The On-Screen Comments Teach Me How to Woo a Yandere

Steel-straight heroine vs. two-faced yandere hero

(The hero can see the on-screen comments)

Tantai Huan transmigrates into a book as a pampered cannon-fodder princess, and gets a livestreaming System as a bonus. As long as she completes the mission to win over the yandere hostage prince, she can change her kingdom’s fate of ruin and her family’s death, while also earning tips from viewers.

Steel-straight Tantai Huan: Oh, wow.

*At their first meeting, the hostage prince is dressed in white as pure as snow, looking like an immortal descended from heaven. He gives her a slight nod. “Greetings, Your Highness.”

Tantai Huan picks out the key point. “How good are you?”

The hostage prince: “?”

A stream of colorful comments floats before her eyes.

[Bestie, what are you doing??]

[Say something romantic!!!]

Tantai Huan gets it and immediately says, “You’re so handsome. I really like you.”

The hostage prince, meeting this princess for the first time: “...”

The comments drop dead.

*The hostage prince walks past her with a pale face, and the comments frantically remind her:

[The hostage prince is hurt. Go check on him, hurry and ask how he’s feeling.]

Tantai Huan gets it and hurries over to ask, “Are you okay? Are you cold? Are you hot?”

The hostage prince: “...?”

The comments drop dead.

*The viewers finally realize she has her own unusual interpretation of certain things, and start being blunt.

[The hostage prince is in danger, trapped in the woods. Go save him, then tell him, “Thank goodness you’re all right. You scared me to death.” Remember, your tone has to be gentle, with a little lingering fear.]

Tantai Huan gets it, grabs her sword, and charges into the woods alone. She fights her way through several rounds and takes down every assassin.

Then she tells him, gently and with lingering fear, “Thank goodness you’re all right. You scared me to death.”

The hostage prince looks at her blood-spattered face and twisted expression: “...”

The comments: [...]

*There’s a question Tantai Huan has wondered about for a long time, so she finally decides to ask the viewers directly.

“Didn’t you say the hostage prince was a yandere? He’s obviously just a poor little pretty boy.”

The viewers, after enduring her antics for ages, quickly cook up a scheme. [Then try leaving. Remember, don’t contact anyone.]

Hearing this suggestion, Tantai Huan happily runs off to Jiangnan for a vacation.

Before half a month has passed, the enemy nation invades, and Jiangnan is the first place it attacks.

When she sees the newly enthroned emperor of the enemy nation, the candied hawthorn skewer in her hand drops to the ground with a clack.

Clutching her tightly, his expression dark and terrifying, he whispers in her ear, “Why did you leave? I did such a good job pretending. I was exactly the kind of man you liked. Maybe I really do have to break your legs for you to stay by my side forever.”

Tantai Huan: !!!

[Reading Guide]

1. The heroine is the strongest.

2. The hero only knows how to bluff. In the end, he’ll still be crying and begging her.

3. The heroine casually drives the hero crazy just by being herself.

Coming soon: Taking His Wife. If you’re interested, please add it to your favorites~

Hero’s perspective

She is another man’s wife.

So what? I have ten thousand ways to make her mine.

An unrivaled genius who appeared once in tens of thousands of years, Jidu took only eight hundred years to go from mortal to god, and just three hundred more to ascend to the position of Divine Lord.

Who could have guessed that he would fall for someone all over again during a mortal trial?

He fell in love at first sight with a young woman, but she already had a husband, and they were deeply devoted to each other.

He tossed and turned, unable to sleep at night, jealousy filling his heart.

Then one day, he personally heard her husband say, “Brothers are like hands and feet, women are like clothes. Why bother with your wife? Let’s keep drinking.”

He knew his chance had come.

At last, she became his wife.

But he grew even more anxious, because although his wife was poor, she kept coming up with large sums of money and couldn’t explain where they came from.

Then one day, he saw that the money had all come from some strange man. He pretended not to know anything and carefully probed her about where it came from. His wife’s eyes darted around, but she still wouldn’t tell him the truth.

Jidu’s heart sank.

Had this day finally come? Was the wife he’d gone to such lengths to steal about to be stolen by someone else?

Jidu did his best to put on a gentle expression, afraid of frightening his wife. His voice was tender as he said, “A Fu, could you give the money back? Otherwise, I’ll kill myself in front of you.”

[His wife could never be at fault.]

[It’s all those other men seducing his wife.]

[It’s fine. He’ll soothe his wife first, then deal with those men one by one. He has plenty of strength and ways to do it.]

Jidu

Heroine’s perspective

Fuyue was born from the first wisp of demonic energy when heaven and earth were created. She was the ancestor of all demons, and her favorite pastime was wandering the mortal world.

The day she met Jidu, he had just been robbed. His clothes were in tatters, and he didn’t have a penny to his name, but his face was refined and ethereal, like an immortal from heaven.

She fell for him.

So when he said both his parents were dead, all his relatives were gone, and begged her to take him in, she did.

When he said her “husband” was fooling around with other women and behaving badly, she kicked her “husband” out.

When he said the chickens, ducks, cats, and dogs at home needed someone to look after them, and volunteered to marry into her family, she agreed.

After they married, he handled everything thoughtfully, always putting her first. He was obedient and well-behaved, and she was very satisfied. She planned to take him back to the demon realm and continue their romance once he died of old age.

It was only one day, when he trembled all over and threatened to kill himself, that his divine aura leaked out and she recognized who he was.

The new ruler of the divine realm, Jidu, the Divine Lord who had once beaten her disciple until he was crawling on the ground.

Those damned gods! How dare he disguise himself as a mortal and ruin her Daoist heart!

In a fit of rage, she faked her death and returned to the demon realm. Even when she heard he had cleaved the Netherworld with one sword just to find her spirit, she remained unmoved.

Then one day, her disciple excitedly introduced her to a new friend. Apparently, he used to be a god, but was fed up with the divine realm’s rules and was willing to join the demon realm and devote himself to it, even unto death.

She didn’t pay much attention, until she saw that his face was exactly the same as her mortal husband’s. But this time he wasn’t hiding who he was, divine aura swirling around him, and he looked even more handsome than before.

She: “?”

Here we go again? Is he addicted to acting?

Much later, her disciple finally learned the truth. He didn’t blame Jidu for beating him back then, since he had been outmatched, but he was furious about what Jidu had done.

He’d thought of him as a brother, but his brother wanted to get into his master’s bed. What a bastard!

Message: Believe in the existence of love, even when it takes an unconventional form.