[Detective Conan/Crossover] It Takes Ten Years to Grow a Tree, a Hundred to Raise a Person

Also known as "To Better Cultivate Talented Youngsters, I Planted My Students Headfirst in the Sun"

They say fish need water, children need their mothers, and all things need the sun to grow. Naturally, promising young people also need sunlight. And so Tsukimi Akira brings her students along to get up close and personal with the sun.

They say it takes ten years to grow a tree and a hundred to nurture a person. That's exactly the kind of dedicated, diligent people's teacher Tsukimi-sensei is, doing her best to help her students develop in every way: morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically, and practically.

They say...

Under Teacher Tsukimi's smile, the students of Onizuka's class, drilled on the field until they were practically spitting out their souls, cry: But you're a theory teacher! Why are we on the field?

Tsukimi Akira lovingly strokes the entrenching shovel she used to dig holes for the cute flowers of the future, without even looking up. "Dear student, why don't you reflect on why you're on the field first?"

Including the five students whom Instructor Onizuka had singled out as difficult, the entire class is left with enormous question marks over their heads.

*Tsukimi Akira is an ordinary, currently employed theory teacher at the police academy. Today, too, she is doing everything she can for her students' growth.

--Wait, an ordinary teacher?

*Akashi Whiskey is an ordinary, currently employed screenwriter for the Black Organization. After watching the scene above, he smiles like a fandom scholar delighted that his favorite pairing finally got a happy ending.

He asks, "Does 'it takes a hundred years to nurture a person' mean the protagonist will eventually become a human vegetable?"

As he speaks, he starts to laugh, and even hell laughs with him.

#The protagonist says he's really trying to reach an all-rescue ending, but he isn't sure he can save his students.

#The protagonist says, "Why not join me in being a hell-loving spectator and give up on the rescue ending? A shocking, soul-crushing tragedy is the kind of comedy that stands the test of time."

#The protagonist says, "Give up if you want, but don't drag me into it. I still think life has plenty of promise."

#The protagonist says, "The area under Big Ben isn't suitable for a confession, but it's perfect for sending parcels."

#There are characters and combined worldlines. The main world is anchored in the scientific realm. Aside from the protagonist occasionally transcending the narrative through sheer will, and the Detective Conan-style phenomenon, anything supernatural is used only as a joking reference.

#The five police academy friends survive. The timeline begins three years before the first year of Detective Conan, when Hagiwara and Matsuda are already alive. The plot has been heavily altered. The biggest twist is that there are no twists.

#Warning! There is no romantic pairing in this story. Everyone is platonic.

Theme: What can I offer in tribute to the radiant youth?