after night falls.

-Just like a snake's vertical pupils...

2.

The rejection reaction arrives right on schedule.

Shuisha's fever won't come down. Not even medicine can ease the persistent heat. Her parents argue endlessly over it, and finally take her back to their hometown for treatment.

When the old midwife in the ancestral hall sees the family return, weary from their journey, she silently fingers the medicinal herbs in her hand.

"Please, save our Xiaosha. She's the only daughter I have left."

"I told you long ago, but you insisted on ignoring me."

The old midwife looks up, her gaze piercing Shuisha like a sword.

"That thing inside her will torment her more with every day it stays."

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CP flavor profile:

[Girl darling x brooding creep]

Filling: Horror + adventure

In a nutshell: He's so in love he doesn't know up from down anymore (little chirpy version)

Theme: Live life with determination and keep striving.