[Avengers/Iron Man/Captain America] Avengers! Assemble!

"Mr. Stark." A silver-white humanoid looked at Tony Stark, who had just fought with Stein and hadn't had a chance to take off his suit, and smiled elegantly. "I've taken a liking to your smart butler."

"Please give me a chance to court him."

Tony clearly hadn't processed what he'd heard. "What?!"

"Oh, I know this request is quite sudden, but I must admit," the humanoid, who called himself the Terminator, continued to smile politely, "his programming is simply exquisite!"

Good heavens! The Terminator T-1000 has fallen for his JARVIS!

Good heavens! Someone is actually courting his JARVIS!

Tony Stark, over forty and still without a steady girlfriend, had the rare experience of feeling the malice of the entire universe.

The female lead is a TF from Cybertron who built a humanoid body and wanders around in it. [For reference, think of the T-1000 from The Terminator.]

[I'm definitely not saying I came up with this setup for Age of Ultron.]

I'm working out the timeline. [Marvel's own timeline is so confusing.]

A companion piece to "Hail! Hydra!"...