[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Dio Married a Madwoman

A broken world needs a World Repairer, and that's how Cassandra ended up in the world of JoJo. According to System No. 4073, which summoned her, repairing this S-rank world should be no problem given Cassandra's stats.

But... can someone tell it how this woman managed to make the world's big bad try to escape by killing himself?

The main plot hasn't changed, but everything else has become unrecognizable.

Be like:

In the iconic scene where Jonathan and Dio first meet, Dio is supposed to kick Danny and give Jonathan a warning.

But just as Dio eagerly prepares to kick the dog, a creature that looks more or less female suddenly appears in front of him. She pushes away the barking dog with one hand and drops to one knee. "Young master, you are exactly my type. Would you be willing to become my fiance? If you say yes, all my property will be yours."

Jonathan, who had just noticed Dio's ill intentions: ?

Dio, who was about to kick the dog: ?

Danny, who was about to get kicked: ?

Dio swears that if the word "lunatic" needs a definition, it must mean Cassandra.

He has never met a woman so unpredictable. She's a complete lunatic.

Dio can't understand why a woman would disregard everyone's judgment and do whatever she wants without restraint, like shamelessly showering him with affection because of his face. If he could, he would absolutely kill this woman who makes him feel humiliated.

Please note:

Warning: crackfic characterization and out-of-character behavior. Probably girl-on-boy. I want to feminize Dio and make him a little white rabbit. Run if you can't accept that!

Theme: Picking on the bad guys