A heroine who's a big shot and can fly off the handle at any moment, and a melodramatic, crazy demon lord hero
Cang Yun transmigrates into a book as a completely unknown passerby, and brings along a livestream System. If she can reform the book's world-destroying demon lord and set him on the right path, she can come back to life and have one wish granted.
The demon lord Shi Qing is cruel and bloodthirsty, utterly inhuman, and mentally unstable. The mission difficulty is off the charts.
In response, Cang Yun lies down without a care. "Doing the mission doesn't guarantee success. Not doing it is definitely easier."
Don't talk to her about dreams. Her dream is to have no dreams.
After the System kept raising the stakes, she finally made a move. Just as the audience was getting excited, she went up to the demon lord and enthusiastically pitched her KPI lie-flat plan.
"Hey, I brought a livestream System to reform you. Play along, and how about a one-to-nine split for the rewards? I get nine, you get one."
The viewers fainted, thinking the mission would fail and the demon lord would destroy the world ahead of schedule. But then the demon lord's eyes suddenly lit up.
"No. Three-seven split."
Cang Yun frowned. "I get seven and you get three?"
Shi Qing said, "No, I get seven and you get three. Because..." He curled his lips into an evil grin. "My acting skills are worth more. Pay up."
Cang Yun: "?"
And so, from then on, the livestream became a contest between the two stars to see who could put on the crazier performance.
*The mission requires the demon lord to "refuse a subordinate's invitation to kill." Cang Yun climbed onto a table, then dropped to her knees with a thud, wailing, "He's already turned over a new leaf! Please, don't force him!"
Shi Qing dropped to his knees even harder, cracking the table. He wailed, "Please, stop forcing me! I swear I'll be a good person."
Then he turned to Cang Yun and said, "I cried louder than you. Add another ten percent to my reward."
The subordinates were dumbfounded.
Wait, when did their arrogant, dazzling master go crazy? Nobody told them.
*The mission requires the demon lord to "save the weak." Cang Yun shoved an injured spirit rabbit at Shi Qing. "Quick, act compassionate and worried." Then she dabbed at the corners of her eyes, where there were no tears. "Waaah, poor thing. Good thing it met you, a kind person who's already mended his ways."
Shi Qing carefully washed the spirit rabbit, then tied it to a rack. His eyes were full of sympathy. "Poor little thing. Good thing you met me. I'll protect you from now on."
Then he pressed a small knife to the rabbit's throat and said to Cang Yun, "You have to add another ten percent to my reward, or I'll roast it right now."
Cang Yun's tears of distress ran down from the corners of her mouth. "I suppose that's not out of the question."
The spirit rabbit, trussed up over the fire: Are you people serious? Have you no manners?
*The final mission requires the demon lord to "publicly convert to the righteous path." Cang Yun wailed at the leader of the righteous sect, "He's really turned over a new leaf! Please take him in!"
Shi Qing bowed until his forehead was red and swollen. "Please, Sect Master, take me in!"
Then the two of them turned around and started fighting.
Cang Yun: "My crying was more convincing!"
Shi Qing: "My kowtows hurt more!"
The leader of the righteous sect: Hold on, I'm right here. What are you two even arguing about?
Meanwhile, in the livestream.
Viewers: "I thought I was clicking on The Demon Lord Reformation Plan, but it turned out to be I Transmigrated into a Book and Became a Comedian in the Cultivation World."
PS: The heroine is the strongest and craziest in the whole story. The hero is the type to admit defeat.
Theme: Harmony is precious.